This is the spiritual journey of Channel Puget. Channel, haunted by ghosts, is ordered by dreams to go to Chicago where his own past and history collide... in a drag bar! Despite pressure form Randy, his boyfriend of two whole months, Channel follows his dreams to the Windy City where he wastes no time in whoring himself out for living accommodations. Once there, the mystery begins to unravel. Channel isn't just a conduit: he is a vehicle for the agendas of vindictive homosexual apparitions! Will channel be able to make it safely back to Olympia? Or will he be possessed forever, permanently becoming the dreaded ghost of Ant Anus?
Pizza isn't the only thing delivered in this horror-comedy. Zaffo is a pizza-delivery guy who's constantly ridiculed by his friends and co-workers. When a group of teenagers force Zaffo into a homoerotic situation, he finally decides to fight back, enlisting the help of a psychic and an over-the-top gay customer to cast spells on the boys. Once Zaffo has them under his power, he tortures them … one at a time.
Johnny leaves a Washington State juvenile facility and travels to Olympia where he meets other gay men and starts to put to rights some of the wrongs done to gay youths
