A moralistic judge declares war on pornography. His gay nephew, who lives with a transvestite, tries to save himself and also protect his friend Ana, a porn actress.
Sindaco romagnolo
Celestino
Mônica é a professora, Roma, a cidade e Semeraro, o hotel. junto a este cenário está o Colégio Agostiniano com todas as suas regras e tradições, onde Mônica, a nova professora de inglês, irá mudar o comportamento da comunidade através de sua beleza e sensualidade. Uma comédia picante e bem humorada. com toda a malícia italiana nas situações criadas pela 'Professora que vai ao colégio'.
italian movie
Commendator Guarducci
Army Doctor Eva Marini wants to join a regiment to secure equal rights for women. So her commanding officer sends her off to a boot camp led by Renzo Montagnani, where only the most unruly soldiers end up.
Sor Maestro
Returning from Switzerland to Rome, the boss prof. Salviati, called 'The Prince', finds his business compromised by Rudy, a small local bandit full of presumption, audacity and men ready to kill. Commissioner Baldi a young and brave employee, will fight against them with the help of an ex-employee Rampelli.
Two scoundrels - Tizio and Caio - didn't want to get into the military service so they decide to escape dressed in women's clothes, but were caught by the guards. Without being able to confirm their right to freedom, the unlucky fugitives were sold into slavery. But everything what happens - happens for the better and slave girls Ticiâ and Kaya become personal servants of the Empress Poppea...
Tacito
Predictable parody of the legendary chapter of history of ancient Rome. The Orazi champions of the Central-South indolent clash with the Curiazi of Alba Longobarda, a hard-working northern city.
malato
Marcella inherits a taxi business from her father and now sets out on the job of her life. With each new fare she becomes involved with sex and crime, all done up 70's Italian comedy style.
DiMaggio's Accountant
Luigi "Chinaman" Maietto escapes from prison. As soon as he is free he assigns immediately two henchman to murder the inspector whose testimonial once led to his prison sentence. Inspector Tanzi is left for dead but survives. The local newspapers cover up for him and pretend the assassination had succeeded. When Tanzi gets better, his superior wants him to hide in Switzerland. But Tanzi defies him because he intends to make sure himself that Maietto is put back in prison. He goes for it.
gelataio
Distressed that her wayward husband, Gianni (Alberto Lionello), forsakes her favors and seduces a series of other women, drop-dead gorgeous Gioia (Edwige Fenech) turns to handsome lothario Patrizio (Ray Lovelock) to help her get revenge. Will her enthusiastic affair help Gianni see the error of his ways? Luciano Martino directs this saucy comedy that also stars Aldo Maccione, Alvaro Vitali and Olga Bisera.
Lincenses & permits officer
A tough, violent cop who doesn't mind bending the law goes after a machine-gun-carrying, hunchbacked psychotic killer.
Ray Lovelock stars as Massimo, a young undercover cop with a taste for violence and a thirst for revenge! Massimo gets himself arrested and quickly infiltrates the ranks of the underworld figure serving a sentence. Eventually a breakout is planned and Massimo is to be included. Just about as soon as they hit the street an attempt is made on the boss' (Martin Balsam) life. Massimo acts quickly in helping to save him and that's the in he has been waiting for
Voyeur
The adventures of a cad in Napoleonic times.
Patient in the garden
A man is desperately trying to avoid mandated military service, but a sexy medic proves to be his undoing.
Politician
Spain, occupied by the French. Zorro, the intrepid swordsman, has an accident. As a result, his friend, Father Donato, is forced by oath to find a temporary replacement for him.
Mr. Walter
A town awaits the arrival of a gunslinger to help defeat a gang of bandits, but a trio of misfits is mistaken for the anticipated relief.
Osborne
An inept sergeant is mistaken for a secret agent and charged with finding a spy, but he is so stupid he is demoted and becomes a corporal.
A sinister town boss called Pat Barnes has exploited almost everyone in the town. If they don't succumb to his demands they normally end up dead. Barnes is finally brought down by Shanghai Joe and a smooth-talking snake-oil salesman.
Antonio Sgrò
A satire on the American film "The Exorcist," but with an Italian twist.
il medico
When a rich uncle dies, giving him a great inheritance, Franco will clash with other grandchildren and lawyers.
Neapolitan Vincenzo LoRusso lives of expedients in Rome, as he tries to sell at an intersection a faux suede jacket, accidentally meets Laura, a beautiful woman who invites him to her house.
Pasqualino Cammarata is an Italian naval officer who has been disliked by his admiral because of his high-level knowledge, given that he is quite incapable as an officer.
cameriere
Petralia, a Neapolitan policeman casually makes friends with Maria, a girl engaged in the smuggling of cigarettes and belonging to the family of Ferdinando Il Barone.
Tricky Dicky is after a gold treasure with his companion. He tracks the treasure down in insane asylums, Ku Klux Klan rallies, and finally, the outlaw's hideout.
Don Miguel
A baron, nicknamed Paolo il caldo (Paul the Hot One) because of his womanizing, asks his son, on his deathbed, to leave women alone and only think about work. The son tries hard but only gets into trouble.
tassista
A small-time soccer referee gets the chance of a lifetime when he gets to referee a major-league game. He becomes a celebrity and suddenly finds himself having to choose between his future as a referee and the temptations that come his way, especially the women, now.
In this movie a writer comes to stay at an island resort and gets involved with a teenage lolita who is there with her parents and rather malicious best friend. She teases the older man mercilessly--going to a hotel and dancing with him naked and then suddenly getting dressed and running off to a party with a young American guy. But it's not so much because she is malicious, but because she is really an insecure virgin. Finally, he gives up on her after his beautiful wife (Barbara Bouchet) shows up. But the younger woman becomes jealous and is not going to give up so easily. . .
Direttore scuola
maresciallo
A satire of army life in which a tough army sergeant who loves opera clashes with his soldiers who love rock music and have formed a band.
Farmer
Sam and Buddy, two highway robbers, join with Colonel Quint, a big crook, who sold his services to Morgan, the banker, in order to free Baby, the banker's daughter, abducted by Espartero and his killers gang. A plan to 'sell' fake dollars to Espartero goes awry, but the two sons of the forger join Quint, and so does Mokaiko, a brave Japanese cook. The rag-tag band of Quinlan meets Espartero in several scraps, and then a climactic confrontation. All are ugly, bad, and dirty (except Baby), and fight accordingly.
The Sicilian Franco is a sort of imitation of Bruce Lee that Don Vito, a Chinese expelled from his country because he smuggled rice from Palermo to Beijing, tries to train in the art of kung-fu with disastrous results.
Mayor Clarence Apple
il cameriere
George Hilton is the infamous highway robber Stefano Pelloni, known as Il Passatore and Edwige Fenech is his opinionated leading lady, Mora, in this slapstick 'comedy'
Unlucky client of restaurant
A con man inherits a gold mine. Knowing that his family are even bigger con artists than he is, he assumes the mine is worthless, and teams up with a partner in a scheme to unload it on some unsuspecting chumps. However, the other members of his family discover that the gold mine is actually worth a lot of money, and they set out to take it from him before he realizes what he has.
Il Vero Pittore Cantarano Da Nola
Durante a Idade Média, um cavaleiro desajeitado retorna para casa, onde sua esposa o espera. Sensual e bonita, ela atraiu vários admiradores do sexo masculino durante a sua ausência, mas seu cinto de castidade tem mantido sua fidelidade. Agora é sua chance de tirar a chave dele e se divertir. Um desafeto do cavaleiro tem um problema semelhante com a sua igualmente linda esposa. E como se não bastasse, os dois homens têm projetos semelhantes sobre a esposa do outro, levando-os a conceber métodos drásticos para desencorajar qualquer invasão.
Doctor
A funk is believed to be a tough guy because of a magic bowler hat which gives him courage and strength.
Caustic satire on bureaucracy of the Vatican authority and a simple Italian who wants to achieve the audience with the Pope.
Doktor Eisenbart
Um menino e um cafetão-atirador salvam de um enforcamento a vida de um andarilho (Bud Spencer). O tio do menino morre deixando uma casa e algumas terras secas inúteis para o menino. O andarilho promete ao tio do garoto cuidar dele e ajudar o garoto a ter o que é dele por direito. Entretanto, o cafetão-atirador havia decidido que esse andarilho deveria casar com sua filha. Os dois entram em uma série de brigas e tiros até chegarem na cidade e encontrarem a herança do pequeno garoto.
John (uncredited)
A pimp named Horny Hector operates a brothel on property coveted by Cardinal Giove. The Cardinal comes up with a plan to force Hector into selling him the land by kidnapping Helen, triggering a small gang war.
Coffin Salesman
O músico Roberto Tobias está sendo seguido há dias por um homem que não conhece. Ao confrontá-lo num teatro abandonado, acaba matando acidentalmente o desconhecido, e no mesmo momento uma figura mascarada fotografa o crime. A partir de então, Tobias começa a ser perseguido implacavelmente por um vilão que não pretende matá-lo, mas enlouquecê-lo aos poucos com a lembrança da culpa do ato que cometeu.
proprietario del cafè
Franco and Ciccio work as waiters in an inn in France. The day Ciccio officially takes French citizenship, the First World War breaks out between Germany and France and all citizens are forced to enlist.
A defense counsellor and a judge are at loggerheads and the latter thinks his liver condition depends on the lawyer's ploys to get his clients acquitted.
Two chaps who earn a living repairing household appliances are hired by a formula one manager who has had his best pilot kidnapped. One of them drives the car which is remote controlled by a device invented by the other.
Um capitão da polícia organiza a libertação de um prisioneiro criminoso insano, que logo acaba morto. Quando o promotor público assume o caso, ele revela a corrupção no departamento e promete derrubar o homem responsável. (e 16 - Estimado 16 Anos)
ragioniere Quintino Braglia
Benito Fornaciari, a pale, devoutly Catholic, Upper Middleclass Italian inherits a minor-league football club from a long-lost uncle. He decides to visit the club to sell it, but the local population has other ideas: through an almost-armed uprising they "force" him not to sell the club but lead it to other glories on the football field.
Pulling Announcer (uncredited)
A young man who has lost his memory, escapes from prison with three other convicts. The other men help him find back bits of his past, until they arrive at a village where two warring families recognize him. Apparently he has a reputation for being a fast gun, and he has been paid to kill a man - who says he is his father. His younger brother is jealous of the attention the prodigal son receives, and things come to a dramatic end.
A university student, Mario Buongiovanni, tries to do various jobs to pay for his studies: selling encyclopedias, singing in night clubs, being a tour guide. He then became a science teacher in a female college, where he met Lisa, the daughter of a Lombard industrialist, whom he fell in love with. But Lisa's father, unfortunately, already has in mind for her a marriage with a very rich suitor ...
Fishers Assistent
Honey Fisher se tornou um homem poderoso em uma pequena cidade do Oeste, que cresceu em uma rica região de exploração de ouro. Fisher e sua gangue controlam o dinheiro e a área das minas de ouro através de trapaças, assassinatos e terror. A comunidade oprimida chama Cat Stevens (Terence Hill) para ajudá-los. Cat sabe que não conseguirá derrotar a gangue sozinho e chama seu parceiro Hutch Bessy (Bud Spencer) e Tom, um artista de circo que tem bons motivos para querer se vingar dos criminosos.
Pueblo Mayor (uncredited)
Durante a revolução mexicana, um misterioso homem conhecido como "Dutchman" (Peter Graves), chama três velhos amigos para uma missão perigosíssima, talvez...até mesmo suicida! Com a promessa que cada um deles receberá uma recompensa de 1000 dólares de premio, Mesito (Bud Spencer), um grandalhão que adora comer e uma boa luta. Augustus (James Daly), um perito em demolições e o "Samurai" (Tetsuro Tamba), um japonês Hábil nas facas e espada, se une a Luis (Nino Castelnuovo) um ex-acrobata. Juntos Dutchman revela seu plano para roubar 500,000 dólares em ouro que será transportado em um trem que é uma verdadeira fortaleza. Soldados armados com rifle automáticos, metralhadoras e até um canhão, guardam a fortuna e o Exercito de 5 homens terá que enfrenta-los para conseguir o ouro...um combate imperdível!
Conserje
A traveler becomes a target for various crime syndicates when it turns out he's a dead ringer for a wanted mercenary.
Fioraio
The sons of a music-loving insurance broker take extreme measures to find happiness for themselves and others, with some help from the power of music.
padre Di Caramella
The firefighter student Francesco Perricone and his cousin the brigadier Barrese fall in love both of the beautiful brunette Caramella and the barracks of Rome are transferred to the village of Sicily where the girl lives.
Card-Playing Banker
Caco (Eli Watch) é um fora-da-lei que está prestes a ter sua sentença de morte executada. Harold, o presidente do banco de El Paso, vai até ele lhe fazer uma proposta: facilitar sua fuga caso ele recupere para o banqueiro o dinheiro que está com a dupla Cat (Terence Hill) e Hutch (Bud Spencer).
