Terror, transsexualism, and an eternal cult film. What is on the mind of horror film director Juan López Moctezuma and his fans, Manolo and Lalo, who are not only obsessed with the Mexican horror film 'Alucarda', but also believe in their hearts that they are its true characters? After finding the director in a psychiatric hospital, they kidnap him to make him remember his gloriously twisted past. An unclassifiable documentary film that uses interviews, stock shots and recreations of a past that may only have existed in the nightmares of its protagonists.
Jeremy (voice)
O veterano Gnomo Juíz Klaus convida-nos a reviver algumas emocionantes viagens vividas ao longo dos seus 350 anos de existência. Nessas viagens conheceu costumes de Gnomos de todo o mundo, como a inesquecível viagem que fez à Grande Muralha da China onde, com a ajuda de um dragão gigante, ele e o seu assistente Dani tiveram de enfrentar os maquiavélicos Trolls. Entre as suas memórias encontram-se a crónica dos atribulados Jogos Olímpicos de Itaca, onde tiveram de descobrir a razão da má actuação dos atletas. Acompanha os Gnomos nas suas agitadas e fantásticas viagens pelos cinco continentes em defesa do meio ambiente e tentando evitar as malandrices dos Trolls.
Bonacieux (voice)
França, século XVII, sob o reinado de Luís XIII. Dartacão é um camponês impetuoso e inocente de Gasconha, bem como um hábil espadachim, que viaja para Paris com o objectivo de tornar o seu sonho realidade: juntar-se ao Corpo de Moscãoteiros da Guarda Real.
Guardia Civil
Lina, who works as a servant, is saving money with his boyfriend Daniel, who is fireman, in order to get married. But the weddings' day, when his fiance is goint to the wedding, he recieves an urgent call because of a big fire in the forest. So he decides to go to the fire and leaves his fiancee at the church. Lina feels that Daniel prefer the fire than her so he goes to her town hitchhiking. Carlos, who has just robbed a bank, picks her.
Associate Producer
Mexican horror film about an American painter named Mary who is living in Mexico where she sells her works and also kills people for their blood. It turns out Mary is a vampire but not the traditional one with fangs. Since she has no fangs she must stab or slash the throats of her victims but soon she has a new man in her life as well as a mysterious man in black who appears to be doing the same type of murders.
One man becomes each day more and more fat. The exercise does not help him. Finally he goes to the doctor that finds out his problem: he is pregnant.
Servant
Cajero del banco
A gang of Spanish pickpockets decide to send one of them to Chicago to learn how to be a gangster...
Pater
Rafael, Miguel and Gabriel are three boys of different social status, who come to the call of the Flags of Hunters Parachute enroll in their ranks. Between them comes a great friendship and starring a host of incidents, until Rafael starts a relationship with Milagros, an attractive girl of Alcala.
Hijo del campesino (uncredited)
In the fall of 1824 Javier Montenegro, Bradomin Marquis is spared death hanging by Captain Casares, and in return, the Marquis agrees to help him escape to America. Adaptation of "Sonata de Otoño" and "Sonata de Estío" of Ramón María del Valle-Inclan, which included elements Bardem later works of the author.
