A la burger (2012)
Taste them!
Gênero : Comédia
Runtime : 2M
Director : Raúl Quintanilla Alvarado
Escritor : Raúl Quintanilla Alvarado
Sinopse
Several friends prepare some hamburgers and listen to a record player. Part of the "Haiku" series.
The opening scene is in a tailor's shop, showing the four assistants more or less in love with their employer's daughter. After some time, the tailor says he will give his daughter to the one who shows himself to be the cleverest. Some very amusing incidents follow. The various feats accomplished during the contest are clever examples of trick photography. (Moving Picture World)
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Francis, a man in his sixties, is found in a diving suit, swimming in a river in the city center. Even his children, accustomed to their father's escapades, are surprised: since Francis knows he is condemned, it seems really unmanageable. Samuel and his sister must therefore find a way to accompany him at any cost.
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Após causar uma grande quantidade de caos, um garçom (Charles Chaplin) decide pegar seus patins e vai até o rinque de patinação de gelo da cidade. Depois do verdadeiro balé no gelo, o garçom é convidado para uma grande festa na casa de Edna (Edna Purviance) e lá, ele causa mais confusões ainda.
O assistente de uma casa de penhores lida com seu chefe mal-humorado, seu colega irritante e alguns clientes excêntricos enquanto flerta com a filha da casa de penhores, até que um vigarista pérfido e com más intenções chega à casa de penhores.
Carlitos é um aprendiz de alfaiate que, por acidente, queima a calça do conde e por isso é demitido. O alfaiate encontra um bilhete dizendo que o conde não pode ir na festa, então ele se veste como um conde e vai na festa. Carlitos vai até a casa onde a festa acontece e encontra o alfaiate. Os dois tentam conquistar a empregada mais bonita da casa, mas não têm sucesso. Carlitos é atraído por uma jovem cigana e o alfaiate tem que distrair os outros pretendentes. O verdadeiro conde aparece na festa, vê os dois impostores, chama a polícia, e eles têm que fugir.
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