Mr. Wirtz
O inspetor de incêndios Darren McCord vai a um jogo de hóquei com seus dois filhos. No jogo, o vice-presidente dos EUA é vítima de terroristas comandados pelo ex-agente da CIA Joshua Foss, que idealizou um esquema para fazê-lo de refém e exigir dinheiro. Além disso, existem bombas escondidas no estádio prontas para serem detonadas no final do jogo. Darren descobre o plano e, usando suas habilidades marciais, precisa lidar com as bombas, com os terroristas, com o sequestro da filha e com o tempo.
Senator
Albert Zack is a struggling, bumbling, advertising salesman hired to save the Beaver Bra Company from impending doom. He is charged with signing five specific, world-famous, busty woman as endorsers for the bra line. Silly antics and situations occur as he tries, mostly in various costumes, to get close enough to these women to make his pitch for their signature. Working against him are two board members who stand to gain if the company fails. As he circles the globe in search of these signatures, he is faced with a variety of challenges, one of which is a relationship with his own secretary.