Himself
Some young entrepreneurs strike it rich and then move into a high class neighborhood. They try to impress their new celebrity neighbors by having a haunted house.
Rabbi Schultz
Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular is a one-hour variety sketch-comedy show. You'll see a hilarious roast of Santa Claus; a politically correct Christmas nativity scene photograph; dirty Christmas carolers; the gorgeous North Pole dancers; and a special music performance by Kid Rock of his new song, "Rock N Roll Jesus." The show features many actors and comedians including Carrot Top, Jim Breuer, Penn Jillete, Jamie Kennedy, Vicki Lawrence, Lisa Lampanelli, Flavor Flav, Jeffrey Ross, George Wallace and George Wendt, with special guest Tony Orlando and musical guest Kid Rock.
Sol solzberg
During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!
Man in Straitjacket
O procurador Thomas Renfield (Peter MacNicol) chega a Transilvânia para um encontro com Conde Drácula (Leslie Nielsen), onde é hipnotizado e passa a obedecer suas ordens. O plano do vampiro é ir a Londres e fazer de uma mulher sua eterna esposa e parceira, mas o Dr. Van Helsing (Mel Brooks) fará de tudo para detê-lo.
Bartender
Hideous in their original form, four alien drug smugglers transform into beautiful women on Earth. The drug is derived from draining the “life essence” from men. Hot on their trail are both the local police and intergalactic DEA. Packed with eye-popping state-of-the-art special effects and stereo sound, VAMPIRE VIXENS FROM VENUS is a sexy, funny, sci-fi thriller.
First Stop...the Tar Pits, as Gary and Eric investigate the incredible creatures that came after the dinosaurs, from giant ground sloths to savage saber-tooths. It's a trip back to the age of monstrous mammals in this wild and whimsical blast into tour prehistoric past.
Himself
Sátira dos programas de TV e dos filmes de orçamento precário, com várias histórias desde um funeral conduzido por comediantes até a grande noite de um adolescente que acaba virando um pesadelo.
Azor (voice)
"In life you have to work fo what you want," Shando's wise old teacher tells him. Shando wants to become a music ant but first he must earn the kabump that all working adult ants have. However, Shando spends his time daydreaming and instead of earning his kabump, he acquires a fake one. He soon learns that true success comes only with hard work and honesty.
Count Dracula
Frederic Lansing is a writer who hopes to find inspiration while vacationing in Hellview, Oregon; however, the lighthouse in which he's staying is haunted by the ghost of Venetia, who had killed herself 100 years ago and now wants to use Lansing as a vessel for her dead husband, Captain Howdy. When Howdy's ghost starts killing people, two bumbling scientists are brought in to investigate the history of the lighthouse and solve the case.
Francis A. Melville
A physically small police psychologist and a physically large insurance detective team up on an arson case.
Soothsayer - The Roman Empire
Uma versão barulhenta da história que prova que nada é sagrado - nem mesmo o Império Romano, a Revolução Francesa e a Inquisição Espanhola.
Brother Charles
Comedy pilot about wacky monks in a monastery.
Sinestro
The adventures of many of DC Comics greatest superheroes and villains. In the first episode, "The Challenge," the superheroes must race against time to stop the diabolical super-villains' plot to destroy the world. In the second episode, "The Roast," the superheroes pay tribute to Batman and Robin in the form of a roast which even the villains attend.
Self
Take a magical, musical trip through time and space with the Carpenters and their guests... including a "Star Wars/Close Encounters" fantasy that will dazzle and delight you.
Cocker Spaniel
Richard Thorndyke chega ao Instituto Neuro-Psiquiátrico Para os Muito, Muito Nervosos para tornar-se seu diretor. Mas suas novas funções vão muito além de garantir que tudo funcione da forma correta: ele foi chamado principalmente para descobrir a origem de falcatruas que andam acontecendo lá dentro. Tudo complica ainda mais quando ele próprio é ameaçado de morte, por saber demais, o que traz a tona seu próprio problema psicológico: ele sofre de alta ansiedade! O filme faz homenagem explícita as obras de Alfred Hitchcock. Algumas sequências trazem paródias de cenas famosas de filmes como Os Pássaros, Psicose e Um Corpo que Cai.
Elliott (voice)
No começo do século 20, na Nova Inglaterra, Pete é um menino de nove anos de idade que foge dos violentos pais adotivos. Ele só tem um amigo: um dragão chamado Elliott. Pete e Elliott vão parar numa pequena cidade e passam a viver com Nora e o pai dela, Lampie, zelador do farol da cidade. O problema é que o dragão Elliott é descoberto por um médico sem escrúpulos que quer usar o bichão com propósitos medicinais. Mistura de desenho animado e atores.
Blind Man
Aspiring filmmakers Mel Funn, Marty Eggs and Dom Bell go to a financially troubled studio with an idea for a silent movie. In an effort to make the movie more marketable, they attempt to recruit a number of big name stars to appear, while the studio's creditors attempt to thwart them.
Malcolm Argos
In this pilot film that led to the series, an ex-con and a retired cop, partners in a private investigation agency, try to prove that a safecracker has been framed for a diamond robbery.
Charlie
A spinster and her widowed sister, who are the authors of murder-mystery novels, try to track down the killer of a former movie star. This TV pilot film became a series of rotating movies the following season.
Rex
Um excêntrico pescador pesca um vigarista que é seu sósia e acaba se envolvendo em um assassinato e na procura de um tesouro em diamantes desaparecido no sul da Califórnia, gerando uma série de confusões.