Alfonso Zayas

Alfonso Zayas

Nascimento : , Tulancingo, Hidalgo, Mexico

Perfil

Alfonso Zayas

Filmes

El vecindario 3
Fermín
The adventures of Juan and the situations that he will find in the neighborhood where he lives to try to rescue him from the bad guys who want to turn it into a drug sales place.
El teacher
José is an unemployed womanizer who lives supported by his almost identical twin Juan, a teacher and gay fashion designer. But when Juan moves to France, José assumes the identity of his brother to take his place at work.
El sexo me da risa 3
Mateo (segment: Los huevos)
Los verduleros 4
Roberto
A police commander fails to take down a dangerous drug cartel, despite using all the limited equipment at his disposal, and his best detectives as undercover agents.
A tirones y empujones
Desenmascarando al diputado
Ronco el paparazzi
El mameluco de mi compadre
El matrimonio es como el manicomio
Las mamadas de el padre Amado
A thief steals a package full of drugs and hides in a church, posing as a Priest.
El Tigre se comió a Santa Julia
A once peaceful town is being terrorized by a serial rapist they call "El Tigre."
Jarri Puter
Jarri Puter
Jarri Puter is a gay man who goes to a magic school and learns how to become a great wizard while dealing with his homosexuality.
Para Gases... los mios
Mexican feature film
Cholos vs. Judiciales
Director
Hermanos de sangre
Two childhood friends must fight against each other after growing up to be on opposite sides of the law.
El día de los Albañiles IV
Just arriving from his town to the capital, Roberto asks for accommodation to his ambitious relatives. As he does not bring money, he is forced to work as a bricklayer in a construction in which he lives an endless number of dangerous adventures.
El narco naco II
Vuelven los albañiles
Chinto
Construction workers try to make a housing complex and a group of female builders join along.
Los verduleros atacan de nuevo
Don Chon
El narco naco
Get ready to laugh non-stop when you see the troubles that pass by our friend Cosme (Alfonzo Zayas) to be forced to work for the love of a woman. Cosme tries everything, but out of habit not last even 24 hours in each work. One day, he goes to his godfather and this places it as selling tortillas. The story is complicated when a mobster, is impatient for the ineffectiveness of his men and two police harassment inexperienced who try to dismantle his band.
Los maistros albañiles
Mexican feature film
El corrido de Marcelino Albarrán
Fonseca
The Albarrán brothers rise up the ranks of a criminal organization while a Federal Police commander hunts them down.
El Detective Cazanachas en Acapulco
Detectives con sotanas
El enchufe de oro
Soy mojado ¿y qué?
Un policia muy privado
Robachicos fracasados
Los encantos de mí compadre
El Taxista Querendón
El autobus del amor
Las aventuras de Lencho
Los chuper heroes
Modelos a la francesa
El lider de las masas
Loca academia de modelos
Changos, monos y gorilas
El basurero
La chiva loca
El vampiro enamorado
Silvano
A man suffers with amnesia because of an accident, meanwhile, his wife is looking for him.
Bailando con la más fea
A couple of bums watch many situations unfold at a home across the street.
Ahí viene el Chupacabras
An alien spaceship crash lands in Mexico. The pilot must survive by drinking the blood of virgins - all while being hunted down by scientists searching for el Chupacabras.
El policía y el pareja
Antonio
A veteran cop and a thief team up to take down a kidnapper who murdered his prisoner thirty years ago.
La Tripa Gorda
A poor man dons the mask of "El Gallo Negro", a once famous wrestler and gains powerful strength from the mask & tacos de tripas made with a special elixir.
Sex Does Not Cause Taxes
Some prostitutes and their pimp meet at the end of the day to share stories of their clients as a large family.
Nueba Yol
Chef
Balbuena is a genial illegal immigrant who makes his way to New York City to take a bite out of the Big Apple. But his hopes of finding a better life soon begin to fade as Balbuena encounters one obstacle after another in the hardscrabble, uncaring metropolis.
El que con niños se acuesta...!
Me hizo compadre sancho
Tremendo Escopetón
¿Y dónde está el presidente?
Los tres compadres
Reportero de modelos
Sucedió en Garibaldi
Max
La muerte me pela los dientes
A lazy, mediocre husband finds fame and fortune after going through a hypnosis session.
¡Limosnero y con garrote!
A group of con artists kidnap a woman and hold her for ransom - and she helps them scam her family in the process.
Saber gatear
Rufino
The adventures of a Don Juan who is flirting with women whom he tries to get into the easy life, jumping from roof to roof.
Si da... ya dio...!
La Olimpiada del barrio
Se me hizo agua la canoa
Two friends bet on who will pick up the most American women.
Se me hizo agua la canoa
Don Margarito
Two friends bet on who will pick up the most American women.
La Cantina
El rey de la playa
El gato con gatas II
Carlos
Chico pistolón
A disgraced cop hunts down a powerful cartel leader with the help of his new partner - a thief who pretends to be a cop.
El Detective Cazanachas
A 1994 mexploitation film about a detective named Cazanachas. Stuffed with big booty señoritas in revealing bikinis.
Nachas vemos, vecinas no sabemos
When night falls, Prudencio disguises himself as a vampire and an old Green tail to seduce Florinda, Malena and Eva, his three neighbors. Meanwhile, the dangerous criminal nicknamed the little boy escapes from jail to kill Prudencio who stole Florinda's heart. Eva's suitor is a policeman who follows Chiquilín's tracks to capture him. Malena tells Prudencio that she had a daughter with him and forces her to recognize him. Prudencio's friend, Bad luck, seduces Florinda and Malena kidnaps Prudencio so that he does not abandon him. Finally the commander catches the Chiqilinín and Malena frees Prudencio to form a couple with Prudencio's uncle who comes from a town and with whom he bears a striking resemblance. Thus, the uncle recognizes Malena and her daughter as his new family.
El charro ninja
Genio y figura... hasta la sepultura
Como diablo en el panteon
El agujero indiscreto
La loca academia de la mafia
A struggling businessman stumbles upon a school for criminal activities.
No jálen! que descobijan
This story told through characters that have the virtue of being real and unreal for their style of living in which the sense and sympathy to seek emotional health is highlighted.
Los verduleros 3
Roberto
Enjoy a fun day with the cops that leak to bad to good to pursue! A sensational affair with a dangerous killer who escapes from prison and decides to take revenge on them killing them one to one ... If crime is bad business and crime a disease ... do not worry friends Alfonso Zayas is medicine! Enjoy this sensational sexy comedy with more parrots and destrampados greengrocers market of laughter and love.
La negra Tomasa
Roberto
Based on the infamous song by the same name "La Negra Tomasa". This is a comical adventure based in a barrio in Mexico. César Bono plays a police office, Alfonso Zayas a ladies' man and Roberto Ballesteros a dangerous loan shark who abducts Tomasa out of passion.
Esta vieja es una fiera
Borrachas de pulqueria
Ni angel ni demonio... ¡un macho!
De naco a millonario
Don Herculano anda suelto
El gato con gatas
Hembra o macho
A lawyer fears he's gay after falling for a girl he thinks is a transvestite.
Narcosatánicos Diabólicos
Ni tan bobo, ni tan vivo
Los meseros mitoteros
Los repartidores
Las andanzas de Agapito
De chivo los tamales
Curados de espantos
During an excavation, archaeologist Magdalena (Lina Santos) accidentally resurrects a centuries-old vampire named Vladimir, who promptly disappears. When she attempts to warn authorities, she's locked away in a mental hospital for a spell. Upon release, she sets out to stop the vampire, who's now taken over a nightclub.
Transplante a la mexicana
El Gato
Dos camioneros con suerte
Two truckers find love with the little help of a special cologne!
Unidos por la garnacha
Mexican feature film
Cuates de a madre
Mexican feature film
El chilar
Noche de recamareras
A group of men try to cheat on their wives with hilarious consequences.
El rey de las ficheras
Tres lancheros muy picudos
Roberto
Son las emocionantes aventuras de tres lancheros holgazanes en Acapulco. Cada uno de ellos se ve involucrado en diferentes problemas y tienen que salir huyendo a la ciudad de México. Ahí se esconden en la casa de unas amigas para evadir a los gangsters que los buscan solo que las muchachas resultan ser prostitutas y todo se complica. The exciting adventures of three men who drive boats in Acapulco. Each gets involved in different problems and all have to run away to Mexico City to elude the gangsters who are after them. They hide in the house of some lady friends who turn out to be "working girls" and things get really wild.
Viva viva Valentin
Mexican feature film
Tenorio profesional
Mexican feature film
Dos machos que ladran no muerden
Constancio has to leave his wife and son because they're making him crazy. He leaves his fortune behind and falls in love with another woman.
Los plomeros y las ficheras
A cop goes undercover as a mobster and gets a plumber involved in his mess. Meanwhile, a producer falls in love with a drag queen that isn't what she seems to be...
El sexo me divierte
Director
The sexual adventures that take place in the rooms of a luxury hotel.
El sexo me divierte
Producer
The sexual adventures that take place in the rooms of a luxury hotel.
El sexo me divierte
The sexual adventures that take place in the rooms of a luxury hotel.
Desmadre mexicano
Los verduleros 2
Roberto
Two police officers decide to open a police academy where many applicants are enrolled, most of them stupid and without powers.
El día de los albañiles 3
Sexo, sudor y lágrimas
Alfonso Zayas is surrounded by some beautiful women and in hilarious situations.
Esta noche cena Pancho
Four friends gather to organize a wild and sleazy bachelor party.
Tres Mexicanos ardientes
Los verduleros
Roberto
The adventures of two friends, one a chicken vendor in a market and the other a policeman. They have love affairs and capture criminals.
El día de los albañiles 2
Juan
Sequel to Day of the Laborer. Roberto and his wife Beatriz work on a construction site, him as a laborer and her selling food. Another laborer El Chalan, seduces neighborhood maids in order to rob the homes where they work. In the neighborhood there is also a serial killer on the loose who preys on prostitutes.
El ratero de la vecindad 2
Roberto
Roberto y su nueva familia estan pasando por dificultades economicas por lo que decide formar otra vez su vieja banda y comienzan a tratar de organizar algunos robos que resultan mal. La esposa de Roberto y su abuelita recurren al engaño disfrazandose de monjitas para poder vender galletas y rompope, sin embargo la abuelita hace de las suyas y se meten en problemas.
La risa alarga la vida y algo mas
Mexican feature film
La pulquería 3
After regaining his manliness, he escapes from hell Satan for embezzling Secretary of infernal hacienda, being chased by a couple of poor devils good for nothing, and took refuge in the cabaret ends up working as a transvestite.
El día de los albañiles
Just arrived from his village to the capital, Roberto calls hosting its ambitious relatives. As not bring money is forced to work as a bricklayer in a construction in which a host of dangerous adventures live.
Macho que ladra no muerde
An old man punishes his son for not having children, so he tells him his inheritance will go to someone else if he doesn't have a child in a year.
Las modelos de desnudos
Three interlocking anecdotes about boy/girl stuff. Two gigolos make a bet to see which can boff an heiress first, a young artist tries to persuade his upper-class parents that his artist's-model fiance is a good choice for marriage, and a guy on the run from the mafia hides from them by cross-dressing.
Un reverendo trinquetero
A shady character substitutes himself for the new minister in a turn-of-the-century border town.
El día del compadre
Mon
The inhabitants of a condominium prepare to party and have a baile where various things happen caused by alcohol.
Las vedettes
Mexican feature film
Se me sale cuando me río
Mexican feature film
El vecindario 2
Roberto
La pulquería 2
El día de los albañiles: Los maistros del amor
Juan
If you have even the slightest interest in latsploitation, it’s only a matter of time before you come across El Día de los Albañiles (The Day of the Bricklayers). Released in 1984, this film embodies everything that was “wrong” with Mexican cinema in the 1980s. However, the film managed to become somewhat popular and was followed by three sequels, titled more or less the same, in 1985, 1987 and 1990.
El ratero de la vecindad
Roberto es un ladrón que le hace creer a su hijo Pepito y a todos sus vecinos que es un honesto Mecánico. La güerita recién llegada a la vecindad es la muchacha de la que Roberto se ha enamorado. Pero Roberto tiene una doble vida, ya que también es Bobby "El elagante" jefe de una banda de ladrones, quienes siempre fallan en todos sus robos y juntos se ven envueltos en persecuciones graciosas y equivocaciones constantes. Una divertida comedia para toda la familia.
The Neighborhood
Mexican comedian Alfonso Zayas is just one of the many folks in town who are cheating on their spouses, imagining themselves quite clever and secretive, even while unbeknownst to them their spouses are cheating on them in turn! When one of the many women with whom Zayas has a child dies tragically, he attempts to integrate his daughter into one of his other families, calling her his goddaughter. But when his son falls in love with her, the many sexual escapades around town threaten to take a disturbing turn for the worse.
The Neighborhood
Actor's Assistant
Mexican comedian Alfonso Zayas is just one of the many folks in town who are cheating on their spouses, imagining themselves quite clever and secretive, even while unbeknownst to them their spouses are cheating on them in turn! When one of the many women with whom Zayas has a child dies tragically, he attempts to integrate his daughter into one of his other families, calling her his goddaughter. But when his son falls in love with her, the many sexual escapades around town threaten to take a disturbing turn for the worse.
La pulquería
Mefistófeles
The Devil offers a man to help him if he can show him to love.
Dimas de Leon
Nightclub owner wants to sell his business and move his family back to farm country, but criminal interests at the periphery of his circle create obstacles.
Hilario Cortes, el rey del talón
Hilario Cortes
A crossdresser who robs victims of nightclubs is caught and sent to a women's prison.
La cueva del peludo (casa de señoritas 2)
Impresario reassembles his troupe of male strippers and buys a brothel for them to turn tricks at.
Golpe a la Mafia
Kid chamaco
A cop confronts a gang of drug traffickers.
El futbolista fenómeno
Um vendedor de cerveja é sequestrado por marcianos que lhe dão poderes especiais para se tornar um super jogador de futebol.
El sexo me da risa
Blackout comedy bits about people getting their perv on. As it were.
El rediezcubrimiento de México
Borracho
The Loving Ones
Juan Alonso goes through life without giving himself time to smell the flowers along the way. He stumbles upon a cabaret show and falls in love with the star. What he finds out later is that the lead dancer is actually a transsexual and he is torn by her feelings for her. Surprisingly beautiful, this story really takes a lot of twists and turns.
Hilario Cortez
Hilario
Noches de cabaret
Duro pero seguro
Mezcalito
Nicolasa sells tacos near a movie studio and her popularity threatens the restaurant's own studies. She drops the food when seeing actor Armando performing and the director expels her out.
El miedo no anda en burro
Policía
This funny Mexican film tell the tale of a family who will do anything to get rid of the rich old lady who sits at the head of the clan. All the hilarious members want a piece of the very lucrative inheritance money. What they don't know, however, is that grandma has left all of the money to her trusty kitten.
La presidenta municipal
Secretario Rodríguez
La India Maria becomes the municipal president due to a ballot typo.
Albures Mexicanos
La Madrecita
Borracho en la cantina
Pobre, pero honrada!
Borracho
Beloved Mexican screen star La India Maria portrays a poor but honorable woman who causes a stir around town when she decides to become a witch doctor in this classic comedy from director Fernando Cortes. When the real medical practitioner in town discovers that there's a new shaman around, the comic trouble that follows is sure to keep viewers in stitches. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
Muchachas, muchachas, muchachas
A group of college girls are traveling through Guanajuato, Mexico when their car suddenly breaks down. In an attempt to get a male passer-by to help them, the girls (led by the voluptuous Rosa Maria Vazquez) strip down to their bras and panties. At first, they are snubbed by a gay couple, but eventually the young women receive help from a local 'farm worker' (Dominican actor Andres Garcia). From here, the coeds are taken to a local town, where they are mistaken for a group of strippers. To tantalize would-be beaus, the young lovelies parade around their apartment complex in bikinis. The coeds' leader begins to fall in love with the 'farm worker,' but it is later revealed that he is not what he appears to be.
O Senhor Doutor
Hippie en cantina (uncredited)
Salvador Medina é um médico do interior que chega a uma grande cidade e não sabe sequer usar os equipamentos que precisa em seu ambiente de trabalho. Um filme mexicano de pura comédia.