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Helga Sven was a tremendously busty blonde bombshell with a thick-set body and a wonderfully curvy ass. Think of what a sexy Gabor sister might be like and you're half-way there. Helga Sven's erotic charms were unmistakable, and her take-charge sexing provided lots of sexy jolts during her carnal career. Helga Sven's mature age and lush physicality made her the perfect choice for roles that called for and authority figure. Thus, most every role Helga Sven played was either a madam, a mother, or a business owner, and she played each to the hilt. This collection contains her very best scenes ever! Includes scenes from Spectators (with Kay Parker), Wild Nurses in Lust, Scandal in the Mansion, The Idol (with John Holmes) and many many more!
Screenwriter Gary Kendall has been hired to write a script for a demanding porn producer named Regina Vagina. He gets a severe case of writer's block until he comes up with the idea of a porn detective named "Rick Quick". The ideas come to him fast and furious, but his character's sexcapades keep getting interrupted by his own sexcapades--with everyone from his sexy new neighbor to the girl at his phone-answering service.
