Patrick Timsit

Patrick Timsit

Nascimento : 1959-07-15, Alger, Algeria

História

​From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Patrick Timsit is a French comedian, writer and film director. He has been nominated for 4 César Awards, three times as an actor and once as a writer. He is most well known for the French comedy Un indien dans la ville. Description above from the Wikipedia article Patrick Timsit, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia

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Patrick Timsit
Patrick Timsit

Filmes

Tombés du camion
Stanislas
À nos âges
At sixty years old, two friends in financial difficulties are going to take advantage of their image in the fashion and advertising world. One is still beautiful, the other never was. But beyond the game of appearances, what does it really mean to be of retirement age today?
Brother and Sister
Zwy
A história gira em torno de um irmão e uma irmã que estão chegando aos cinquenta anos - Alice é atriz, Louis era professor e poeta. Eles não se falam mais e se evitam há mais de vinte anos, mas a morte de seus pais os forçará a se cruzar.
Dancing On
Roberto
After thirty years of marriage, Sandra finds out that her husband is having an affair with his best friend. She immediately leaves him and has no choice but to seek refuge in her childhood home, where her sister Danie still lives. The sisters couldn’t be more different. Danie, a stubborn single with a dog and the heart of a social justice warrior vs. Sandra, a bourgeois housewife with decades of a secure lifestyle on a posh vineyard behind her. Their cohabitation starts out rocky to say the least… But with the help of close buddies Roberto and Lucien, Danie coaxes Sandra into joining their local dance troupe, and reconnect with the greatest joy and talent of her youth. Through their shared passion for dance and the solidarity of the troupe’s other dancers, the sisters embark on a fresh life path. Because, really, it’s never too late... even to fall in love again.
Drôles de familles
Self
When comedians draw on the family to make people laugh, everyone is concerned. This documentary looks at everything that is horrifying or hilarious in the family: from the "new generation" fathers to the dictates of the perfect mother, as well as the taboos of parenthood, unmanageable teenagers, and unbearable mothers-in-law.
O Último Mercenário
Commandant Jouard
Richard Brumère, um ex-agente especial do serviço secreto francês que se tornou mercenário, volta à cena quando a imunidade concedida 25 anos antes para seu filho Archibald é suspensa. Uma operação da máfia ameaça a vida de Archibald. Para salvá-lo, Richard terá que procurar seus antigos contatos e unir forças com um bando de jovens imprudentes e um burocrata excêntrico — mas, principalmente, encontrar coragem para deixar que Archibald saiba que ele é seu pai.
Intraitable
Pierre
Gabriel refuses to obey a prefectural decree which requires him to treat his vineyard with pesticides. As an advocate of biodynamic principles, he opposes the use of chemical products on vines.
Le grand show des humoristes - Spécial couples
Self
Le grand show des humoristes
Self
Poly
Brancalou
The adventures of Shetland pony Poly in the South of France.
Le livre de ma mère
Les 60 ans du one-man-show
Self
Aonde quer que você vá
Léon
Vali e Mina são duas irmãs com personalidades completamente opostas, separadas pelas dificuldades e provações da vida. Vali é uma cantora sonhadora e emotiva, enquanto Mina é uma terapeuta distante e racional. Quando Vali decide fazer um teste para um coral de músicas de Céline Dion, Léon, o amoroso pai das duas irmãs, encontra a oportunidade perfeita para reuni-las, mesmo que apenas por um fim de semana.
Tout contre elle
Henri Dewallon
Girlfriend or enemy? Does the young cleaning lady Alice really want to protect the well-heeled Hélène from a scandal or rather blackmail her? In any case, Alice not only found her lifeless body and Hélène's wallet in her employer Svende Petersen's home, but also video footage that weighed heavily on Hélène. Because the married to a budding Member Hélène has fled without help from the apartment of her lover, when she became aware that Svende no longer breathes. But now Alice knows her secret. It becomes Hélène's menacing shadow ...
La famille, ça me fait bien rire !
Self
20 sketches, une vie
Self
Stars 80 : La Suite
Antoine Miller
50 São os Novos 30
Miguel Maraõ
Velha demais para o marido, demitida do emprego, Marie-Francine deve voltar a morar na casa dos pais… aos 50 anos! Apesar de infantilizada por eles, é numa pequena lojinha de cigarros eletrônicos da qual vai tomar conta, que ela vai conhecer Miguel que, sem ousar confessar, está na mesma situação que ela.
Missão: Amsterdam
Le père de Ruben
Ruben, Durex e Nora são três estudantes do último ano de faculdade. Ruben já perdeu uma vez seus exames pela falta de confiança em si. Mesmo problema Nora, a quem ele não ousa confessar seus sentimentos. Não é Durex, seu amigo de infância e o tipo mais irritante no mundo, que irá ajudá-lo... Quando ele descobre que Nora também é traficante de drogas e ela vai a Amsterdam para trazer um novo tipo drogas, Ruben precisa de coragem e decide acompanhá-la. Esta viagem a Amsterdã é o lugar perfeito para finalmente seduzir Nora, o difícil é que Durex está incrustado na aventura. Enquanto todos os três estão descobrindo a capital mais louca da Europa tudo vai ficando complicado quando eles percebem que a droga que vão para pegar pertencem aos maiores criminosos de Amsterdam. Reuben, Durex e Nora vão entender que para ter suas vidas de volta terão que se tornar verdadeiros heróis.
Dalida
Bruno Coquatrix
A vida, obra e trajetória da cantora Dalida que nasceu no Cairo e se tornou um ícone da música francesa e mundial. Cantando em diversas línguas diferentes, uma mulher nascida para uma vida de sucessos e de fama, atuando em filmes famosos e vendendo milhões de discos no mundo inteiro até sua trágica morte.
Patrick Timsit - On ne peut pas rire de tout
Patrick Timsit
Mr Gaspacho
Mr Gaspacho
The end of the school year is approaching and Méline, an introverted teenager, has only one week left to get close to the boy she loves. Assisted by her loyal advisor Mr Gaspacho, and her best friend, Méline will attempt what would normally be impossible for her.
Um Time Bem Diferente
René Borie
Maxime (Medi Sadoun) é um grande jogador de futebol que acaba de sofrer uma lesão. Sua agente o obriga a se recuperar em sua cidade natal, onde ele reencontra o pai que não vê há anos e conhece uma nova equipe formada por crianças muito bagunceiras.
Beijos Escondidos
Stéphane
Nathan, 16 anos, vive sozinho com seu pai Stephane. Novato na escola, ele é convidado para uma festa e se apaixona por Louis, um menino de sua turma. Eles se encontram escondidos e se beijam, mas alguém tira uma foto deles. Rapidamente a foto é publicada no Facebook e uma tempestade surge em suas vidas enquanto eles enfrentam bullying e rejeição.
Robin des Bois, la véritable histoire
Alfred
Robin Hood tem uma ética muito clara: ele não rouba os pobres, as mulheres e os velhos. Mas quando ele planeja roubar o caixa dos impostos de Nottingham, ele vê seus planos frustrados por um bando de justiceiros que roubam os ricos para dar aos pobres...
Anything for Alice
Demougin
Slacker Max fell so hard for single mother Alice in college that he developed a website aimed at winning her heart. Years later, after his venture has earned him millions of dollars, Max risks his entire fortune performing an ever more complicated series of social contortions to get close to Alice, now a politically motivated factory worker.
Une chanson pour ma mère
Jean
Stars 80
Antoine Miller
Die-hard fans of the 1980s, Vincent and Antoine run a company that supplies doubles of faded stars throughout the whole of France. What starts out as a promising business venture ends up as a calamity when Vincent and Antoine have over forty engagements booked but no one to attend them. They then have a brainwave. Why not get in touch with the real stars of the 1980s and persuade them to make a comeback? Why make do with an imitation when you can have the real McCoy?
L'Innocent
Théo Grangier
Na Trilha do Marsupilami
Caporal
Quando o repórter Dan Geraldo chega em Palombia para explorar o local, ele não suspeita que vai fazer as descobertas mais surpreendentes... Ao lado de Pablito, um guia local cheio de recursos, ele vai embarcar numa aventura alucinante para revelar uma extraordinária notícia: o Marsupilami, animal mítico e brincalhão, realmente existe!
Les Enfoirés 2010 - Les Enfoirés... la Crise de Nerfs
Patrick Timsit - Au Palais des Glaces
Patrick Timsit au Palais des Glaces en 1993...
The Great Restaurant
Super-Nono - un client du restaurant
Fragments of the lives of the customers of a great restaurant and the inconvenience of its manager.
Patrick Timsit - The One Man Stand-Up Show
13 ans après son dernier spectacle, Patrick Timsit remonte enfin sur scène avec un nouveau one man show, plus drôle et plus corrosif que jamais...
The Wedding Guest
Crapoux (Voice)
Par suite d'un arrêt de travail...
Marc Roux
Caçadores de Dragões
Gwizdo
Há perigo no Reino: um dragão está prestes a destruir o mundo! Uma garota decide ajudar seu tio, Lord Arnold, dono de um imenso castelo e de uma fabulosa fortuna, sai à procura de heróis iguais aos que ela conhece dos contos de fadas. Mas ao invés disso encontra Gwizdo e Lian-Chu, dois atrapalhados caçadores de dragão. Determinada a seguir com eles em sua aventura para salvar a terra. Zoe parte em uma viagem perigosa, para um mundo desconhecido de dragões adormecidos, que podem acordar a qualquer momento.
A Pain in the Ass
François Pignon
An unlikely friendship develops between a hitman and a suicidal guy who have both checked into the same hotel for different reasons.
As Aventuras de Azur e Asmar
Crapoux (Voice)
Azur e Asmar são criados como irmãos por Jenane, apesar de terem origens diferentes. Um dia, Jenane precisa partir com Asmar, seu filho biológico. Já adultos, os dois se reencontraram como rivais enquanto procuram pela Fada dos Djins.
Vivre c'est mieux que mourir
Stan Smith
Incontrôlable
Marc
Georges, one morning, became uncontrollable despite himself. Something that has the donkey's voice in Shrek, can control his body.
Les Enfoirés - 15 ans d'Enfoirés
Désiré Landru
Désiré Landru
Désiré Landru - husband, lover - and murderer. Based on documented facts, this is the full story of one of the most ambiguous criminals and lovers of the 20th century, the first modern serial killer.
The Art of Breaking Up
Bouzin
Lucette and Edouard: Two lovers passionate about sex, money and life. He is a spoiled but penniless child who wants it all while she is a celebrated figure of la vie parisienne who knows what she wants and what she is worth. Edouard is marrying a young, pretty and rich heiress. He comes to confess this to Lucette and to make their parting official, but he doesn’t want to leave her. He struggles with all his might to hide his betrayal but her opportunities to learn of it are countless and unpredictable.
L'américain
Director
Francis Farge, alias "The American" could have remained a man like the others but a strange obsession animates him: he feels American body and soul.
The 11 Commandments
Toto
After an evening of drinking, six men find themselves in front of The God of the Joke. Distressed to find that people aren't laughing anymore, He gives the six friends a mission: to save the world with the Eleven Commandments of the Joke. The men enthusiastically take on their task. They undertake various tests aimed at pushing the limits of stupidity.
Slice of Life
Pierre
Pierre has four months left to live if he does not find a new liver. His only hope is a transplant from his brother, Paul. But Pierre hates Paul and has refused to see him for the past ten years. They are different in every aspect : their way of life, their tastes. Nevertheless, Marie, Pierre's fiancee, is determined to reconcile the two men. A love-hate relationship develops, disrupting the trio, recomposing the couples and even going so far as to change their personalities. After a few too many drinks and a bit of fooling around, the settling of scores between the two brothers will come to a surprising end.
Slice of Life
Director
Pierre has four months left to live if he does not find a new liver. His only hope is a transplant from his brother, Paul. But Pierre hates Paul and has refused to see him for the past ten years. They are different in every aspect : their way of life, their tastes. Nevertheless, Marie, Pierre's fiancee, is determined to reconcile the two men. A love-hate relationship develops, disrupting the trio, recomposing the couples and even going so far as to change their personalities. After a few too many drinks and a bit of fooling around, the settling of scores between the two brothers will come to a surprising end.
Les Enfoirés 2002 - Tous dans le même bateau
Love Street
Petit Louis
A handyman in a 1940s Paris brothel tries to help the prostitute he loves with her singing career and romantic life.
L'Art (délicat) de la séduction
Étienne
The film follows Etienne, a 40-year-old car designer, who takes time off from work to study sexual mastery from a Zen master and several prostitutes, in the hopes of having the sexual skill to impress Laure. Laure, a blonde who was introduced to him by his friend Jacques, told Etienne on January 1 that she will not have sex with him until May 27 that year at precisely 9 PM.
Les Enfoirés 2001 - L'odyssée des Enfoirés
The Prince of the Pacific
Barnabé
French war ship is arriving to Polynesian shore during at 1918 - and adventures begin...
Les Enfoirés 2000 - Enfoirés en 2000
Quasimodo d'el Paris
Writer
The location is the town of El Paris. When ten-year-old boy Quasimodo shows signs of deformity, his well-to-do parents place him in the charge of the town’s mysterious evangelist, Frollo. In exchange, they adopt a Cuban girl, Esméralda, from a lower social class. Ten years later, El Paris is menaced by a serial killer, and Quasimodo is the prime suspect.
Quasimodo d'el Paris
Director
The location is the town of El Paris. When ten-year-old boy Quasimodo shows signs of deformity, his well-to-do parents place him in the charge of the town’s mysterious evangelist, Frollo. In exchange, they adopt a Cuban girl, Esméralda, from a lower social class. Ten years later, El Paris is menaced by a serial killer, and Quasimodo is the prime suspect.
Quasimodo d'el Paris
Quasimodo
The location is the town of El Paris. When ten-year-old boy Quasimodo shows signs of deformity, his well-to-do parents place him in the charge of the town’s mysterious evangelist, Frollo. In exchange, they adopt a Cuban girl, Esméralda, from a lower social class. Ten years later, El Paris is menaced by a serial killer, and Quasimodo is the prime suspect.
Les Enfoirés 1999 - Dernière édition avant l'an 2000
Paparazzi
Franck Bordoni
Franck shows up in a gossip magazine photo behind a brawling TV star at a football match.
Les Enfoirés 1998 - Enfoirés en cœur
The Cousin
Nounours
Nounours is the nickname of a "cousin" an informer with a special arrangement with the police: he gets 10% of the drugs seized thanks to his help. When his personal contact, inspector Maurin, commits suicide, inspector Gérard Delvaux takes over. Meanwhile, judge Lambert is uncovering the illegal practices of the policemen. Her persistent investigations, which had cornered Maurin, are leading to Gérard, and also to Nounours as the source of heroin that led to recent cases of deadly overdoses. Nounours promises Gérard increasingly bigger catches which he is intent on realising before he is forced to reveal who Nounours is to judge Lambert.
Marquise
Gros-Rene
Considerada uma das cortesãs mais notórias do reinado do Rei Luís XIV, da França, Marquise (Sophie Marceau) foi uma jovem que através da dança, conquistou e hipnotizou o ilustre René Du Parque (Patrick Timsit). Ator principal da mais importante truque da época, a de Molière, René se apaixonou por ela e a pediu em casamento. Ela aceitou, mas com uma condição: de que fizesse parte do grupo como atriz. Infelizmente, seu talento não se igualava à sua beleza. Suas participações nas peças passaram então a exigir dela, apenas a dança. E foi durante uma de suas apresentações que Jean Racine (Lambert Wilson) a descobriu. Encantado, ele lhe abriu as portas do palácio de Versailles, onde a glória, a fortuna e a tragédia lhes aguardavam.
Les Enfoirés 1997 - Le Zénith des Enfoirés
Death in Therapy
Edouard Berg
Antoine Rivière, a highly-reputed psychoanalyst, is visited by a new patient, Edouard Berg. When Berg claims to have killed his own wife, the doctor suspects he is a compulsive liar. How could he know that he has been caught in a trap and it's already too late for escape?
Turista Espacial
Présentateur
Existe um planeta em que seus habitantes evoluíram a tal ponto que vivem em perfeita harmonia com a natureza. De tempos em tempos, alguns deles fazem excursões a outros planetas, seja para observá-los ou mesmo ajudá-los em seu processo evolutivo. Curiosamente, há 200 anos que ninguém quer vir para o planeta Terra. Até que um dia, por razões pessoais, uma mulher decide se voluntariar. Ela aterrissa em Paris. O filme aborda de maneira humorada temas variados como a fábula filosófica, a espiritualidade ativista, a sustentabilidade, o anti-conformismo, a ecologia, o feminismo, o humanismo, o pacifismo entre outros. Inspirador e divertido.
Loucas Noites de Batom
Writer
Adrien Aymar (Patrick Timsit), é um executivo de um banco. Para fechar um contrato milionário será necessário participar de um jantar na casa do patrão, Alexandre Hagutte, e para esconder sua homossexualidade, convida a amiga Eva (Fanny Ardant), dona de um restaurante gay, para se passar por sua esposa. Alexandre, apesar de casado com Marie, se encanta com Eva... A trilha inclui Boney M., Village People, etc. Sans Contrefaçon, de Mylène Farmer, é cantado pelos protagonistas.
Loucas Noites de Batom
Adrien
Adrien Aymar (Patrick Timsit), é um executivo de um banco. Para fechar um contrato milionário será necessário participar de um jantar na casa do patrão, Alexandre Hagutte, e para esconder sua homossexualidade, convida a amiga Eva (Fanny Ardant), dona de um restaurante gay, para se passar por sua esposa. Alexandre, apesar de casado com Marie, se encanta com Eva... A trilha inclui Boney M., Village People, etc. Sans Contrefaçon, de Mylène Farmer, é cantado pelos protagonistas.
Les Enfoirés 1996 - La Soirée des Enfoirés
Um Índio na Cidade
Richard
Stephen, um comerciante internacional, rastreia sua ex-esposa Patricia em algum remanso da Amazônia. Ele precisa do consentimento dela para o divórcio, para que ele possa se casar com Charlotte. Infelizmente, ele descobre um filho que ele não sabia que tinha - Mimi-Siku. O jovem rapaz da selva anseia por ver Paris, então Stephen relutantemente concorda em levá-lo de volta para casa com ele por alguns dias. Como o Mimi-Siku reagirá à vida na grande metrópole?
Elas Nunca se Esquecem
Darres
Successful Julien sees his family off on holiday and at once becomes drawn into a risky relationship with Angela, whom he spies outside the cafe opposite his office. When he later finds she is to become his son's new nanny he rightly starts to worry there is more to the relationship than he bargained for.
Les Enfoirés 1994 - Les Enfoirés au Grand Rex
La Crise
Michou
Victor is a legal advisor who finds himself abandoned by his wife and fired the same day. He tries to seek comfort from different friends and family members, but everyone he meets is concerned with their own problems. His morale begins to falter when he realizes that no one cares about him.
Le bal des casse-pieds
Le normal
A tolerant veterinarian turns the other cheek when annoyed but changes his nature when he falls in love.
Mother
Henri Verneuil was born Achod Malakian of Armenian parentage on October 15, 1920, in Rodosto, Turkey, and his family fled to France and settled in Marseilles when he was a young child. He later recounted his childhood experience in the novel Mayrig, which he dedicated to his mother and made into this 1991 film with the same name.
Une époque formidable…
One eyed
Michel Berthier, cadre supérieur d'une entreprise de matelasserie, vient d'être licencié. Comme il n'ose pas avouer la vérité à Juliette, sa compagne, il s'endette pour maintenir le niveau de la famille qu'il couvre de cadeaux. Mais il ne peut bientôt plus mentir et il décide alors de quitter la maison. Après avoir perdu son argent, sa voiture et ses chaussures, il rencontre Toubib, Mimosa et Crayon, trois «Sans Domicile Fixe» qui font leur toilette dans les lavabos de la gare de l'Est. Ils le prennent sous leur aile et l'entraînent à aller cambrioler son ancienne entreprise afin de se munir de duvets et de lits
Deux flics à Belleville
Two young policemen have the same name, due to an error of the administration. They will have to show their talent.
Vanille fraise
Norbert
Husband finds out that his wife is a secret agent and that she has a handsome partner.
Anthony's Crime
Jean
A young man loses his fiancee, struck by lightning, on his wedding day.
Aller à Dieppe sans voir la mer
The first thing to know is that there is the sea in Dieppe. It is very rare not to see the sea when you are in Dieppe. Should really be a failure to miss the sea in Dieppe. Bibi, our hero, has missed everything: the pace, the sensitivity, the woman, the behavior. Life has always spared her happiness.
Sans peur et sans reproche
Charles VIII
Without fear and beyond reproach: the life of the brave knight de Bayard reviewed and corrected with humorous sauce.