Alvaro Vitali

Alvaro Vitali

Nascimento : 1950-02-03, Roma, Lazio, Italia

Perfil

Alvaro Vitali

Filmes

Noi siamo cinema
Himself
An Italian documentary about Italian cinema.
Mò vi mento - Lira di Achille
Effetti indesiderati
Don Giggino La Vecchia
The story of three brothers who have to face the failure of their dairy business.
Tutti a Ostia Beach - Il film
Zio Spartaco
Ladri di barzellette
If You Do Have Troubles
Rita, an exotic dancer, is trying to escape the revenge of a dance club owner to whom she owns money.
Club Vacanze
Alvaro / Pierino
O concierge de um bem sucedido hotel familiar está determinado em esvaziar o cofre dos seus abastados empregadores. Para isso, contrata um grupo de ladrões, em que todos eles parecem ostentar um talento especial.
Pierino torna a scuola
Screenplay
Had come of age and unemployed, Peter decides to go back to school to take the elementary school. However, his academic performance continues to be poor so much so that his grandmother to play for the votes of a report card to the football pools coupon. The grandmother with the votes of Peter will win, using the amount paid to renew their tavern, without giving any money to his nephew, who will retaliate by closing all his family in the bathrooms of the new restaurant. Eventually Peter was rejected despite the efforts of his teachers, but Peter does not seem to be over: receives, in fact, a visit to Camazzo, her neighbor and Head of the third class of the Navy, which gives him an envelope containing the fateful "call to Arms".
Pierino torna a scuola
Pierino
Had come of age and unemployed, Peter decides to go back to school to take the elementary school. However, his academic performance continues to be poor so much so that his grandmother to play for the votes of a report card to the football pools coupon. The grandmother with the votes of Peter will win, using the amount paid to renew their tavern, without giving any money to his nephew, who will retaliate by closing all his family in the bathrooms of the new restaurant. Eventually Peter was rejected despite the efforts of his teachers, but Peter does not seem to be over: receives, in fact, a visit to Camazzo, her neighbor and Head of the third class of the Navy, which gives him an envelope containing the fateful "call to Arms".
Mortacci
Torquato Guglielmi
Before finally entering the afterlife, the dead spend a period in a limbo from which they depart only when, among the living, there is no one who remembers them. Under the care of the salacious Domenico the visitors of a small cemetery recount how they arrived at eternal peace.
Lady Football
Paulo Roberto Cotechiño / Idraulico
The Fan, the Referee and the Footballer
Alvaro Presutti
Two soccer stories: Alvaro Presutti is a referee who seems to be the last to know about his wife having an affair with a German soccer star. Amedeo Amedei has to please both his father, a die hard Roma supporter and his future father in law, who supports Lazio.
Desirable Teacher 2
Pierino
Pierino has again flunked the exams. Therefore, his desperate parents send him to boarding school.
Gian Burrasca
Giannino Stoppani / Gian Burrasca
Giggi il Bullo
Giggi il bullo
Pierino medico della SAUB
Alvaro Gasperoni / Pippetto
Alvaro Gasperoni, alias Peter returned to Rome with their families from Addis Ababa, where he received his bachelor's degree in medicine. Helped by his father through a recommendation from the P2 Lodge, he manages to get in a hospital in Rome as assistant to the primary. Here begins the struggle with other colleagues to buy up the post of deputy prime. As any good doctor is measured by the number of patients who, the whole family and all his friends are hospitalized; He, in this way, comes from the league winner. The fatal destiny wants its affair is discovered by an inspector of the Ministry of Health, and Peter will be dismissed from the hospital. This will not deter the protagonist by the medical profession; who continue to indulge in a private clinic run "family".
The Doctor Prefers Sailors
Alvaro
A doctor in a hotel has a lot of problems like a man repeatedly fails to commit suicide, a pair of window washers witness a murder by a hit man, a suspicious wife checks up on her husband who happens to be having an affair with her and many more...
A Policial de Nova York
Alvaro Tarallo / Joe Dodiciomicidi
A Texan travels to Rome to hire two police officers to impersonate a mobster's girlfriend and his most ruthless hitman.
Desirable Teacher
Pierino
In a school where the meeting seems more complete sampling of teachers and professors stupid airhead, there is the class of Peter, repeating in life, which is the "grandfather" to the far more young companions concerning jokes and vulgarity. Even outside the school walls, in the family or in the streets of the village where he lives, Peter is not far behind and his antics continue to freewheel.
The Honorable with His Lover under the Bed
Teo Mezzabotta
An unemployed teacher asks for help from her lover, an MP, and finds out that he is married.
La dottoressa ci sta col Colonnello
Arturo Mazzancolla
Colonel Anacleto Punch, military doctor, falls in love with the beautiful and sensual South African Dr. Eve Russell, specializing in transplants. Thinking that his manhood is not adequate for the beautiful colleague, decides to do a transplant with the unsuspecting nurse prawn, that with women has always been successful. But the end result will not be as anticipated.
The Repeating Student Winked at Dean
Beccafico
Rich girl Angela returns to school and falls for the local hunk. But when he refuses her advances, she pretends to be in love with the principal instead.
School Teacher on the Sea with Her Class
Cocò
It's summer. Lisa goes every day in a holiday hotel to give French lessons to Mario, the owner's son. the beauty and personality of Lisa quickly raise the attraction of tourists, but also jealousy of mothers who see their husbands and son prowling around the lovely young woman ...
College Girl on Vacation
Fulgenzio
Massimo Castaldi is a social climber married to Violante who comes from a rich family. His relationship with his mistress Laura is jeopardised when the family moves to their summer house on the Pugliese coast. Nevertheless, Massimo seems to find a solution. His raunchy daughter Sonia failed in Italian and he plans to present Laura as a nun who will give Sonia private lessons for her compensation exam. On the other hand, there are two dim-witted criminals, Terenzio and Fulgenzio, who are planning to abduct a Castaldi family member for good ransom money.
A Liceal, o Diabo e a Água Benta
Carmelo Petralia
Filme dividido em três episódios. No primeiro, um anjo da guarda se apaixona pela moça que tem que proteger. No segundo, um travesti se apaixona pela namorada do amigo. No terceiro, um homem se convence de que vendeu a alma ao diabo.
Gros câlin
Stretcher bearer
The Nurse in the Military Madhouse
Peppino De Tappis
A story about a singer/showgirl who poses as a nurse to recover some stolen paintings, which for some reason are hidden in a military insane asylum.
Delegacia de Mulheres
Agent Tarallo
The adventures of Gianna, a sexy policewoman who wants to help a child in search of his mother.
A Colegial Seduz o Professor
Salvatore Pinzarrone
Para estudar em paz, longe das distrações da cidade, Angela (Gloria Guida) é enviada pelo seu pai para casa do tio Puglia (Lino Banfi), numa pequena vila. Rapidamente, os colegas apaixonam-se por ela, assim como o seu primo, seu tio e um Professor que é constantemente vitima de piadas, por parte dos alunos.
Where Can You Go Without the Little Vice?
Aroldo / Carlotta / Gigetto
Two detectives are hired to discover if a rich industrialist is having an affair. The detectives pose as a gay butler and as a female cook in order to spy on all of the happenings within the house.
School Teacher Dances... with Her Class
Anacleto Petruccio
Girls' dance instructor Claudia Gambetti takes over the boy's gym class after gym teacher Martorelli breaks both his legs owing to one of his student's pranks. Soon both teachers and students are interested in learning more of Claudia's athletic dance moves. Director Fiorontori has made some debts betting on horses and wants Claudia to win a disco competition to balance the school budget, too. When the boys team are invited to face off against their superior Russian counterparts, Claudia calls in her dancing girls to be used as a secret weapon.
A Enfermeira da Noite
Peppino
A dentist invites a elderly patient to stay at his home to recover, unaware that he is a jewel thief. He plans to steal a valuable diamond but then runs into a beautiful nurse who, aside from constantly stripping nude, has plans of her own.
O Soldado em Manobras
Alvaro
Doctor Eva Marini takes up a position at an army base to investigate the sexual behavior of the Italian male soldier and soon finds out she's taken on more than she bargained for.
School Teacher in the House
Ottavio (figlio di Amedeo)
Luisa De Dominicus is a Milanese piano teacher who moves to Lucca to be with the man she loves: Ferdinando 'Bonci' Marinotti, a city councilman campaigning for mayor on a platform of moral values. She is of the belief that Fernando is single, living with his ailing mother. This, of course, is far from the case. The boys living in her apartment building mistakenly believe Luisa is a call-girl who uses piano teaching as a cover for her true profession, and word soon spreads among the building's dirty old men. The resourceful boys drill a well-concealed hole in the wall between Signorina Luisa's flat and the bedroom of the landlord's son, Marcello Busatti, allowing them a spectacular view of their spectacular neighbor. Marcello quickly becomes infatuated with Luisa, but is also conflicted regarding her supposed profession. Eventually Luisa learns of Fernando's philandering nature, and after a vigorous misunderstanding, satisfies Marcello's unrequited lust/love.
The High School Student in the Repeating Class
Professor Modesti
Angela is torn between two lovers - one, who tries to romance her in a straightforward manner, and the other who pretends to be severely injured in a car accident.
A Professora vai ao Colégio
Armandino Fusecchia
Mônica é a professora, Roma, a cidade e Semeraro, o hotel. junto a este cenário está o Colégio Agostiniano com todas as suas regras e tradições, onde Mônica, a nova professora de inglês, irá mudar o comportamento da comunidade através de sua beleza e sensualidade. Uma comédia picante e bem humorada. com toda a malícia italiana nas situações criadas pela 'Professora que vai ao colégio'.
João Broncas - Ao Ombro...Saias
Alvaro Quattromani
Army Doctor Eva Marini wants to join a regiment to secure equal rights for women. So her commanding officer sends her off to a boot camp led by Renzo Montagnani, where only the most unruly soldiers end up.
The Schoolmate
Salvatore
Lilli Carati plays a high school student being pursued by a very persistent young man in this Italian sex-comedy
For the Love of Poppea
Caio
Two scoundrels - Tizio and Caio - didn't want to get into the military service so they decide to escape dressed in women's clothes, but were caught by the guards. Without being able to confirm their right to freedom, the unlucky fugitives were sold into slavery. But everything what happens - happens for the better and slave girls Ticiâ and Kaya become personal servants of the Empress Poppea...
Taxi Girl
Alvaro
Marcella inherits a taxi business from her father and now sets out on the job of her life. With each new fare she becomes involved with sex and crime, all done up 70's Italian comedy style.
A Virgem, o Touro e o Capricórnio
Alvaro
Distressed that her wayward husband, Gianni (Alberto Lionello), forsakes her favors and seduces a series of other women, drop-dead gorgeous Gioia (Edwige Fenech) turns to handsome lothario Patrizio (Ray Lovelock) to help her get revenge. Will her enthusiastic affair help Gianni see the error of his ways? Luciano Martino directs this saucy comedy that also stars Aldo Maccione, Alvaro Vitali and Olga Bisera.
My Father's Private Secretary
Oscar
Ponziani Armando, the owner of a thriving chemical industry, lives in a beautiful villa on Lake Como with his wife and his son Franco Ersilia.
Classe mista
Angelino Zampanò
Dagmar Lassander is the stunning new teacher that every male student yearns for. Her sultry looks virtually guarantee that every boy makes it to class. School attendance is way up and no longer is staying after school considered a punishment!
School Days
Peppino Cariglia
When the local science teacher hurts herself during a failed experiment and ends up in hospital, she is replaced by young and sexy Stevania Marini. Barely out of school herself, Stefania finds herself the object of affection for several men, including a young baron and and even most of her male students. One of these, Andrea Balsamo is part of the family with whom Stefania is staying and as such has a stronger foothold than most of the other men in town
Under the Sheets
Alvaro
Three medical students who are reluctant to hit the books and unwilling to work are much more enthusiastic about creating pranks and targeting a thriving confidential, female doctor.
Os Exterminadores
Concierge
Fred and Tony are members of an elite 'special squad' of police in Rome, Italy who are licensed-to-kill, undercover cops and who love to live dangerously.
Confessions of a Lady Cop
Tarallo
Gianna Amicucci works in the house of the head of her hometown police force and enters the academy with a kickback from him. She is a beautiful woman (she generously sheds clothes during the film) and has to overcome her male colleagues prejudices, but she gains their respect through a series of brilliant operations.
Telefones Brancos
Mario
This slight skewering of the mindset of the Fascist era when Italy’s “White Telephone” films (conservative minded sophisticated comedy-dramas revolving around the bourgeoisie) were in vogue gives Agostina Belli her best role – an ambitious Venetian girl that goes from chambermaid to prostitute to singer to film-star to mistress of ‘Il Duce’! – for which she received a special David Di Donatello award, the Italian equivalent of the Oscar.
Love in 4 Easy Lessons
Broccolini, Aka Xx2 (Segment "Il Detective")
Four stories focused on the fair sex, dealing with the most varied and improbable sentimental and non-sentimental situations.
O Médico do Distrito Militar
Alvaro Pappalardo
A man is desperately trying to avoid mandated military service, but a sexy medic proves to be his undoing.
Season For Assassins
As a gang of youths terrorizes a city, the weary chief of police finds himself caught between the citizens who cry for blood and a catholic priest who believes the boys will respond to kindness.
A Colegial
Petruccio Sciacca
Loredana is a schoolgirl who takes advantage of her fellow students and teachers by using her innocent schoolgirl beauty. After she loses her virginity to an older man she soon realizes there are more important things to life than teasing men.
Two hearts, a Chapel
Tassista strabico
Aristide receives a big inheritance from his mother, but when he meets a beautiful redhead at the cemetery, his life changes unexpectedly.
A Virgin Named Mary
Rocco
A second coming? This time our savior chose a shantytown outside Turin, in the north of Italy, overcrowded by poor families coming from the south in search of a job in a factory, or less legal ways to survive. Young Maria (Cinzia De Carolis) can predict the future during her epileptic seizures, or at least that's what everyone believes, and her mother (Clelia Matania) sells her predictions and responses to the superstitious neighbors, after inducing her "trance" with electricity. One night the shock is too strong, and Maria seems to die: when she wakes up, she is found pregnant. And being a honest unmarried girl from the south, she is obviously still virgin... Notwithstanding the opposition of the local priest (Turi Ferro), everyone, including her, believes in the miracle, and prepares for a second coming, in a crescendo of fanaticism that is soon noticed by the press, and by the official church..
The School Teacher
Tatuzzo
Edwige Fenech plays the sexy private teacher of Franco (Alfredo Pea) who immediately falls madly in love with her. Franco tries and tries to seduce her by faking his own suicide.
A Garota do Chefe
Taxi Driver
Charlie Colarinho é um gangster vidrado em Rita Hayworth, que resolve transformar uma prostituta meio atrapalhada em uma estrela de quilate de sua musa. Mais tarde, ele vai se meter em uma encrenca que surgirá do meio de um bolo de aniversário.
Perfume de Mulher
Vittorio
Em uma viagem de uma semana, um cadete do exército acompanha Fausto, um irritado capitão cego, de Turim até Nápoles. Sem paciência para piedade, o capitão não aceita discordâncias e se comporta mal em público, sabendo apenas dar ordens. Em Nápoles, ele encontra um tenente cego com o qual conversa sobre seguir em frente.
Come Home and Meet My Wife
Paolo, conoscente di Giulio e Vincenzina
50 year old Giulio (Tognazzi) and his 17 year old goddaughter, Vincenzina (Muti) fall madly in love with each other and soon are wed. Unfortunately for Giulio he walks in on his friend and Vincenzina upon a return from a trip. His jealousy and anger get the best of him and he kicks his wife out of the house. Years pass and Giulio decides to rekindle the lover affair with Vincenzina
La poliziotta
Fantuzzi
A young policewoman discovers an ecological scandal and must face the corruption in the Milan Police department.
How Colonel Buttiglione Became a General
Infermiere (uncredited)
Playing the Field
Il portalettere
A small-time soccer referee gets the chance of a lifetime when he gets to referee a major-league game. He becomes a celebrity and suddenly finds himself having to choose between his future as a referee and the temptations that come his way, especially the women, now.
Amarcord
Naso
Numa pequena cidade italiana na década de 30, sob domínio do fascismo, várias histórias se cruzam com as de uma família cujos membros assistem às manifestações em honra do Duce (o líder fascista Benito Mussolini), à passagens do transatlântico “Rex”, à chegada de um misterioso emir e suas odaliscas, aos filmes de Gary Cooper no cinema local è a passagem dos grandes pilotos da tradicional "Mile Miglia". Mágico e arrebatador, com personagens inesquecíveis criados a partir das lembranças da infância de Fellini (1920-1993). Tudo ao som de belos e nostálgicos temas musicais de Nino Rota.
Rugantino
beggar (uncredited)
A beautiful girl Rosina lives In Rome. Her husband is strong as a bull and jealous as Shakespeare's Othello. Once the husband of Rosina kills a wealthy aristocrat, who sang the serenade to his wife, and now he is hiding from justice.
La Tosca
Un derelitto
Rome, 1800. Napoleon threatens the power of the Church and executions of Jacobins are constant. Angelotti, the most famous of them all has escaped from prison and the chief of police is on his tail. Angelotti is being helped by a painter, lover of "La Tosca", a famous singer. The police chief suspects the truth and tries to arouse the jealousy of "La Tosca" to catch the escapee.
Dirty Weekend
Member of Camera Team (uncredited)
A man and his mistress have just taken off for a weekend romp when they're kidnapped by a trio of bank robbers. They wind up becoming media "stars" as police and reporters follow them. They all wind up at the beat-up shack of a cranky old codger, with the police surrounding them and the robbers threatening to kill everybody.
Halleluja to Vera Cruz
Two American bandits disguise themselves as priests in order to work undetected in Mexico during the revolution.
Quê?
Cross-Eyed Painter
A young American woman traveling through Italy finds herself in a strange Mediterranean villa where nothing seems quite right.
Roma de Fellini
Alvaro - Tap Dancer at Jovinelli Theatre (uncredited)
Semi-documentário sobre a capital italiana, intercalando relatos ficcionais da juventude de Fellini e sua chegada a Roma com cenas da cidade na época da filmagem e a busca do diretor pela Roma mítica da qual ouvia falar quando criança.
Os Palhaços
Crew
Um menino observa um circo ser construído do lado de fora da janela de seu quarto. Assim começa a "docu-comédia" de Federico Fellini, uma ode pessoal a uma de suas grandes obsessões.
Anotações de um Diretor
Self
Fellini discusses his views of making motion pictures and his unorthodox procedures. He seeks inspiration in various out of the way places. During this film viewers go with him to the Colisseum at night, on a subway ride past Roman ruins, to the Appian Way, to a slaughterhouse, and on a visit to Marcello Mastroianni's house. Fellini also is seen in his own office interviewing a series of unusual characters seeking work or his help.