Bert I. Gordon

Bert I. Gordon

Nascimento : 1922-09-24, Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA

História

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Bert I. Gordon (born Bert Ira Gordon, September 24, 1922 in Kenosha, WI) is an American film director most famous for such science fiction and horror B-movies as The Amazing Colossal Man and Village of the Giants. Most of Gordon's work is in the idiom of giant monster films, for which he used rear-projection to create the special effects. His nickname "Mister B.I.G." is a reference both to his initials and to his preferred technique for making super-sized creatures. Gordon began his career directing television commercials before moving to film in 1954 to produce Serpent Island. In 1957 he began his prolific association with American International Pictures. In 1960, he wrote, produced and directed The Boy and the Pirates, starring active and popular child star of the time Charles Herbert and Gordon's own daughter, Susan. The three of them recently appeared together in the celebrity lineup at the 2006 Monster Bash, held June 23-25 at the Pittsburgh (PA) Airport Four Points. Walt Disney Company's theatrical release of Johnny Depp's Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, on July 7, 2006, spiked interest in previous "pirate" films. To that end Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, released a Midnite Movies double DVD set with the rarely seen The Boy and the Pirates, and the more recent Crystalstone (1988), on June 27, 2006. His 1977 Empire of the Ants featured a pre-Dynasty Joan Collins, who later said of the film that it was her worst acting experience, but by then the loosely-based modernized H. G. Wells tale had been elevated to cult film status. None of his films has received significant critical attention, but his work has attained popularity in some circles. The cult TV show Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) has featured several of his movies, listed below. Gordon holds a degree from the University of Wisconsin–Madison. Bert I. Gordon has appeared recently annually in the celebrity lineup at the Monster Bash, held each June, at the Pittsburgh, PA Airport Four Points. Description above from the Wikipedia article Bert I. Gordon, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Perfil

Bert I. Gordon

Filmes

Secrets of a Psychopath
Executive Producer
Two siblings lure unsuspecting victims to their house through a dating site for games and slaughter.
Secrets of a Psychopath
Writer
Two siblings lure unsuspecting victims to their house through a dating site for games and slaughter.
Secrets of a Psychopath
Director
Two siblings lure unsuspecting victims to their house through a dating site for games and slaughter.
Satan's Princess
Producer
A down-on-his-luck cop runs into harder times when he is searching for a missing woman
Satan's Princess
Director
A down-on-his-luck cop runs into harder times when he is searching for a missing woman
A Grande Aposta
Producer
Garoto aposta sua honra e o carro que conseguirá seduzir a bela novata do colégio, ignorando que a garota, além de filha de severo pastor protestante, é virgem.
A Grande Aposta
Screenplay
Garoto aposta sua honra e o carro que conseguirá seduzir a bela novata do colégio, ignorando que a garota, além de filha de severo pastor protestante, é virgem.
A Grande Aposta
Director
Garoto aposta sua honra e o carro que conseguirá seduzir a bela novata do colégio, ignorando que a garota, além de filha de severo pastor protestante, é virgem.
The Witching
Director
This is Gordon's re-edit of his 1972 horror film Necromancy starring Orson Welles and Pamela Franklin. This version features brand new scenes (mostly to up to exploitation factor) filmed in 1983 and added by Gordon himself. It also features a brand new score and other changes and the whole thing differs greatly from the original 82-minute theatrical version.
Terapia do Amor
Editor
Uma "comédia" sexual sobre um virgem chamado Freddie que tem um grande complexo sobre sua mãe e não se deixa envolver com nenhuma outra mulher.
Terapia do Amor
Producer
Uma "comédia" sexual sobre um virgem chamado Freddie que tem um grande complexo sobre sua mãe e não se deixa envolver com nenhuma outra mulher.
Terapia do Amor
Writer
Uma "comédia" sexual sobre um virgem chamado Freddie que tem um grande complexo sobre sua mãe e não se deixa envolver com nenhuma outra mulher.
Terapia do Amor
Director
Uma "comédia" sexual sobre um virgem chamado Freddie que tem um grande complexo sobre sua mãe e não se deixa envolver com nenhuma outra mulher.
Burned at the Stake
Producer
In 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts, young Ann Putnam accuses several residents of being witches, and they are tried and put to death. In 1980, young Loreen Graham is on a school outing to the Salem Witch Museum when a wax figure of a man from 1692 comes to life and accosts her. It seems that she may be the reincarnation of Ann, who has accused the man's 5-year-old girl of witchcraft and the girl is scheduled to be burned at the stake. Loreen must fight being possessed by Ann Putnam and confront the evil minister from 1692 who is consorting with Ann to falsely accuse people of witchcraft.
Burned at the Stake
Writer
In 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts, young Ann Putnam accuses several residents of being witches, and they are tried and put to death. In 1980, young Loreen Graham is on a school outing to the Salem Witch Museum when a wax figure of a man from 1692 comes to life and accosts her. It seems that she may be the reincarnation of Ann, who has accused the man's 5-year-old girl of witchcraft and the girl is scheduled to be burned at the stake. Loreen must fight being possessed by Ann Putnam and confront the evil minister from 1692 who is consorting with Ann to falsely accuse people of witchcraft.
Burned at the Stake
Director
In 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts, young Ann Putnam accuses several residents of being witches, and they are tried and put to death. In 1980, young Loreen Graham is on a school outing to the Salem Witch Museum when a wax figure of a man from 1692 comes to life and accosts her. It seems that she may be the reincarnation of Ann, who has accused the man's 5-year-old girl of witchcraft and the girl is scheduled to be burned at the stake. Loreen must fight being possessed by Ann Putnam and confront the evil minister from 1692 who is consorting with Ann to falsely accuse people of witchcraft.
O Ataque das Formigas Gigantes
Visual Effects
Algumas formigas têm contato acidental com material radioativo e se tornam gigantes e assassinas. Uma agressiva empresária do ramo imobiliário que planeja drenar uma zona pantanosa, para levantar um condomínio residencial exclusivo, visita com seus potenciais clientes ao canteiro de obras, com objetivo de fechar negócios. Aluga um iate de um experiente capitão do rio e passeia com seus convidados. Quando descobrem que um desastre radioativo, que causou uma mutação nas formigas, que em breve lapso de tempo, alcançam o tamanho de um ser humano e evoluíram tanto, que dominam telepaticamente a população do povoado próximo. Um terror diferente, cine "B" realizado com orçamento baixo e atores iniciantes, mas o resultado é um filme apavorante e gracioso. "Trash" clássico dos anos 1980, inédito e indispensável aos amantes do gênero.
O Ataque das Formigas Gigantes
Producer
Algumas formigas têm contato acidental com material radioativo e se tornam gigantes e assassinas. Uma agressiva empresária do ramo imobiliário que planeja drenar uma zona pantanosa, para levantar um condomínio residencial exclusivo, visita com seus potenciais clientes ao canteiro de obras, com objetivo de fechar negócios. Aluga um iate de um experiente capitão do rio e passeia com seus convidados. Quando descobrem que um desastre radioativo, que causou uma mutação nas formigas, que em breve lapso de tempo, alcançam o tamanho de um ser humano e evoluíram tanto, que dominam telepaticamente a população do povoado próximo. Um terror diferente, cine "B" realizado com orçamento baixo e atores iniciantes, mas o resultado é um filme apavorante e gracioso. "Trash" clássico dos anos 1980, inédito e indispensável aos amantes do gênero.
O Ataque das Formigas Gigantes
Screenstory
Algumas formigas têm contato acidental com material radioativo e se tornam gigantes e assassinas. Uma agressiva empresária do ramo imobiliário que planeja drenar uma zona pantanosa, para levantar um condomínio residencial exclusivo, visita com seus potenciais clientes ao canteiro de obras, com objetivo de fechar negócios. Aluga um iate de um experiente capitão do rio e passeia com seus convidados. Quando descobrem que um desastre radioativo, que causou uma mutação nas formigas, que em breve lapso de tempo, alcançam o tamanho de um ser humano e evoluíram tanto, que dominam telepaticamente a população do povoado próximo. Um terror diferente, cine "B" realizado com orçamento baixo e atores iniciantes, mas o resultado é um filme apavorante e gracioso. "Trash" clássico dos anos 1980, inédito e indispensável aos amantes do gênero.
O Ataque das Formigas Gigantes
Director
Algumas formigas têm contato acidental com material radioativo e se tornam gigantes e assassinas. Uma agressiva empresária do ramo imobiliário que planeja drenar uma zona pantanosa, para levantar um condomínio residencial exclusivo, visita com seus potenciais clientes ao canteiro de obras, com objetivo de fechar negócios. Aluga um iate de um experiente capitão do rio e passeia com seus convidados. Quando descobrem que um desastre radioativo, que causou uma mutação nas formigas, que em breve lapso de tempo, alcançam o tamanho de um ser humano e evoluíram tanto, que dominam telepaticamente a população do povoado próximo. Um terror diferente, cine "B" realizado com orçamento baixo e atores iniciantes, mas o resultado é um filme apavorante e gracioso. "Trash" clássico dos anos 1980, inédito e indispensável aos amantes do gênero.
A Fúria das Feras Atômicas
Producer
Morgan and his friends are on a hunting trip on a remote Canadian island when they are attacked by a swarm of giant wasps. Looking for help, Morgan stumbles across a barn inhabited by an enormous killer chicken. After doing some exploring, they discover the entire island is crawling with animals that have somehow grown to giant size. The most dangerous of all of these, however, are the rats, who are mobilizing to do battle with the human intruders.
A Fúria das Feras Atômicas
Screenplay
Morgan and his friends are on a hunting trip on a remote Canadian island when they are attacked by a swarm of giant wasps. Looking for help, Morgan stumbles across a barn inhabited by an enormous killer chicken. After doing some exploring, they discover the entire island is crawling with animals that have somehow grown to giant size. The most dangerous of all of these, however, are the rats, who are mobilizing to do battle with the human intruders.
A Fúria das Feras Atômicas
Director
Morgan and his friends are on a hunting trip on a remote Canadian island when they are attacked by a swarm of giant wasps. Looking for help, Morgan stumbles across a barn inhabited by an enormous killer chicken. After doing some exploring, they discover the entire island is crawling with animals that have somehow grown to giant size. The most dangerous of all of these, however, are the rats, who are mobilizing to do battle with the human intruders.
O Bombardeiro
Director of Photography
Geronimo Minelli é um policial de LA designado para encontrar um bombardeiro psicótico que explode escolas e hospitais psiquiátricos.
O Bombardeiro
Producer
Geronimo Minelli é um policial de LA designado para encontrar um bombardeiro psicótico que explode escolas e hospitais psiquiátricos.
O Bombardeiro
Screenplay
Geronimo Minelli é um policial de LA designado para encontrar um bombardeiro psicótico que explode escolas e hospitais psiquiátricos.
O Bombardeiro
Director
Geronimo Minelli é um policial de LA designado para encontrar um bombardeiro psicótico que explode escolas e hospitais psiquiátricos.
Necromancy
Producer
After Lori Brandon suffers a stillbirth, her husband Frank obtains a job with a toy company in northern California. Frank's new boss, the mysterious Mr. Cato, explains that Frank's position will involve magic. Cato, who seemingly holds enormous influence over the town, is pursuing the power of necromancy and believes that Lori holds the key that will help him resurrect his own dead son.
Necromancy
Writer
After Lori Brandon suffers a stillbirth, her husband Frank obtains a job with a toy company in northern California. Frank's new boss, the mysterious Mr. Cato, explains that Frank's position will involve magic. Cato, who seemingly holds enormous influence over the town, is pursuing the power of necromancy and believes that Lori holds the key that will help him resurrect his own dead son.
Necromancy
Director
After Lori Brandon suffers a stillbirth, her husband Frank obtains a job with a toy company in northern California. Frank's new boss, the mysterious Mr. Cato, explains that Frank's position will involve magic. Cato, who seemingly holds enormous influence over the town, is pursuing the power of necromancy and believes that Lori holds the key that will help him resurrect his own dead son.
How to Succeed with Sex
Screenplay
A man, who is having trouble scoring with his girlfriend, reads a book about sex and seduction to get some pointers.
How to Succeed with Sex
Director
A man, who is having trouble scoring with his girlfriend, reads a book about sex and seduction to get some pointers.
O Estranho Retrato
Producer
A trágica morte da mãe faz garota perder a memória. Como não bastasse, a menina ainda é encarnada pelo espírito da falecida.
O Estranho Retrato
Director
A trágica morte da mãe faz garota perder a memória. Como não bastasse, a menina ainda é encarnada pelo espírito da falecida.
Village of the Giants
Visual Effects
"Genius" accidentally invents "goo" which causes living things to rapidly grow to an enormous size. Seeing an opportunity to get rich, some delinquent teenagers steal the "goo" and, as a result of a sophomoric dare, consume it themselves and become thirty feet tall. They then take over control of the town by kidnapping the sheriff's daughter and dancing suggestively.
Village of the Giants
Screenstory
"Genius" accidentally invents "goo" which causes living things to rapidly grow to an enormous size. Seeing an opportunity to get rich, some delinquent teenagers steal the "goo" and, as a result of a sophomoric dare, consume it themselves and become thirty feet tall. They then take over control of the town by kidnapping the sheriff's daughter and dancing suggestively.
Village of the Giants
Producer
"Genius" accidentally invents "goo" which causes living things to rapidly grow to an enormous size. Seeing an opportunity to get rich, some delinquent teenagers steal the "goo" and, as a result of a sophomoric dare, consume it themselves and become thirty feet tall. They then take over control of the town by kidnapping the sheriff's daughter and dancing suggestively.
Village of the Giants
Director
"Genius" accidentally invents "goo" which causes living things to rapidly grow to an enormous size. Seeing an opportunity to get rich, some delinquent teenagers steal the "goo" and, as a result of a sophomoric dare, consume it themselves and become thirty feet tall. They then take over control of the town by kidnapping the sheriff's daughter and dancing suggestively.
A Espada Mágica
Visual Effects
The son of a sorceress, armed with weapons, armour and six magically summoned knights, goes on a quest to save a princess from a vengeful wizard.
A Espada Mágica
Producer
The son of a sorceress, armed with weapons, armour and six magically summoned knights, goes on a quest to save a princess from a vengeful wizard.
A Espada Mágica
Screenstory
The son of a sorceress, armed with weapons, armour and six magically summoned knights, goes on a quest to save a princess from a vengeful wizard.
A Espada Mágica
Director
The son of a sorceress, armed with weapons, armour and six magically summoned knights, goes on a quest to save a princess from a vengeful wizard.
Atormentados
Story
Um homem permite sua ex-amante morrer para não deixá-la interferir em seu novo relacionamento, mas o fantasma dela retorna para atrapalhar seu casamento.
Atormentados
Visual Effects
Um homem permite sua ex-amante morrer para não deixá-la interferir em seu novo relacionamento, mas o fantasma dela retorna para atrapalhar seu casamento.
Atormentados
Producer
Um homem permite sua ex-amante morrer para não deixá-la interferir em seu novo relacionamento, mas o fantasma dela retorna para atrapalhar seu casamento.
Atormentados
Director
Um homem permite sua ex-amante morrer para não deixá-la interferir em seu novo relacionamento, mas o fantasma dela retorna para atrapalhar seu casamento.
O Menino e os Piratas
Visual Effects
Jimmy desires to be a pirate when one day he discovers a magic bottle on the beach. He makes a wish and suddenly finds himself aboard Blackbeard's ship. Soon he realizes that being a pirate isn't what he expected.
O Menino e os Piratas
Producer
Jimmy desires to be a pirate when one day he discovers a magic bottle on the beach. He makes a wish and suddenly finds himself aboard Blackbeard's ship. Soon he realizes that being a pirate isn't what he expected.
O Menino e os Piratas
Story
Jimmy desires to be a pirate when one day he discovers a magic bottle on the beach. He makes a wish and suddenly finds himself aboard Blackbeard's ship. Soon he realizes that being a pirate isn't what he expected.
O Menino e os Piratas
Director
Jimmy desires to be a pirate when one day he discovers a magic bottle on the beach. He makes a wish and suddenly finds himself aboard Blackbeard's ship. Soon he realizes that being a pirate isn't what he expected.
A Maldição da Aranha
Special Effects
Preocupada porque seu pai não retornara na noite anterior, de uma viagem à Springdale onde foi comprar um presente para o aniversário dela, Carol convence seu namorado a irem de carro pela estrada à procura de notícias. Logo encontram a caminhonete dele quebrada e ao investigarem o lugar, vão em direção à uma caverna, onde se deparam com uma aranha da raça Tarântula "mexican redleg" gigante ao cairem numa enorme teia dentro de um buraco. Conseguindo fugir, relatam o fato ao professor da faculdade que pede ajuda do Sheriff para combater a terrível criatura, bem como estudar os motivos que fizeram com que se tornasse uma mutante gigantesca. Mas após capturá-la e dada como morta, o animal é levado para o ginasio do colégio, onde seria alvo de estudos. Porém acaba despertando e passa a atacar a cidade, causando morte e pavor entre os moradores locais.
A Maldição da Aranha
Screenstory
Preocupada porque seu pai não retornara na noite anterior, de uma viagem à Springdale onde foi comprar um presente para o aniversário dela, Carol convence seu namorado a irem de carro pela estrada à procura de notícias. Logo encontram a caminhonete dele quebrada e ao investigarem o lugar, vão em direção à uma caverna, onde se deparam com uma aranha da raça Tarântula "mexican redleg" gigante ao cairem numa enorme teia dentro de um buraco. Conseguindo fugir, relatam o fato ao professor da faculdade que pede ajuda do Sheriff para combater a terrível criatura, bem como estudar os motivos que fizeram com que se tornasse uma mutante gigantesca. Mas após capturá-la e dada como morta, o animal é levado para o ginasio do colégio, onde seria alvo de estudos. Porém acaba despertando e passa a atacar a cidade, causando morte e pavor entre os moradores locais.
A Maldição da Aranha
Producer
Preocupada porque seu pai não retornara na noite anterior, de uma viagem à Springdale onde foi comprar um presente para o aniversário dela, Carol convence seu namorado a irem de carro pela estrada à procura de notícias. Logo encontram a caminhonete dele quebrada e ao investigarem o lugar, vão em direção à uma caverna, onde se deparam com uma aranha da raça Tarântula "mexican redleg" gigante ao cairem numa enorme teia dentro de um buraco. Conseguindo fugir, relatam o fato ao professor da faculdade que pede ajuda do Sheriff para combater a terrível criatura, bem como estudar os motivos que fizeram com que se tornasse uma mutante gigantesca. Mas após capturá-la e dada como morta, o animal é levado para o ginasio do colégio, onde seria alvo de estudos. Porém acaba despertando e passa a atacar a cidade, causando morte e pavor entre os moradores locais.
A Maldição da Aranha
Director
Preocupada porque seu pai não retornara na noite anterior, de uma viagem à Springdale onde foi comprar um presente para o aniversário dela, Carol convence seu namorado a irem de carro pela estrada à procura de notícias. Logo encontram a caminhonete dele quebrada e ao investigarem o lugar, vão em direção à uma caverna, onde se deparam com uma aranha da raça Tarântula "mexican redleg" gigante ao cairem numa enorme teia dentro de um buraco. Conseguindo fugir, relatam o fato ao professor da faculdade que pede ajuda do Sheriff para combater a terrível criatura, bem como estudar os motivos que fizeram com que se tornasse uma mutante gigantesca. Mas após capturá-la e dada como morta, o animal é levado para o ginasio do colégio, onde seria alvo de estudos. Porém acaba despertando e passa a atacar a cidade, causando morte e pavor entre os moradores locais.
War of the Colossal Beast
Special Effects
Glenn Manning, "The Amazing Colossal Man," believed dead after falling from the Hoover Dam, reemerges in rural Mexico, brain damaged, disfigured, and very angry.
War of the Colossal Beast
Screenstory
Glenn Manning, "The Amazing Colossal Man," believed dead after falling from the Hoover Dam, reemerges in rural Mexico, brain damaged, disfigured, and very angry.
War of the Colossal Beast
Producer
Glenn Manning, "The Amazing Colossal Man," believed dead after falling from the Hoover Dam, reemerges in rural Mexico, brain damaged, disfigured, and very angry.
War of the Colossal Beast
Director
Glenn Manning, "The Amazing Colossal Man," believed dead after falling from the Hoover Dam, reemerges in rural Mexico, brain damaged, disfigured, and very angry.
Attack of the Puppet People
Special Effects
A deranged scientist creates a ray that can shrink people down to doll size.
Attack of the Puppet People
Producer
A deranged scientist creates a ray that can shrink people down to doll size.
Attack of the Puppet People
Story
A deranged scientist creates a ray that can shrink people down to doll size.
Attack of the Puppet People
Director
A deranged scientist creates a ray that can shrink people down to doll size.
The Amazing Colossal Man
Producer
Lt. Col. Glenn Manning is inadvertently exposed to a plutonium bomb blast and although he sustains burns over 90% of his body, he survives. Then he begins to grow, but as he grows he starts losing his mind. By the time he stops he is 50 ft tall, insane and is on the rampage.
The Amazing Colossal Man
Screenplay
Lt. Col. Glenn Manning is inadvertently exposed to a plutonium bomb blast and although he sustains burns over 90% of his body, he survives. Then he begins to grow, but as he grows he starts losing his mind. By the time he stops he is 50 ft tall, insane and is on the rampage.
The Amazing Colossal Man
Director
Lt. Col. Glenn Manning is inadvertently exposed to a plutonium bomb blast and although he sustains burns over 90% of his body, he survives. Then he begins to grow, but as he grows he starts losing his mind. By the time he stops he is 50 ft tall, insane and is on the rampage.
The Cyclops
Special Effects
A test pilot is missing and a search party is sent out in the jungles of Mexico; however, while searching they uncover a monster in the jungle who became this way due to a dose of radioactivity.
The Cyclops
Producer
A test pilot is missing and a search party is sent out in the jungles of Mexico; however, while searching they uncover a monster in the jungle who became this way due to a dose of radioactivity.
The Cyclops
Writer
A test pilot is missing and a search party is sent out in the jungles of Mexico; however, while searching they uncover a monster in the jungle who became this way due to a dose of radioactivity.
The Cyclops
Director
A test pilot is missing and a search party is sent out in the jungles of Mexico; however, while searching they uncover a monster in the jungle who became this way due to a dose of radioactivity.
Beginning of the End
Special Effects
An attractive reporter investigating the mysterious destruction of an Illinois town stumbles upon a secret government laboratory conducting radiation experiments on vegetables. The lead scientist is eager to help find out what happened. Together they discover that giant grasshoppers are behind the devastation. Worse yet, thousands of them are headed toward Chicago! Can they be stopped... or is this the BEGINNING OF THE END?
Beginning of the End
Producer
An attractive reporter investigating the mysterious destruction of an Illinois town stumbles upon a secret government laboratory conducting radiation experiments on vegetables. The lead scientist is eager to help find out what happened. Together they discover that giant grasshoppers are behind the devastation. Worse yet, thousands of them are headed toward Chicago! Can they be stopped... or is this the BEGINNING OF THE END?
Beginning of the End
Director
An attractive reporter investigating the mysterious destruction of an Illinois town stumbles upon a secret government laboratory conducting radiation experiments on vegetables. The lead scientist is eager to help find out what happened. Together they discover that giant grasshoppers are behind the devastation. Worse yet, thousands of them are headed toward Chicago! Can they be stopped... or is this the BEGINNING OF THE END?
King Dinosaur
Story
In 1960, four American scientists travel to a planet that has just entered Earth's solar system to see if it's able to support an Earth colony. They find an oxygen atmosphere, a lush earth-like forest, and earth-like animals living around a potable fresh-water lake.
King Dinosaur
Producer
In 1960, four American scientists travel to a planet that has just entered Earth's solar system to see if it's able to support an Earth colony. They find an oxygen atmosphere, a lush earth-like forest, and earth-like animals living around a potable fresh-water lake.
King Dinosaur
Director
In 1960, four American scientists travel to a planet that has just entered Earth's solar system to see if it's able to support an Earth colony. They find an oxygen atmosphere, a lush earth-like forest, and earth-like animals living around a potable fresh-water lake.
Serpent Island
Director of Photography
On the trail of a million-dollar gold treasure, an Eastern gal (Mary Munday) hires a California dockside bum (Sonny Tufts) to accompany her to the Caribbean where one of her ancestors reportedly buried the booty. Soon the jungles are echoing with the sound of voodoo drums, the locals are licking their native chops and there are snakes on a plain!Packed with flubs, sockt footage—and Sonny Tufts. If laughter were food, this would be a full-course meal for Worst Films connoisseurs. (Filmed in 16mm Kodachrome on an $18,000 budget!)