Driscoll
A missing formula, a defecting Eastern European scientist kidnapped, car chases, foot chases, air chases, the British secret service, and a couple of American tourists caught right in the middle.
Hospital Clerk
프랑스의 백만장자 필립 드비에(로버트 웨버 분)는 번화가에 큰 간판을 걸고 프랑스 사람들이 다 알게 큰 사업을 하지만 실은 그는 마약 밀매 업자로 우리가 부르는 프렌치 커넥션의 보수다. 또 그는 많은 부하와 부인 몰래 정을 통하는 정부 시몽 멕그리거양(다이안 캐논 분)을 비서로 쓰며 보스 노릇을 하지만 뉴욕의 보수들은 그를 경원한다. 이유는 프랑스에서 대통령 훈장까지 받은 우둔하면서도 유능한 잭 크루소(피터 샐러스 분)라는 조사관 경위가 있기 때문이다. 그것을 안 드비에는 크루소가 있던 변장 가게에 폭탄을 던졌으나 다른 사람은 부상을 당하고 크루소는 무사하게 살아 나온다. 드비에는 다시 크루소를 마약거래 현장으로 유인하나, 마침 자기 차가 고장나서 하인인 케이노의 푸조차를 타고 가던 그는 승차를 원하는 한 여자를 태웠으나 그 여자는 남장한 여자로 권총으로 위협해 크루소의 차와 옷, 모든 것을 빼앗고 그차로 도망가는 것을 드비에 일당은 그걸 크루소로 알고 기관 총사격을 하여 차는 전주를 받고 폭발해 그것을 크루소로 알고 장사까지 지낸다. 한편 드비에의 모든 비밀을 알고 6년간 동거 생활을 하던 시몽은 하루아침에 해직되고 그녀를 죽이려는 일당이 클럽에서 그녀를 데리고 뒷문으로 나오다가 그 클럽에 몰래 뒷문으로 들어가려던 크루소와 시몽은 크루소를 생명의 은인이라고 자기 아파트로 데리고 와 옷을 말리며 드비에의 비밀을 모두 가르쳐준다.
. St.John
거지 소년 톰 켄티는 소매치기를 하다가 쫓겨 궁전으로 숨어든다. 그때 톰은 우연히 헨리 8세를 만난다. 헨리 8세 왕은 톰에게 호위병과 10미터 간격을 두고 도망가게 한다. 톰은 도망치다가 굴뚝으로 들어간 곳이 왕자인 에드워드의 방이다. 여기서 둘은 서로 옷을 바꿔입고 왕자는 거지로 오인을 받아 밖으로 쫓겨나가 거지 생활이 시작된다. 한편 톰은 자신이 왕자가 아님을 수 없이 밝히나 정신이상이라고 믿는 궁중에서 갖가지 헤프닝을 벌어진다.
Police Cyclist
While a private detective is away on vacation, his not particularly bright assistant takes it upon himself to "solve" a case that comes in. Complications ensue.
Bishop
The year is 1904; the setting is Cockshute Towers, one of England's stateliest homes. When the household is threatened with bankruptcy, both the masters and the servants are prepared to co-operate in trying to find some cash - after all, most of them are enjoying liaisons of one kind or another among themselves, and none have any desire to give up their rewarding way of life...
Montague
In the tiny kingdom of Euphrania, the King and his court are most anxious to get Prince Edward wed. But Edward wants to marry for love. Meanwhile, young Cinderella finds life drastically altered with her father's death as she's forced to be a servant in her own house. But a cheery fairy godmother helps her with her impossible tasks, and even gets her to take an evening out at the King's bride-fin
Man in Tails
After spending decades living in the shadow of his more famous and successful sibling, Consulting Detective Sigerson Holmes (Wilder) is called upon to help solve a crucial case that leads him on a hilarious trail of false identities, stolen documents, secret codes... and exposed backsides.
Tom Hobbs
The legendary Sid James stars as the head of a chaotic household in this movie spin-off from the hit ITV sitcom. Sid Abbott and his best mate Trevor (Peter Butterworth) enjoy home-brewing. Plans to turn their hobby into a profitable, if illicit, sideline come unstuck when a Customs and Excise officer (Terry Scott) moves in next door! What’s more, Sid’s outspoken and madcap family hinder neighbourly relations even further.
Mr Skinner
Two English kids meet their friend Anoop Singh and his baby elephant Ranee. The nasty circus owner wants the elephant for his circus and the children decide that they must prevent this.
Duc de Poncenay
Henry VIII has just married Marie of Normandy, and is eager to consummate their marriage. Unfortunately for Henry, she is always eating garlic, and refuses to stop. Deciding to get rid of her in his usual manner, Henry has to find some way of doing it without provoking war with Marie's cousin, the King of France. Perhaps if she had an affair...
Julian the Lord Chamberlaine
The plot revolves around two heirs, Prince Frederick (Barry Gibb) and his brother Prince Marmaduke (Maurice Gibb), and their dying father (Frankie Howerd). On his death bed, The King orders his kingdom divided into two halves, the Kingdom of Jelly and the Kingdom of Cucumbers. Before the king even dies, Prince Frederick declares himself "King of Cucumbers" and Prince Marmaduke becomes the “King of Jelly”. The film intersperses comedy sketches with Bee Gees songs plus performances by Lulu and Blind Faith with cameo appearances.
Thompson
The deputy manager of a London bank has worked out a way to rob the branch of £200,000. When he becomes involved with the attractive Lady Dorset he decides to go ahead with his plan. He needs her help and that of her philandering spendthrift husband. It all comes down to a matter of trust.
The Twit
Entirely silent, with a musical score, sound effects and incoherent mutterings, the story revolves around a weekend gathering at the decaying country home of the eccentric and lewd General Futtock (Ronnie Barker) and the series of saucy mishaps between the staff (Michael Hordern plays the lecherous butler) and his guests.
The Pharaoh (segment "The Egyptians")
A man attempts to deal with the bevy of naked beauties who have been bothering his family for generations.
Fred
Francis Bigger, a notorious charlatan who tours the country lecturing on the subject of mind over matter, slips off the platform in the middle of his performance and ends up in hospital under the care of Dr Tinkle. The hospital is about to enter a period of total chaos.
Doctor
Bertram Oliphant West (also known as Bo West) wants to clear his unjustly smeared reputation. He joins the Foreign Legion, with Simpson his manservant in tow. But the fort they get posted to is full of eccentric legionnaires, and there is trouble brewing with the locals too. Unbeknown to Bo, his lady love has followed him in disguise...
Policeman (uncredited)
John Sawyer, once an eminent barrister, has slid into a life of cynicism and drunkenness since his wife left him. When his daughter's boyfriend is accused of murder, Sawyer decides to try to pull himself together and defend him in court.
1st Jeweller
A former burglar trying to go straight joins a rehabilitation scheme using much the same methods as AA. Through the process, he takes work as a department store Santa, where the endless parade of goods and money, not to mention the pretty young shop hands have him like a moth to a flame in no time flat.
Walker
A young man will inherit a huge fortune--8 million pounds--but to qualify, he must spend a million pounds in just two months. Easy to do? That's what you think!
