Christian Clavier

Christian Clavier

Nascimento : 1952-05-06, Paris, France

História

Christian Clavier is a French actor, screenwriter, film producer and film director. He is the brother of French film director Stéphane Clavier. After his high class studies at the Neuilly Lycée Pasteur—though asserted here and there, he never studied at Institut d'Études Politiques de Paris (Sciences Po) —he started his actor career with the comedic theater troupe Splendid, which had hits with films like Les Bronzés font du ski and Le Père Noël est une ordure. His most notable success without the Splendid group, and by far his biggest hit to date, was in the 1993 film les Visiteurs, where he played a character known as Jacquouille la fripouille; the character's cry of "Okkkayyy!!" became a popular exclamation after the movie's success. After les Visiteurs he was a certified star, participating in big-budget films like Astérix et Obélix contre César, Astérix & Obélix: Mission Cléopâtre, and the sequel and remake of Visiteurs. He also played several dramatic roles on television, including M. Thénardier in Les Misérables (2000 television version) and Napoléon in a biographical television film. Clavier has played in notable duos with: Jean Reno in les Visiteurs (the Visitors) and the US remake, Just Visiting, L'Opération Corned-Beef and L'Enquête corse (The Corsican investigation). Gérard Depardieu in Astérix et Obélix (Asterix and Obelix) and Les anges gardiens. He also runs a production company, Ouille Production. He was made Chevalier (Knight) of the Ordre national du Mérite on 13 June 1998, and promoted Officier (Officer) in 2005. He was made Chevalier (Knight) of the Légion d'honneur in 2008. He is a friend of former French président Nicolas Sarkozy, and recently emigrated to England as a result of Francois Hollande's punitive tax policy, mirrored in his Astérix co-star Gérard Depardieu's self-imposed exile to Belgium.

Perfil

Christian Clavier

Filmes

Cocorico
Frédéric Bouvier Sauvage
The Bouvier-Sauvages, a large aristocratic family, meet the much more modest Martin family when their children's wedding is announced. For the occasion, the future bride and groom offer their parents DNA tests, which will reveal their true origins. The results are totally unexpected and will make the effect of a bomb.
Les Vengeances de Maître Poutifard
Robert Poutifard
The tasty story of a retired teacher who decides to make his former students pay for years of heckling and humiliation.
Employee of the Month
Michel Gougnat, syndicaliste
Vincent, a civil servant, has always enjoyed the benefits of his family's status. When the government votes on a massive savings plan, Vincent is pushed out. When he is transferred to the North Pole, he meets Eva and finds love. It's time for him to choose.
Serial (Bad) Weddings 3
Claude Verneuil
Claude and Marie Verneuil will soon be celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. For the occasion, their four daughters - Isabelle, Odile, Ségolène and Laure - decide to organize a big surprise party in their family home in Chinon. They also decide to invite, each, the parents of their respective husbands - Rachid Benassem, David Benichou, Chao Ling and Charles Koffi.
Les Tuche 4
Le Père Noël
After having resigned from his post as President of the Republic, Jeff and his family are happy to be back in their village of Bouzolles. As the end of the year holidays approach, Cathy asks for a unique gift: to reconnect with her sister Maguy, and her husband Jean-Yves, with whom Jeff has been angry for 10 years. The reconciliation could have gone smoothly, except that during a lunch, Jeff and Jean-Yves, will once again find a subject of contention: CHRISTMAS. This family feud, which should never have left Bouzolles, will turn into a standoff between Jeff and a giant of Internet distribution.
Kaamelott: Parte 1
Le Jurisconsulte
Após o fim da aclamada série de TV, o Rei Arthur se oporá ao exército de Lancelot para obter o trono de volta após sua fuga para Roma.
Do You Do You Saint-Tropez
Jean Boulin
Every summer, the Billionaire Tranchant and his wife Eliane host the glamorous world of celebrities in their luxurious mansion in the south of France. When a criminal car sabotage related to threatening letters wreak havoc in the villa, Tranchant goes in search of the best agent for the investigation. In the middle of this hot summer, only the arrogant and incompetent agent Boullin is available... To catch the suspect and solve the mystery, he will have no choice but to impersonate a newly hired butler and will turn everyone’s vacation into a hilarious game of ‘Cluedo’!
Do You Do You Saint-Tropez
Screenplay
Every summer, the Billionaire Tranchant and his wife Eliane host the glamorous world of celebrities in their luxurious mansion in the south of France. When a criminal car sabotage related to threatening letters wreak havoc in the villa, Tranchant goes in search of the best agent for the investigation. In the middle of this hot summer, only the arrogant and incompetent agent Boullin is available... To catch the suspect and solve the mystery, he will have no choice but to impersonate a newly hired butler and will turn everyone’s vacation into a hilarious game of ‘Cluedo’!
Do You Do You Saint-Tropez
Co-Producer
Every summer, the Billionaire Tranchant and his wife Eliane host the glamorous world of celebrities in their luxurious mansion in the south of France. When a criminal car sabotage related to threatening letters wreak havoc in the villa, Tranchant goes in search of the best agent for the investigation. In the middle of this hot summer, only the arrogant and incompetent agent Boullin is available... To catch the suspect and solve the mystery, he will have no choice but to impersonate a newly hired butler and will turn everyone’s vacation into a hilarious game of ‘Cluedo’!
Qu'est-ce qu'ils ont fait au bon Dieu?
Self
Papy fait de la résistance
Writer
Meet the Malawas
Julien Gosset-Grainville
A news anchor, a comedian, an actress, and a soccer player with big egos have to travel across the globe to meet the Malawa tribe for a TV show.
The Imaginary Invalid
Argan
Ibiza
Philippe
A mature podiatrist, his girlfriend and her teenage children travel Ibiza to live a crazy holidays.
Wide Load
Foster
This is the story of a guy who goes too fast and a big guy who is too slow. Foster meets Taupin. All this would be trivial if one of them had a scary scenario, the scenario of their lives and their deaths. Just open the pages and shake.
Que Mal Eu Fiz a Deus? 2
Claude Verneuil
Claude e Marie Verneuil enfrentam um nova crise: seus quatro genros, Rachid, David, Chao e Charles, estão determinados a ir embora da França com suas mulheres e filhos para tentar sua sorte no exterior. Incapaz de imaginar a família longe, o casal está disposto a fazer qualquer coisa para retê-los.
Asterix e o Segredo da Poção Mágica
Astérix (voice)
Astérix e Obelix embarcam em uma jornada inédita. Dessa vez eles precisam ajudar o velho druída Getafix a encontrar um novo guardião para a poção mágica de Gália. Durante a viagem pela região, eles devem impedir que a receita mágica caia nas mãos erradas, dando início a uma inesperada aventura.
As Fantásticas Aventuras de Spirou e Fantasio
Comte de Champignac
Spirou e Fantasio não têm nenhuma chance de se tornarem amigos. No entanto, quando o Conde de Champignac, um brilhante inventor excêntrico, é sequestrado pelos comparsas do infame Zorglub, os dois heróis embarcam imediatamente para a missão. Acompanhados pela jornalista Seccotine e por SPIP, esquilo travesso, eles partem para uma perseguição frenética entre a Europa e África. Spirou e Fantasio terão de se unir para salvar Champignac ... e, incidentalmente, o mundo!
Um Filho que Caiu do Céu
Alain Prioux
Família é família. André e Laurence formam um casal de classe média cuja tranquila vida é virada de cabeça para baixo pela chegada de um homem que afirma ser seu filho. E para completar, ele vem acompanhado da namorada que está grávida!
De Braços Abertos
Producer
Um proeminente intelectual francês branco e de esquerda – personagem inspirado em Bernard-Henri Lévy – lança um livro sobre como a sociedade deve ser mais aberta e acolher imigrantes e outras culturas sem preconceitos. A debater o livro na televisão, um oponente de direita desafia-o a fazer isso mesmo: acolher outras culturas na sua própria casa. Ele, a mulher (herdeira de uma fortuna e aspirante a artista) e o filho acolhem assim em casa uma família cigana. O que se segue é uma comédia cheia de confrontos entre as duas culturas, sem muita profundidade quer no tratamento do tema do racismo e da xenofobia, quer nas piadas em si – há até recurso a técnicas antiquadas como "blackface".
De Braços Abertos
Jean-Etienne Fougerole
Um proeminente intelectual francês branco e de esquerda – personagem inspirado em Bernard-Henri Lévy – lança um livro sobre como a sociedade deve ser mais aberta e acolher imigrantes e outras culturas sem preconceitos. A debater o livro na televisão, um oponente de direita desafia-o a fazer isso mesmo: acolher outras culturas na sua própria casa. Ele, a mulher (herdeira de uma fortuna e aspirante a artista) e o filho acolhem assim em casa uma família cigana. O que se segue é uma comédia cheia de confrontos entre as duas culturas, sem muita profundidade quer no tratamento do tema do racismo e da xenofobia, quer nas piadas em si – há até recurso a técnicas antiquadas como "blackface".
Se Eu Fosse um Homem
Docteur PACE
Quem nunca imaginou como seria estar na pele do sexo oposto, mesmo que por apenas um dia? Bem, não Jeanne! Recém-divorciada, separada dos filhos a cada duas semanas, as experiências recentes desta mulher em relação aos homens são terríveis, por isso ela simplesmente decidiu que não quer mais saber do sexo masculino. Entretanto, numa bela manhã, a sua vida está prestes a ter um cômico revés. À primeira vista, nada mudou em casa... Exceto por um detalhe! Nossa heroína tentará de alguma forma passar por essa situação no mínimo... Inusitada!
Os Meninos Que Enganavam Nazistas
Docteur Rosen
Durante um período de ocupação nazista na França, os jovens irmãos judeus Maurice e Joseph embarcam em uma aventura para escapar dos nazistas. Em meio a invasão e a perseguição, eles se monstram espertos, corajosos e inteligentes em sua escapada.
Cédric
Pépé
The Visitors: Bastille Day
Co-Producer
Jean Reno e Christian Clavier estão de volta como viajantes do tempo para a Idade Média.
The Visitors: Bastille Day
Writer
Jean Reno e Christian Clavier estão de volta como viajantes do tempo para a Idade Média.
The Visitors: Bastille Day
Jacquouille la Fripouille/Antoine-Claude Jacquouillet/Edmond Jacquart
Jean Reno e Christian Clavier estão de volta como viajantes do tempo para a Idade Média.
Babá Fora de Controle: Missão Brasil
Alain
Frank, sua namorada Sonya e mais alguns amigos viajam para o Brasil. Frank, seus amigos, duas meninas e a avó de Sonya vão visitar uma caverna, mas tudo dá errado e suas loucas aventuras começam.
O Que Eu Fiz Para Merecer Isso
Michel Leproux
Michel, apaixonado por jazz, encontra um álbum raro que ele sempre sonhara em ouvir tranquilamente em sua sala de estar, mas o mundo parece ter conspirado contra ele. Sua esposa escolheu aquele momento para fazer uma revelação inoportuna, seu filho chega de repente, um de seus amigos bate à sua porta, enquanto sua mãe não para de ligar para o celular dele, sem mencionar o fato de que, neste dia, ocorre o famoso "Dia dos Vizinhos", comemoração francesa que tem o intuito de estreitar as relações entre os vizinhos. Manipulador e mentiroso, Michael se desespera para ter paz. Ainda é possível, atualmente, conseguir uma hora de tranquilidade?
The Secret of Arkandias
Agenor Arkandias
Theo, not the most popular boy at his school, dreams of escaping the dreary everyday life, experiencing adventure and accomplishing great heroic deeds. His dream seems to be fulfilled when, one day, he finds a very old and magical book in the library and fascinates him with a short hand. He forges the plan to forge a ring with his best friend Bonav and the rebellious Laura, who can make him invisible. The charm succeeds, but the three friends conjure up all sorts of dangers of magical, but also secular nature. Only the mysterious red wizard Arkandias can now help you out of trouble.
Que Mal Eu Fiz a Deus?
Claude Verneuil
O casal Verneuils tem 4 filhas. Católicos, conservadores e um pouco preconceituosos, eles não ficaram muito felizes quando 3 de suas filhas se casaram com homens de diferentes nacionalidades e religiões. Quando a quarta anuncia o seu casamento com um católico, o casal fica nas nuvens e toda a família vai se reunir. Mas logo eles vão descobrir que nem tudo é do jeito que eles querem.
Des Bronzés au Père Noël, la folle histoire du Splendid
Le Bœuf clandestin
monsieur Berthaud
Les affaires sont les affaires
Le marquis de Porcellet
Isidore Lechat, novo rico muito rico e inescrupuloso, é apaixonado por dinheiro. Ele tiraniza sua mulher, seus filhos e seus empregados. Quando a filha foge com o homem que ama e o filho se mata num acidente de carro, Isidore não se deixa abater e continua a realizar avidamente seus negócios.
Les profs
Cutiro / Tirocu
Com apenas 12% de aprovações no vestibular, a escola secundária Jules Ferry está ameaçada de fechamento. O diretor resolve tentar um último recurso contratando uma equipe de professores de métodos pouco ortodoxos. Os pais ficam furiosos. Já os alunos se deixam conquistar rapidamente!
You Don't Choose Your Family
Scenario Writer
César Borgnoli, an unsuccessful car salesman from Italy, lives well beyond his means. In order to get out of his financial disaster, he agrees to a deal: he pretends to be the husband of his sister's girlfriend Kim so she can legally adopt a little girl from Thailand. Caesar believes this to be a great idea and is looking forward to his trip to Thailand. After all, he is going to be able to mix business with pleasure--so he thinks. He didn't expect the local police, the Chinese Triads and the director of the orphanage to chip in, who want to make sure that little Mai is going to end up in a nice family.
You Don't Choose Your Family
César
César Borgnoli, an unsuccessful car salesman from Italy, lives well beyond his means. In order to get out of his financial disaster, he agrees to a deal: he pretends to be the husband of his sister's girlfriend Kim so she can legally adopt a little girl from Thailand. Caesar believes this to be a great idea and is looking forward to his trip to Thailand. After all, he is going to be able to mix business with pleasure--so he thinks. He didn't expect the local police, the Chinese Triads and the director of the orphanage to chip in, who want to make sure that little Mai is going to end up in a nice family.
You Don't Choose Your Family
Director
César Borgnoli, an unsuccessful car salesman from Italy, lives well beyond his means. In order to get out of his financial disaster, he agrees to a deal: he pretends to be the husband of his sister's girlfriend Kim so she can legally adopt a little girl from Thailand. Caesar believes this to be a great idea and is looking forward to his trip to Thailand. After all, he is going to be able to mix business with pleasure--so he thinks. He didn't expect the local police, the Chinese Triads and the director of the orphanage to chip in, who want to make sure that little Mai is going to end up in a nice family.
Il était une fois... Le Père Noël est une Ordure
La cage aux folles
Georges
"La Cage aux Folles" is a club which has a transvestite show, starring Zaza (whose real name Albin). It forms Renato old homosexual couple. The latter was previously a son, Laurent, who announces his future marriage with the daughter of a deputy. The meeting with the conservative politician is unavoidable ...
Le Bourgeois gentilhomme
Monsieur Jourdain
Bitter Victory
Vincent Cluzel
Xavier Alvarez est un petit architecte d'Aix-en-Provence en recherche perpétuelle de reconnaissance sociale. Il s'est fait tout seul et prospère, mais ne parvient pas à décrocher de gros marchés publics pour assouvir ses rêves de grandeur. Il décide donc de se lancer corps, âme et biens dans la campagne de Vincent Cluzel, le candidat outsider à la mairie, persuadé qu'il renverra l'ascenseur en cas de victoire. À force d'énergie et de ruse, il parvient à discréditer le favori et à faire élire son protégé. Mais leur amitié sincère, nouée dans la conquête du pouvoir, se heurte alors aux limites des intérêts et de l'ambition.
The Red Inn
Scenario Writer
A group of travelers, including a monk, stay in a lonely inn in the mountains. The host confesses the monk his habit of serving poisoned soup to the guests, to rob their possessions and to bury them in the backyard. The story unfolds as the monk tries to save the guest's lives without violating the holy secrecy of the confession.
The Red Inn
Pierre Martin
A group of travelers, including a monk, stay in a lonely inn in the mountains. The host confesses the monk his habit of serving poisoned soup to the guests, to rob their possessions and to bury them in the backyard. The story unfolds as the monk tries to save the guest's lives without violating the holy secrecy of the confession.
The Price to Pay
Jean-Pierre Ménard
Jean-Pierre, a wealthy businessman, is lonely. He still desires his wife but she only seems interested in shopping and the beauty salon. Tired of lunching alone every day, one day he decides to invite his chauffeur to join him, and a relationship quickly develops as the two find they have much in common. Are they just cash machines for their wives? Don't they deserve some love in return? Jean-Pierre confiscates his wife's credit card, but things don't turn out exactly the way he'd hoped...
The Crown Prince
Premierminister Taaffe
A great Empire, once famous for its enlightened traditions, is taken over by a ruthless political establishment. Religious fundamentalists and national separatists are tearing at the fabric of its liberal society. Under the influence of his conservative advisors, the Emperor fails to initiate the reforms that could save the Empire from annihilation. One man alone can avert the cataclysm to come. The year is 1888 and the 600-year-old Empire of Austria-Hungary is at a cross-road of history. Crown-Prince Rudolf, son of fabled Empress Sisi, the most beautiful woman of her time, is the man with the vision and the ability to lead his Empire into the 20th century. Yet his enemies, the all-powerful Prime Minister first and foremost, scheme to isolate Rudolf from his father and from access to power. Against the backdrop of one of the most dangerous, exciting and colorful periods in history, at the dawn of the modern age...
Entente Cordiale
François de La Conche
The upper-class secret agent teaming up accidentally with an easily-corrupted, sly interpreter...
S.O.S.: Amigos para Sempre!
Writer
Graziella, a bela esposa italiana do ainda bonito Popeye - que agora quer ser chamado de Robert - é proprietária de um hotel de luxo na Sardenha. Os amigos de longa data de Robert agora têm todos 50 anos, e começam a chegar no hotel para mais uma viagem memorável. Robert começa a se distrair com uma assistente da cozinha que tenta convencê-lo de deixar a sua esposa. Bernard e Nathalie, que possuem uma cadeia de óticas, têm um filho que vem anunciar a sua união civil com um homem mais velho. JC é um cabeleireiro careca que mora nos EUA com Gigi, sua esposa que reaparece com seios novos enormes. Jérôme, agora divorciado, está dando aulas de direção. A aventura continua.
S.O.S.: Amigos para Sempre!
Jérôme Tarayre
Graziella, a bela esposa italiana do ainda bonito Popeye - que agora quer ser chamado de Robert - é proprietária de um hotel de luxo na Sardenha. Os amigos de longa data de Robert agora têm todos 50 anos, e começam a chegar no hotel para mais uma viagem memorável. Robert começa a se distrair com uma assistente da cozinha que tenta convencê-lo de deixar a sua esposa. Bernard e Nathalie, que possuem uma cadeia de óticas, têm um filho que vem anunciar a sua união civil com um homem mais velho. JC é um cabeleireiro careca que mora nos EUA com Gigi, sua esposa que reaparece com seios novos enormes. Jérôme, agora divorciado, está dando aulas de direção. A aventura continua.
Império dos Lobos
Screenplay
Um jovem policial e um veterano que caiu em desgraça investigam um assassino em série que tem como alvo mulheres turcas, enquanto uma dona de casa que sofre de crises de amnésia começa a ter pesadelos e alucinações relacionadas aos crimes.
The Antidote
Andre Morin
JAM (Christian Clavier), a French "master of the universe" is on the brink of a major takeover when he starts suffering from anxiety attacks. His doctor (Lhermite) thinks it is to do with childhood experiences and suggests he searches back in his mind to something that could be the trigger and will prove to be the antidote.
Les Visiteurs Revisités
Self
Missão Córsega - O Filme
Writer
Remi François é conhecido também como Jack Palmer, um detetive particular que se acha tão irresistível com as mulheres quanto bom em seu trabalho, é contratado para encontrar Ange Leoni, um corso que herdou um dinheiro limpo, mas que desapareceu no ar. O que parecia ser uma missão simples, se torna um verdadeiro pesadelo para Jack Palmer assim que ele aterrissa na fabulosa ilha da Córsega. Tudo parece contribuir para que ele não encontre Ange Leoni, desde os locais que relutam a conversar, passando por separatistas que o sequestram, policiais pouco confiáveis até chegar ao próprio Leoni. Depois desta missão, Jack Palmer nunca mais trocará o céu cinzento de Paris pelo paraíso que se tornou para ele um verdadeiro inferno.
Missão Córsega - O Filme
Rémi François, aka Jack Palmer
Remi François é conhecido também como Jack Palmer, um detetive particular que se acha tão irresistível com as mulheres quanto bom em seu trabalho, é contratado para encontrar Ange Leoni, um corso que herdou um dinheiro limpo, mas que desapareceu no ar. O que parecia ser uma missão simples, se torna um verdadeiro pesadelo para Jack Palmer assim que ele aterrissa na fabulosa ilha da Córsega. Tudo parece contribuir para que ele não encontre Ange Leoni, desde os locais que relutam a conversar, passando por separatistas que o sequestram, policiais pouco confiáveis até chegar ao próprio Leoni. Depois desta missão, Jack Palmer nunca mais trocará o céu cinzento de Paris pelo paraíso que se tornou para ele um verdadeiro inferno.
Albert est méchant
Patrick Lechat
Patrick Lechat learns that his father, the famous writer Jo Lechat, whom he never knew, has just died leaving a colossal fortune. "Good thing!" Patrick Lechat and his family are currently in a very bad situation.
Lovely Rita
Edgar Lamarck
Edgar Lamarck - an accountant and auditor is coming to the the shipyard on Cote d'Azur in order to check the statements. After completing his mission, he decides to relax and spend the night with the green-eyed blonde with a curvy shape who he met on a porn site. Coming to Rita, he discovers weedy brunette with a pistol in her hand, standing over a fresh corpse. It's not a girl Edgar was looking for but now it's too late to retreat...
Le cœur sur la main
Producer
House for sale...
Astérix et Obélix : Mission Cléopâtre Le comankonafé
Astérix e Obélix: Missão Cleópatra
Astérix
Cleópatra, rainha do Egito, acredita que pode construir um templo em tempo recorde e faz uma aposta com Júlio César. Seu arquiteto, no entanto, precisa da ajuda de Asterix e Obelix para lutar contra romanos que tentam impedir a construção.
Os Viajantes do Tempo
Screenplay
Thibault (Jean Reno) é um nobre rico e valente que vive em pleno século XII. Ele está pronto para se casar com a princesa Rosalind (Christina Applegate), o amor de sua vida, até que ela é enfeitiçada por uma bruxa. Buscando ajuda, Thibault recorre a um mago (Malcolm McDowell) que pode fazer com que ele volte no tempo a fim de salvar Rosalind. Entretanto, algo dá errado e Thibault e seu criado André le Pate (Christian Clavier) vão parar no futuro, mais precisamente na Chicago dos dias atuais, onde encontra a descendente de Rosalind.
Os Viajantes do Tempo
Andre
Thibault (Jean Reno) é um nobre rico e valente que vive em pleno século XII. Ele está pronto para se casar com a princesa Rosalind (Christina Applegate), o amor de sua vida, até que ela é enfeitiçada por uma bruxa. Buscando ajuda, Thibault recorre a um mago (Malcolm McDowell) que pode fazer com que ele volte no tempo a fim de salvar Rosalind. Entretanto, algo dá errado e Thibault e seu criado André le Pate (Christian Clavier) vão parar no futuro, mais precisamente na Chicago dos dias atuais, onde encontra a descendente de Rosalind.
Asterix & Obelix Contra César
Astérix
A pequena aldeia de Asterix e Obelix é a pedra no sapato do imperador Júlio César: de toda a França, a aldeia gaulesa é o único local que não é controlado pelo Império Romano. O maior problema, segundo os comandantes da legião romana, é a força descomunal dos gauleses, conseguida através de uma poção mágica preparada pelo druida Panoramix. Entretanto, o comandante Detritus tem um plano para derrotar os gauleses: capturar Obelix e o druida Panoramix.
Os Visitantes II
Jacquouille la Fripouille / Jacques-Henri Jacquard / Prosper le Purineur / Jacouillet
O impagável conde de Montmirail e seu atrapalhado escudeiro estão de volta. Os Visitantes 2 é a ótima continuação do grande sucesso Os Visitantes. O filme traz novamente o diretor Jean-Marie Poiré e os atores Jean Reno e Christian Clavier. Quando finalmente está se preparando para seu casamento, o conde Montmirail precisa viajar de novo da Idade Média à França dos dias de hoje, para recuperar as jóias da família de sua noiva. É o início de uma série de novas e hilarientes aventuras.
Os Visitantes II
Screenplay
O impagável conde de Montmirail e seu atrapalhado escudeiro estão de volta. Os Visitantes 2 é a ótima continuação do grande sucesso Os Visitantes. O filme traz novamente o diretor Jean-Marie Poiré e os atores Jean Reno e Christian Clavier. Quando finalmente está se preparando para seu casamento, o conde Montmirail precisa viajar de novo da Idade Média à França dos dias de hoje, para recuperar as jóias da família de sua noiva. É o início de uma série de novas e hilarientes aventuras.
Les Sœurs Soleil
un spectateur
This gently satirical French comedy centers on the resulting brouhaha that erupts when the preadolescent daughter of a very conservative bourgeoisie couple gets the chance to appear in a raucous music video starring a raunchy, aging female rocker. When pipe-puffing patriarch and solid citizen Brice learns that his daughter Clemence has been to selected for the music video with tacky has-been rocker Gloria, he nearly comes unglued. His prim wife, Benedicte, the organist for the local congregation, has a different perspective and understands her daughter's eagerness. She quietly agrees to secretly accompany Clemence during the shoot. Once there, the two are filmed dancing around and having fun. Neither realize that they will become special-effects victims by time production on the film ends and find themselves apparently dancing amongst men who but for the presence of small rubber sea creatures, would be buck naked.
Panique au Plazza
Adaptation
During a long night session at the parliament a deputy sneaks to meet his mistress in a nearby hotel.
Panique au Plazza
During a long night session at the parliament a deputy sneaks to meet his mistress in a nearby hotel.
Os Anjos da Guarda
Writer
A sleazy Paris nightclub owner and ex-detective flies to Hong Kong to rescue the young son of a friend murdered by the Chinese mob.
Os Anjos da Guarda
Père Hervé Tarain / His guardian angel
A sleazy Paris nightclub owner and ex-detective flies to Hong Kong to rescue the young son of a friend murdered by the Chinese mob.
Dead Tired
Christian Clavier
Stressed and overworked, famous French movie star Michel Blanc is beginning to wear down, physically and mentally, from the pressure and demands of fame. Already in a fragile state of mind, strange events start to transpire all around him, and he gradually loses his grip. Taking the advice of a psychiatrist, Blanc retreats to the countryside with his friend Carole Bouquet, but Blanc still has not managed to escape all of his problems.
Revenge of a Blonde
Gérard Bréha
An upstanding provincial reporter becomes presenter of the TV news on a commercial network owned by an influential Italian businessman. He soon outgrows his family and neglects them terribly. Investigating a fascist terrorist cell, the reporter's integrity is called into doubt by the police. Soon after, his jealous wife unleashes her wrath live in TV. It goes from bad to worse until his wife's anger brings him back to his senses and back home.
The Thirst for Gold
Writer
Urbain and his grandmother are stingy. They buy gold with all their money, and hide it inside the bricks of a wall at their country house. Jackes, his chauffer, and his lover (who casualy is the Urbain's wife) don't know this fact and think they have the money hidden somewhere. When Urbain and his grandmother decide to transport the gold (with the house!) to Switzerland, in order to pay less tax, a crazy chase begins.
The Thirst for Gold
Urbain
Urbain and his grandmother are stingy. They buy gold with all their money, and hide it inside the bricks of a wall at their country house. Jackes, his chauffer, and his lover (who casualy is the Urbain's wife) don't know this fact and think they have the money hidden somewhere. When Urbain and his grandmother decide to transport the gold (with the house!) to Switzerland, in order to pay less tax, a crazy chase begins.
Os Visitantes
Jacquouille la Fripouille / Jacquard
No ano 1123 Godefroy de Papincourt (Jean Reno), o Conde de Montmirail, um cavaleiro medieval, mata acidentalmente o pai da sua noiva. Para tentar corrigir o erro ele pede ajuda a um mago (Pierre Vial), que o fará retornar no tempo e assim poder modificar o futuro. Porém o feiticeiro comete um erro e transporta o cavaleiro e seu escudeiro para o ano de 1992. Lá eles causam situações inusitadas, pois séculos de progresso separam os viajantes do tempo da civilização a que foram remetidos.
Os Visitantes
Screenplay
No ano 1123 Godefroy de Papincourt (Jean Reno), o Conde de Montmirail, um cavaleiro medieval, mata acidentalmente o pai da sua noiva. Para tentar corrigir o erro ele pede ajuda a um mago (Pierre Vial), que o fará retornar no tempo e assim poder modificar o futuro. Porém o feiticeiro comete um erro e transporta o cavaleiro e seu escudeiro para o ano de 1992. Lá eles causam situações inusitadas, pois séculos de progresso separam os viajantes do tempo da civilização a que foram remetidos.
Les gens ne sont pas forcément ignobles
Pierre
A fight happens during a a big party organized by a couple for their housewarming
The Professional Secrets of Dr. Apfelgluck
L'avocat
This series of sketches introduces doctor Apfelglück and four of his patients... and their rather peculiar and disturbing problems.
O Agente Secreto
Writer
The unsanctioned efforts of a covert unit to gather evidence about illegal arms shipments with the unwitting help of an embassy employee.
O Agente Secreto
Jean-Jacques Granianski
The unsanctioned efforts of a covert unit to gather evidence about illegal arms shipments with the unwitting help of an embassy employee.
Fantômes sur l'oreiller
Brice Michaud
A man is about to buy a castle from his wife, who has secretly decided to leave him. He discovers belatedly that the building is haunted.
Un fil à la patte
Fernand de Bois d'Enghien
My Best Pals
Writer
They are the best friends of the world. Five friends who shared everything: may 68, hippies years, the rock and their love for Bernadette. This Bernadette has left them to become a rock-star, and is back 15 years later for a weekend. Jean-Marie Poire describes with this movie the portrait of a generation with lots of humor served by excelent actors.
My Best Pals
Jean-Michel Tuilier
They are the best friends of the world. Five friends who shared everything: may 68, hippies years, the rock and their love for Bernadette. This Bernadette has left them to become a rock-star, and is back 15 years later for a weekend. Jean-Marie Poire describes with this movie the portrait of a generation with lots of humor served by excelent actors.
Les cigognes n'en font qu'à leur tête
le petit chef de la DDASS
Married to Jeremie, Marie wants desperately to have a child. She has a 20 year old daughter from a former marriage with the police commissioner. When the gynecologist confirms they are unable to conceive a child together, they opt for adoption. However, it is a very lengthy and difficult process. When her daughter meets Joanna, a pregnant teenager willing to give up her child for adoption, Marie is thrilled. And so Joanna moves in...
The Debauched Life of Gerard Floque
Edouard
On the day he loses his job in advertising agency, Gérard Floque returns home to find that his infant daughter has been arrested for drugs trafficking and his wife is having an affair with a TV presenter. Gérard's only comfort in this time of mid-life crisis is his colleague, a young punk girl named Martine.
Double mixte
Bob Smith
Twist Again in Moscow
Writer
Igor, who manages a fancy hotel and is on the take, has to juggle several problems at once. He has a two-hour window to get his ill-got gain out of the hotel, he must misdirect and obstruct the inquiries of a Party auditor who suspects that all is not above board, and he must keep out of sight and out of trouble his interloping and troublesome young brother-in-law, who arrives unannounced with barrels of rotten herring.
Twist Again in Moscow
Iouri
Igor, who manages a fancy hotel and is on the take, has to juggle several problems at once. He has a two-hour window to get his ill-got gain out of the hotel, he must misdirect and obstruct the inquiries of a Party auditor who suspects that all is not above board, and he must keep out of sight and out of trouble his interloping and troublesome young brother-in-law, who arrives unannounced with barrels of rotten herring.
L'été 36
Alexis
In 1936, the life of the inhabitants of a Breton manor is disturbed by the arrival of workers on vacation.
Slices of Life
L'ami du dragueur / Charles-Henri / L'amant anti-chien
A series of humorous sketches on life: "A Night to Remember", "Summit Showdown", and "A Book? That's personal!"
Santa Claus Is a Stinker
Writer
Two neurotics, working for a suicide hotline on the night of Christmas Eve, get caught up in a catastrophe when a pregnant woman, her abusive boyfriend, and a transvestite visit their office.
Santa Claus Is a Stinker
Katia (Jean-Jacques)
Two neurotics, working for a suicide hotline on the night of Christmas Eve, get caught up in a catastrophe when a pregnant woman, her abusive boyfriend, and a transvestite visit their office.
Gramps Is in the Resistance
Writer
It is 1943 in Paris. Like so many others, the Bourbelle family's home has been taken over by the Germans and they now live in their cellar. Little do they know that the son, Guy-Hubert Bourdelle, is far from being the cowardly hairdresser he pretends. He is in truth the Germans’ most feared opponent: le super-résistant!
Gramps Is in the Resistance
Michel Taupin
It is 1943 in Paris. Like so many others, the Bourbelle family's home has been taken over by the Germans and they now live in their cellar. Little do they know that the son, Guy-Hubert Bourdelle, is far from being the cowardly hairdresser he pretends. He is in truth the Germans’ most feared opponent: le super-résistant!
Papai Noel é um Picareta
Writer
Disfarçado de Papai Noel, Félix distribui folhetos divulgando uma festa de Natal sexy. A casa dele é ocupada por um Papai Noel africano, ele volta para a sua caravana e descobre que sua namorada Josette está prestes a deixá-lo.
Papai Noel é um Picareta
Katia (Jean-Jacques)
Disfarçado de Papai Noel, Félix distribui folhetos divulgando uma festa de Natal sexy. A casa dele é ocupada por um Papai Noel africano, ele volta para a sua caravana e descobre que sua namorada Josette está prestes a deixá-lo.
Elle voit des nains partout !
le fourbe
La reine de France meurt en couche. Elle met au monde un petite fille prénommée Blanche-neige. Le roi deçu de n'avoir pas un fils est résolu à faire disparaître sa progéniture mais c'est sans compter sur la protection de nombreux personnages de la littérature enfantine : les fées, Tarzan, Robin des Bois ou d'autres encore...
The Hippies
Antoine Bonfils
Whilst driving through rural France, Antoine Bonfils comes across a community of babas - men and women who have turned their back on the modern commercialist world and live, free of constraints, as close to nature as they can. After a tiff with his girlfriend, he decides to swap his comfortable but empty life in Paris for a new life with the babas. Adapting to the new life-style proves to be far from easy...
Clara and Chics Types
Charles
Three days in the lives of six friends who are nearly 30 years old, live in Grenoble, and have a rock band called the "Why Notes?". They're to play in Paris at Charles's school reunion. In getting to Paris and back, the characters interact with Aimee's ex-husband and her abrasive, cruel ex-mentor, Louise's would-be lover who turns out to have a husband, Mickey's long-time lover and her children, Bertrand's Germanic wife and their children who speak no French, and Frederic's distant mother. The band also meets Clara, a mercurial free spirit who beguiles Bertrand, then Mickey, then takes up with someone else in the band.
Rat Race
Jérôme Osendron
Young dynamic executive, married and father of two children, Jérôme Ozendron dreams of writing and escaping a life he considers mediocre. The meeting with a former comrade, who had become an actor, brought him into contact with the world of cinema. He meets, Natacha, a cover girl, for whom he is ready to give up, wife and children. Then he becomes the lover of Lilianne, a marginal who persecutes and pursues him. He quit his job to devote himself to writing a novel. But nothing goes as he wants.
Cocktail Molotov
Le Beatnick
"Cocktail Molotov" is the story of the adventures of this threesome, who reach Venice only to learn of the outbreak of the May 1968 disturbances at home. Once again, Anne, Frederic and Bruno realize that the important things of their time are happening somewhere where they are not. Swindled out of their car and virtually broke, they hitchhike back to Paris, hoping to arrive in time for some of the excitement.
French Fried Vacation 2: The Bronzés go Skiing
Writer
In this sequel to Les Bronzes (1978) summer has passed, but that doesn't mean the fun has to end for Bernard, Nathalie, Gigi, Jerome, Popeye, Jean-Claude, and Christiane.
French Fried Vacation 2: The Bronzés go Skiing
Dr Jérôme Tarayre
In this sequel to Les Bronzes (1978) summer has passed, but that doesn't mean the fun has to end for Bernard, Nathalie, Gigi, Jerome, Popeye, Jean-Claude, and Christiane.
Le père Noël est une ordure (pièce de théâtre)
Writer
Le père Noël est une ordure (pièce de théâtre)
Jean-Jacques alias Katia
Heroes Are Not Wet Behind the Ears
The husband of the couple at the 2 CV
Two brothers are fighting for a one girl attention...
French Fried Vacation
Writer
Holidaymakers arriving in a Club Med camp on the Ivory Coast are determined to forget their everyday problems and emotional disappointments. Games, competitions, outings, bathing and sunburn accompany a continual succession of casual affairs.
French Fried Vacation
Dr Jérôme Tarayre
Holidaymakers arriving in a Club Med camp on the Ivory Coast are determined to forget their everyday problems and emotional disappointments. Games, competitions, outings, bathing and sunburn accompany a continual succession of casual affairs.
You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine
Le conteur (voice)
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
Amor Impossível
François
David Martinaud (Gérard Depardieu) é um contador. Ele deixa a cidade toda sexta-feira, fingindo que vai cuidar de seus pais. Mas, na verdade, seus pais estão mortos e ele passa os fins de semana trabalhando em um chalé, no qual pretende morar com Lise (Dominique Laffin), uma mulher que ele ama desde a infância. Mas Lise casou-se com outro homem e tem um bebê. Entretanto o amor doentio de David é capaz de tudo, não reconhecendo obstáculos. Ainda com Miou-Miou... Baseado no livro “This sweet sickness”, de Patricia Highsmith.
Já Se Viu Tudo!
comédien en répétition (non crédité)
An advertising photographer, François, has agreed to sell the poetic script of one of his friends to a porn-maker without his knowledge. But Christine, François' fiance, doesn't want him to do so, especially when the naive friend has succeeded in recruiting the young daughter of his employer to play in what he thinks is a romantic love movie.
F as in Fairbanks
Le serveur
André Fragman, nicknamed "Fairbanks" after his childhood idol by his film projectionist father, returns home from military service. He meets and falls in love with Marie, an aspiring actress who is rehearsing for a stage production of 'Alice in Wonderland'. All his attempts to find a job and a way out end up in failure, his friends Étienne and Jean-Pierre are powerless to help him, and the dreamy yet desperate hero loses his mind.
Attention les yeux!
un agent de police
Un réalisateur sans beaucoup d'expérience souhaite tourner un film pornographique.
Que a Festa Comece
The servant of the inn
França, 1719. O rei é Luís XV, bisneto e sucessor de Luís XIV. Sendo menor de idade, a regência é conduzida por seu tio-avô Philippe d'Orleans, o duque de Orleans, notório debochado, cercado por um bando de prostitutas e aproveitadores iludidos. Na Bretanha, o marquês de Pontcallec fomentou um complô para derrubar o duque em favor do rei Filipe V de Espanha, neto de Luís XIV e tio do jovem soberano. Ele espera restaurar sua independência para a Grã-Bretanha - libertando-a de seus deveres de vassalo para o poder parisiense - e para proclamar a república. O abade Dubois, complacente primeiro-ministro do regente e manipulador ambicioso, é responsável por acabar com a conspiração enquanto a usa para satisfazer suas próprias ambições. (e 16 - Estimado 16 Anos)
Un bol d'air
Christian
Un bol d'air
Writer
C'est pas parce qu'on a rien à dire qu'il faut fermer sa gueule!
Idea
Max and Riton, 2 thieves make plan to steal money in a train station office. They will operate through the wall in the public toilets.
C'est pas parce qu'on a rien à dire qu'il faut fermer sa gueule!
Le policier homosexuel
Max and Riton, 2 thieves make plan to steal money in a train station office. They will operate through the wall in the public toilets.
Les Suspects
un journaliste
When an American tourist is murdered in the south of France, the police must investigate. In this movie, the police inspector re-creates the girl's journeys through France until the murder is solved. Suspicions are narrowed down to four possible perpetrators early on, and flashbacks illuminate the roles each one played in the girl's vacation.
The Year 01
A debate viewer
The film narrates a utopian abandonment, consensual and festive of the market economy and high productivity. The population decides on a number of resolutions beginning with "We stop everything" and the second "After a total downtime will be revived-reluctantly-that the services and products including lack will prove intolerable. Probably: water to drink, electricity for reading at night, the TSF to say "This is not the end of the world, this is an 01, and now a page of Celestial Mechanics". The implementation of these resolutions is the first day of a new era, Year 01. The Year 01 is emblematic of the challenge of the 1970s and covers such diverse topics as ecology, negation of authority, free love, communal living, rejection of private property and labor.
Le chat du rabbin
Le rabbin
Mieux vaut courir
Crossfire between a suspect and the police. In the middle of the case, a girl.