Reporter (as John Sierros)
The film follows the travels and accounts of Mark Chapman (Jonas Ball) and gives the watcher an insight into his mind. It starts with him in Hawaii and how he does not fit in with anyone including his job; family; friends etc. He says he is searching for a purpose in his life and that it has no direction. He seeks refuge in the public library where he finds the book, 'The Catcher in the Rye'. He becomes obsessed with the book and believes that he himself is the protaganist in the book, Holden Caulfield. He believes the ideas in the book reflect his own personal life and how he does not fit in anywhere and he reads it constantly. He then finds another book in the library about The Beatles singer John Lennon and begins a personal hatred for him.
Fat Cop
Washburn (Jimmy Fallon) é um atrapalhado policial, que por causa de sua má direção faz com que uma operação policial termine em acidente. Após ter sua carteira de motorista cassada, ele é designado para fazer patrulhas pela cidade. Um dia ele ouve, através do rádio da polícia, um alerta sobre um assalto a banco. Decidido a recuperar o prestígio perdido, Washburn resolve tentar prender os bandidos. Porém, para perseguir os assaltantes ele precisa da ajuda de Belle (Queen Latifah), uma taxista que tirou recentemente sua carteira de motorista. Belle sonha em ser piloto da Nascar, mas o mais próximo que chegou dele é dirigir pelas ruas de Nova York. Juntos eles perseguem um bando de assaltantes a banco brasileiras, lideradas por Vanessa (Gisele Bündchen).
Policeman (credit only)
When Joshua moves to the outskirts of Auburn, he awakens the curiosity of the sleepy town. They don’t know who he is or where he came from, but no one can shake the feeling they’ve known him for years. Despite his benevolence and selfless work in the community, some remain suspicious. Just what exactly is Joshua up to?
Little Ray
A 4-year-old boy is abducted by aliens and raised on a distant planet to be an unstoppable killing machine only to crash land on Earth.