Aboard a ship early in the 20th-century, a middle-aged Italian tells his story of love to a Russian.
marito di Françoise
Willy, Giacomo, Lorenzo e Sandro sono 4 giovani yuppies rampanti nella "Milano da bere" degli anni '80, che vivono nel mito dell'Avvocato Gianni Agnelli e di Silvio Berlusconi; il loro unico scopo nella vita è apparire anziché essere. Giacomo è un pubblicitario, Lorenzo è un notaio, Sandro è un dentista, e Willy è un venditore di automobili.
Aurelio Battistini
Three episodes. In the first episode Valerio is mistaken for a notorious criminal. Very beautiful journalists succeed to bring him to her house for an exclusive interview. She tries to seduce him. In the second episode Giuseppe, an unlucky and ugly man, gets a job as a maid. His mistress falls in love for him. In the third episode, Plinio is a taxi driver who loves his cab above all. But at one point he is involved with the kidnapping of a woman.
Dr. Morris (uncredited)
Released from captivity in Vietnam, two American Army officers return to civilian life and discover they have acquired an insatiable taste for human flesh. A city is terrorised... as they stalk the inhabitants to satisfy their primitive appetites.
Le bijoutier
After the failure of his recent criminal exploits, international con artist Alexandre Dupré sets off for Venice to try to dupe some Japanese business men into buying a fake copy of a stolen Caneletto. On the aeroplane, a stranger asks him to look after his briefcase until after they have landed. Alexandre agrees, but the stranger is shot dead soon after and Alexandre himself becomes the target of enemy agents who are keen to recover the briefcase...
Il medico
First Assistant Director
Imagine a dupla mais barulhenta e hilariante do cinema em uma aventura selvagem, no meio da África…Slim (Terence Hill) e Tom (Bud Spencer), não gostam quando um poderoso e inescrupuloso caçador alemão (Joe Bugner), começa a capturar os animais da selva para vendê-los a um zoológico do Canadá. Eles precisam ensinar uma lição para esse cara e para isso convocam seu exército particular…um exército muito especial composto por elefantes, hipopótamos e mais um montão de trapalhadas inconfundíveis que fazem até as hienas morrerem de rir…Uma aventura hilariante com a inconfundível marca dessa dupla do barulho.
Martinez - Milland's Advisor
A reporter tries to stop the crash of an aircraft after uncovering an airline's plot to save their business by sabotaging Concorde flights and have them decommissioned.
turista scozzese
Gobette, a young avant-garde dancer, finds herself unemployed after the closure of the provincial club where she performs. By pure coincidence, Cipriano Gaudet, Minister of Justice, meets her at a judge's house and, convinced that she is the wife of the subordinate, gives promotions to the unsuspecting representative of the law in order to remove him from the woman and be able to get married with the soubrette. ..
Il Marito Di Giada Nardi
Don Cimbolano - a priest in a small town. Oscar - a offender escaped from prison. Philip - attorney loser. They don't lose heart and find ways out of the most incredible situations.
Anwalt Morris
Charleston is a 1977 Italian comedy film written and directed by Marcello Fondato. It reprises the style of the film The Sting.
Intervistatore a Milano
An episodic satire of the political and social status of Italy in the seventies, through the shows of one day of a television channel. An English language lesson turns into a killing of a black dignitary of an embassy by a CIA agent and then into his own killing by another colleague. In a television film, the police are befooled by a fake bomb and put a real one in order not to be derided by the public. In a film inquisition show, the bishop of Naples speaks highly of the importance of the family, but a child who lives a miserable family life kills himself. In the debate that follows it is proposed that they should eat the children, as Swift had said. In the next episode, a general who is in the toilet is called for the NATO parade, but the flasher breaks and in his effort to fix it, he dirts allover and kills himself. In a children's show an inspector finds excuses and delays the arrest of a powerful man...
Doctor
A professional killer is lured into a deadly double-cross when he agrees to assassinate a Mafia kingpin.
Sarto
Belle Duke, in order to get revenge on her former lover Philip Bang, organize his jail break. But instead of Philip is the Italian Felice Brianza, AKAS Felix, to escape. Now Felix is obliged to help Philip to escape. He will succeeded and from that moment on the two will join to defraud Belle. The swindle plot become more complicate when Felix falls in love for Philip's daughter.
regista del film Lady Chatterley
A three novels about an ordinary people discovering erotic movies.
l'urologo
Lando Buzzanca plays a man desperate to father a male heir. However, his wife (Roseanne Podesta) is apparently barren. They decide to use a surrogate mother, which, since this was in the days before artificial insemination, means Buzzanca will have to impregnate the surrogate the "old-fashioned" way. After a mishap involving a VERY unattractive but fertile widow, Buzzanca sets his sights on young girl (Gloria Guida) at an orphanage for unwed mothers (who has already given an illegitimate child up for adoption). They hire her as a maid, but she is under the impression they're going to adopt her, leading to some quasi-incestual misunderstandings...
Professor Mancinelli
Loredana is a schoolgirl who takes advantage of her fellow students and teachers by using her innocent schoolgirl beauty. After she loses her virginity to an older man she soon realizes there are more important things to life than teasing men.
In this intellectual drama, Ras (Eli Wallach) is a ruler or dictator who, somewhat like the Biblical King David, covets another man's wife as his own. Unlike David, however, Ras wants to humiliate Marcello (Nino Manfredi), a dedicated musician whose life he has already ruined. He forces Marcello to seek an annulment to his marriage through the Vatican.
Conte Everardo
Neapolitan Vincenzo LoRusso lives of expedients in Rome, as he tries to sell at an intersection a faux suede jacket, accidentally meets Laura, a beautiful woman who invites him to her house.
Pietro - the chauffeur
A mother keeps making excuses for why her son's father has not returned home. Jon Marco, just celebrating his ninth birthday, concludes his parents have separated and develops a plan to place himself in dad's care. Along with a new friend they run away to Milan to search for Marco's father. Once executed, our little hero learns the truth about his famous race-car driving father. Can mom and his pals help him deal with the trauma?
Generale John Ernest Dunn
Father of Sonia
A shy schoolboy's life changes when his uninhibited female cousin stays at his home for the summer.
colonnello
Giulio, suo padre
Under-secretary
Receiver
There's trouble in Frankie Diomede's criminal empire in Genoa. A French gangster has moved into his territory, so he flies home to take care of business. He promptly has himself arrested so that he'll have the perfect alibi when the bodies start piling up. But it turns out his enemies have enough juice to keep him in prison, his associates start dying and the attempts on his life start. Cue Tony Breda, a wannabe wiseguy, who has a plan to spring Frankie from jail.
Franco
A man and his mistress have just taken off for a weekend romp when they're kidnapped by a trio of bank robbers. They wind up becoming media "stars" as police and reporters follow them. They all wind up at the beat-up shack of a cranky old codger, with the police surrounding them and the robbers threatening to kill everybody.
Tenente Branzino
Italy 1973. Giuseppe Tritoni (Ugo Tognazzi) is an ultra-right-wing congressman that doesn't agree anymore with his fascist party policy. He contacts many Italian Army officers and built a net of relationship in order to organize a Coup d'Etat (Golpe). Something goes wrong and the Interior Minister (Home Secretary) Mr. Li Masi (Lino Pugliesi) got the all information about the attempted Golpe. So the Minister organizes a counter-Golpe. Tritoni desperately, to save his project, kidnaps the Italian Republic President (Claude Dauphin) that immediately dies for heartache. Now Minister Mr. Li Masi is free to lay down the law to the rest of the country, realizing basically the actual Golpe! Tritoni surrenders and will spend rest of his time trying to sell his ideas about managing Golpe in Africa!
The Priest
This Italian western comedy has no shooting deaths, but a lot of fistfights. Provvidenza is a bounty hunter. He makes his living solely by catching his dim but powerful friend, the Hurricane Kid (Gregg Palmer) and turning him in for the reward money. A fully armed horseless carriage is one of the inventive elements of this film. One of the film's sillier highlights is an amazingly loud and long belch by the Kid. -From http://www.spaghetti-western.net
Doctor
Alfredo, a timid young Italian, lusts after and woos the beautiful Maria Rosa. But when he manages to marry her, he discovers life is not nearly so blissful as he expected.
Massaro di Beolco
Plenty of fun erotic stories in the spirit of the "Decameron", united by one constant hero - unlucky cow Fiorina.
Commissioner Henry Campbell
Several murders have taken place in London. All the victims are prostitutes and the murderer is using the same techniques as Jack the Ripper. Peter Dockerman, an ex-acrobat and husband of one of the victims is the prime suspect. But whoever the killer is has cannibalistic tendencies and if Scotland Yard doesn't solve the murders quickly the evidence just might be eaten!
Cesare Maccaresi (uncredited)
Released from the orphanage at the age of thirty, a man dreams of finding his mother.
Funeral Exhibition Attendant (uncredited)
O músico Roberto Tobias está sendo seguido há dias por um homem que não conhece. Ao confrontá-lo num teatro abandonado, acaba matando acidentalmente o desconhecido, e no mesmo momento uma figura mascarada fotografa o crime. A partir de então, Tobias começa a ser perseguido implacavelmente por um vilão que não pretende matá-lo, mas enlouquecê-lo aos poucos com a lembrança da culpa do ato que cometeu.
The film consists of twelve episodes, all with Monica Vitti as the protagonist.
Gustav Larsen
Rosario Trapanese is determined to show he is not the typical old-fashion Sicilian. When his firm sends him to Denmark, a more sexual liberated nation than Italy, he immediately adopts the Danish "free-sexual-taboo" way of life. He meets and married Karen and succeeded to come back in Italy. Once here, he discovers Karen did a porn movie and his determination on being open minded is over. The typical Sicilian jealousy drives him crazy. Anyway, after a while, Rosario understands that what his wife did before to meet him it has not to be an issue for him. Karen confesses Rosario she signed a contract for a second movie and she could refuse only by paying a fine. The couple doesn't have enough money so they need to find a solution. And what a solution!
cliente di Giulia
Finogamo
After saving an infant of royal blood, knight Brancaleone forms a new army and sets out to return the baby to his father: a prince fighting in the Crusades.
Marco
Middle-aged man leaves his wife to devote himself to a carefree life.
To satisfy his wife, an elderly man has to have a penis transplant and is willing to pay a lot to do so. Three men are selected who for different reasons are forced to accept but giving up manhood can be more complicated than expected.
In WWII, a commando was sent in a secret mission in Sicily. They had a reluctant Italian prisoner of war to help them.
First Assistant Director
A Sicilian woman is dishonored by her lover, then goes to London with a pistol intending to murder him.
L'Automobilista / Principe Consorte
Seis curtas em que são apresentadas histórias interessantes, com críticas aos costumes da sociedade em diferentes aspectos. Abrangem, a literatura infantil, a cabeleira masculina, o trânsito, as visitas de soberanos às antigas colônias, a falsidade e o ciúme.
First Assistant Director
Seis curtas em que são apresentadas histórias interessantes, com críticas aos costumes da sociedade em diferentes aspectos. Abrangem, a literatura infantil, a cabeleira masculina, o trânsito, as visitas de soberanos às antigas colônias, a falsidade e o ciúme.
Friend of Luca
A trilogy of comedic tales set in the Middle Ages.
Assistant Director
Four unrelated short comedies by four different directors. "Queen Sabina"chronicles the sexual misadventures of a teenage girl on the road home. "Queen Armenia" centers on a self-serving opportunistic gypsy babysitter who uses her employer's kids for her own gain. The third episode, "Queen Elena" centers on a husband who learns a lesson about the perils of infidelity after he succumbs to the wiles of the seductive wife next door. The last vignette, "Queen Marta" centers on a wealthy woman who, when drunk, uses her butler as an outlet for her lust.
First Assistant Director
Em plena Itália do Século 11, o cavaleiro Brancaleone (Vittorio Gassman), uma espécie de Don Quixote maltrapilho, forma um exército de quatro miseráveis mortos de fome e parte em direção a um feudo a que julga ter direito. Durante o longo percurso pela Europa da Idade Média, no lombo de um pangaré chamado "Aquilante" (uma referência ao "Rocinante" de Don Quixote), ele vai se defrontar com a peste negra, bruxas e bárbaros de todas as espécies, numa sátira demolidora dos conceitos de honra e coragem sobre os heróis medievais.
The Snob (segment "1 'Usi e costumi', episode 1")
Mais um filme de episódios, típico do cinema Italiano dos anos 60 e 70.
Um grupo de italianos pega um voo para a Suécia - mas entre eles estão os turistas e os imigrantes.
Dois casais burgueses escolhem um restaurante típico italiano pelo seu nome, "La Trattoria", e ficam chocados pelo mau serviço e pela desordem.
Uma dama elegante em sua esplêndida Ferrari é abordada por um italiano e já imagina que vai ser paquerada, mas ele só tem interesse... no carro.
Uma esposa italiana encontra o marido na cama com outra mulher, mas ele é tão bom com sua explicação que ela acaba acreditando que foi tudo culpa dela por não dar atenção suficiente para ele.
e 14 Anos.
First Assistant Director
Andrea Rossi-Colombotti, oficial da ONU e um Casanova moderno, não se sente estimulado a menos que haja sexo perigoso, mas as mulheres e a sociedade são muito complacentes, então ele fica frequentemente impotente. Um psiquiatra avisa que isso vai piorar e que ele deve ser celibatário. Andrea tenta e falha com isso, abandona sua noiva, encontra uma ligação ocasional com risco de vida e persegue uma mulher amarrada a um marido sem graça, mas assassino. Andrea encontrará prazer e satisfação, ou ele está fadado a perseguir e depois negará fogo quando a busca for bem-sucedida? (e 16 - Estimado 16 Anos)
Corrado Fracassi (segment "Cocaina di domenica")
Mais um filme de episódios, típico do cinema Italiano dos anos 60 e 70. São 3 episódios sobre a imoralidade:
1º Sobre a primeira experiência com drogas,
2º Sobre voyeurismo e poder,
3º e último sobre a indiferença no amor.
First Assistant Director
Um homem siciliano desesperado, cuja filha de 15 anos foi seduzida e engravidada pelo noivo da filha mais velha, tenta encontrar uma maneira de salvar a honra da família. O filme apresenta a história de Agnese Ascalone, filha do proeminente mineiro Vincenzo Ascalone, e se passa em uma pequena cidade da Sicília. Agnese é seduzida pelo noivo de sua irmã Matilde, e tem um encontro com ele pelo qual ela confessa e tenta se arrepender, apenas para ser descoberta por sua mãe e pai. O filme é uma sátira sombria dos costumes sociais sicilianos e das leis de honra, e é muito semelhante ao filme Divórcio à Italiana (1961). (e 16 - Estimado 16 Anos)
First Assistant Director
Four different directors present lighthearted stories about married Italian couples and their dilemmas with jealousy, sex and love.
First Assistant Director
O professor Sinigaglia (Marcello Mastroianni) é o personagem-título deste drama italiano sombrio e cômico sobre trabalhadores de fábrica maltratados na cidade de Turim. Trabalhando em condições pavorosas em uma fábrica de têxteis, esses funcionários não têm ninguém para defendê-los até Sinigaglia colocar sua carreira acadêmica em risco, ajudando-os a iniciar uma greve. Embora o professor seja investigado por autoridades antipáticas, ele mantém sua dedicação à causa dos trabalhadores. (e 16 - Estimado 16 Anos)
First Assistant Director
Um barão siciliano casado se apaixona por sua prima e promete casar com ela, mas como o divórcio é ilegal ele deve inventar um crime de adultério para acabar com sua esposa. Ferdinando Cefalù está desesperado por se casar com sua prima, Angela, mas ele já é casado com Rosalia e o divórcio é ilegal na Itália. Para contornar a lei, ele tenta persuadir sua esposa para ter um caso para que ele possa atraí-la e matá-la, pois ele sabe que receberá uma sentença leve por matar uma mulher adúltera. Ele convence um pintor a conquistar sua esposa para um caso amoroso, mas Rosalia prova ser mais fiel do que ele esperava. (e 14 - Estimado 14 Anos)
Communist Party Activist (uncredited)
Um barão siciliano casado se apaixona por sua prima e promete casar com ela, mas como o divórcio é ilegal ele deve inventar um crime de adultério para acabar com sua esposa. Ferdinando Cefalù está desesperado por se casar com sua prima, Angela, mas ele já é casado com Rosalia e o divórcio é ilegal na Itália. Para contornar a lei, ele tenta persuadir sua esposa para ter um caso para que ele possa atraí-la e matá-la, pois ele sabe que receberá uma sentença leve por matar uma mulher adúltera. Ele convence um pintor a conquistar sua esposa para um caso amoroso, mas Rosalia prova ser mais fiel do que ele esperava. (e 14 - Estimado 14 Anos)
Production Manager
Esterina, a young war orphan, joins two truck drivers, Gino and Piero, on their trips along Northern Italy. She wants to find her luck in the big city, but her dreams turn into disappointing experiences. She falls in love with Gino but he is not interested in her, until she disappears...