Gaynor
Fitness fanatic, Donald Leek, indulges in a monthly Chunky Monkey experience with, someone vaguely resembling movie-songstress, Julie Andrews, who he's expecting at 7:30pm. His obsession with Ms. Andrews (and her posterior) is somewhat disturbing to say the least. Before she arrives however, he has to dispose of the body parts of Mr Azam, manager of his favourite Indian restaurant, who has neglected to send him a Christmas card. He is interrupted by a peculiar assortment of unwelcome visitors, amongst them, Jesus Christ and a one-testicled self-made millionaire. Each one is as unhinged as their host, who retaliates to the intrusion in extreme fashion
Sharon
Quando os estilistas de topo descem à pequena localidade de Keighley para o campeonato nacional de cabeleireiro, certamente não esperam encontrar grande concorrência entre os locais. Mas ninguém estava a contar com Phil Allen, que em tempos tinha chamado à atenção num circuito de competição. Desde que a sua esposa fugiu com a sua antiga modelo de competição, Sandra, ele tem vindo a viver a sua vida de forma recatada como barbeiro local, com o seu filho Brian. Quem será o vencedor da prestigiada Tesoura De Prata?
