Vincent Desagnat
Nascimento : 1976-03-09, Paris, France
História
Il est le dernier fils du réalisateur et scénariste Jean-Pierre Desagnat, le petit-fils de l'actrice Francia Seguy, le frère du réalisateur et scénariste François Desagnat et du producteur et assistant-réalisateur Olivier Desagnat.
Parallèlement à sa carrière cinématographique, Il fut animateur radio sur Fun radio et Radio Nova, puis a co-animé avec ses complices Benjamin Morgaine et Michaël Youn l'émission matinale et déjantée Morning Live diffusée simultanément sur M6 et Fun TV de juillet 2000 à mars 2002.
Avant cette reconnaissance par le public télévisuel, certains ont aussi pu le voir apparaître en tant que figurant dans le clip "L'avenir est un long passé" de Manau vers 1998-1999, réalisé par son frère.
En 2002, il a sorti un album avec ses deux acolytes du Morning Live sous le nom de Bratisla Boys, boys band parodique dérivé d'un des sketches de la matinale d'M6.
Le trio a également sorti un deuxième opus en 2004 sous le nom de Conards, pour la bande originale du film les 11 commandements, dont il a co-écrit le scénario. Il a notamment participé au très controversé Iznogoud quoique fort populaire puisque réunissant 3 millions de spectateurs.
Il présente et commente depuis octobre 2006 avec Benjamin Morgaine l'émission Menu W9 sur W9, un condensé des émissions nippons Sushi TV, Takeshi's Castle et plus récemment Ninja Warrior.
En parallèle, le trio s'est de nouveau réuni pour former une parodie de groupe de rap : Fatal Bazooka.
En octobre 2008, Vincent Desagnat s'apprête à lancer sa marque de planche à roulette : Dude Skateboards.
Perfidus
A única filha do imperador chinês Han Xuandi, escapa de um príncipe rigoroso e procura ajuda dos gauleses e dos dois bravos guerreiros Asterix e Obelix.
Vinz
The story of four lifelong friends who met in the 2000s when they were presidents of the BDE of the Nantes Institute of Business. At the time, they were the "Bioman": the kings of partying, excess and "transmutation". 20 years later, they have mellowed out and lead well-ordered lives. Except... Once a year, when they get together for the WEB: the Bioman Weekend. There, they "transmute" hard as they like to say. In short: they drink and sing in a pathetic way.
For this new year, Pierre, the director of the Grand Restaurant is thinking big to try to get the famous star from the famous Michalon guide! And for that, he settles at the foot of the Eiffel Tower. Pierre faces an unscrupulous culinary critic, who will offer him a dubious deal: to dismiss his historic chef in exchange for this famous star. Will the manager of the Grand Restaurant accept?
("C'est toi que je t'aime" segment)
The three "Unknown" are back in this movie where they wake up in a world where they really are unknown! They'll eventually find out that their career, films, sketches & songs do exist but from someone else!
Franck, le comédien de droite
Imagine a world where the worst behaviour you could ever have is to forget your store's loyalty card in your other trousers...that's what happens to Adrien. This serious misconduct forces him to go into hiding, as both police and media hunt him down.
Norbert
Cedric é um ator que, após anos tendo sua carreira vista como chacota, encontra uma oportunidade que promete mudar sua vida: dar vida ao personagem super-herói Badman! Nome familiar, não? Só que um acidente de carro não estava nos planos de Cedric. Assim que o ator desperta da batida, sua vida real se torna um apagão, e ele passa a acreditar que é legitimamente Badman, o super-herói.
Gilles
Internet humor star Thomas the Lama gets out of hand in a video. He becomes the target of all haters and his life falls apart. To win back his girlfriend and his audience, he decides to go meet his 10 biggest detractors to see if they can say, face to face, what they write on his page - Each meeting promises to be epic.
Andreas Kalamannis
Every summer, the Billionaire Tranchant and his wife Eliane host the glamorous world of celebrities in their luxurious mansion in the south of France. When a criminal car sabotage related to threatening letters wreak havoc in the villa, Tranchant goes in search of the best agent for the investigation. In the middle of this hot summer, only the arrogant and incompetent agent Boullin is available... To catch the suspect and solve the mystery, he will have no choice but to impersonate a newly hired butler and will turn everyone’s vacation into a hilarious game of ‘Cluedo’!
Heidi e Cokeman são os dois piores traficantes de Paris. Eles sobrevivem de pequenos golpes e de serviços prestados aos chefes do crime. No entanto, quando a irmã de Heidi se casa com um famoso traficante, eles enxergam uma oportunidade de crescer nos negócios. Sob pressão da esposa, o novo cunhado promete as melhores cargas de drogas para a dupla, que sonha em abrir a própria rede de tráfico em Paris. Convencidos que a nova fase de vendas será incrível para enriquecer, eles acabam percebendo que é apenas o começo dos maiores problemas das suas vidas.
Self - Comedian
Hosted by Kyan Khojandi, in sixty minutes, sixty artists follow one another on stage. Which means they have sixty seconds, and not one more, to hold the spectators' attention and draw them into their world. The witticisms fuse, forming a veritable fireworks display of witticisms and funny situations, to the delight of viewers, but also of guest comedians.
Chanteur et joueur mandoline
Casado há cinco anos, Ben é surpreendido quando a esposa lhe pede o divórcio sem qualquer tipo de aviso. Pior: todas as pessoas do grupo de amigos de ambos ficam do lado dela e não dele. Por acaso, cruza-se com um velho amigo de faculdade que também se divorciou recentemente e começam a viver juntos. Vão-se juntando mais e mais divorciados ou separados e fundam uma espécie de clube, em que a regra é não começar uma relação com ninguém — uma regra difícil de cumprir quando Ben conhece uma pessoa nova.
Sauveur Bilongue (45 years old)
If anyone knows anything about bikes, it’s Raoul Taburin, official bicycle dealer of Saint Céron, a lovely village in the South of France. But Raoul has a terrible secret: he has never been able to keep his balance on a bike without using stabilisers. His childhood and teenage years were spent trying to overcome his flaw - in vain. All attempts to tell his secret have also failed. Nobody believes him. When photographer Hervé Figougne moves to Saint Céron, the two men become fast friends. And when Figougne offers to photograph Raoul riding a racing bike along a mountain precipice, the moment of truth has arrived. He does all he can to avoid the photo shoot. But everything goes against him and he finally has to accept his destiny. “At least”, he thinks, “people will have to believe me”. But for Raoul Taburin, things are never that simple...
Patient psychanalyse
Stéphane é um pai de três meninas que vive frustrado por não ter filhos homens. Ele então canaliza toda sua energia nos genros. De repente, sua filha Alexia diz que vai deixar o namorado, causando desespero no pai.
Self
Joseph
At 33 years old, and after numerous failed attempt to make it as a musician, Chris still lives with his mother. One day he crosses paths with a young missionary in need of a guitarist for his new religious band, he recruits Chris and disguises him as Father Christophe.
Nico
Three siblings have had enough and hatch a plan to kill their tyrannical mother.
Claude, le frère jumeau de Marie
Spirou e Fantasio não têm nenhuma chance de se tornarem amigos. No entanto, quando o Conde de Champignac, um brilhante inventor excêntrico, é sequestrado pelos comparsas do infame Zorglub, os dois heróis embarcam imediatamente para a missão. Acompanhados pela jornalista Seccotine e por SPIP, esquilo travesso, eles partem para uma perseguição frenética entre a Europa e África. Spirou e Fantasio terão de se unir para salvar Champignac ... e, incidentalmente, o mundo!
Gilbert, ainé du patron / Prince Gilbert
CPE
Guillaume and his friends have planned to attend the biggest electronic music festical to celebrate their passing school… but Guillaume has to take the test once again and has to go over everything over the weekend.
Romain
Greg fundou uma empresa chamada Alibi.com que cria qualquer tipo de álibi. Com o seu associado, Augustin e Medhi, o seu novo funcionário, eles criam estratagemas e estágios imparáveis para cobrir seus clientes. Mas encontrar Flo, uma linda loira que odeia homens que mentem, irá complicar a vida de Greg, que começa por esconder a verdadeira natureza de sua atividade. Durante a apresentação aos pais, Greg entende que Gérard, o pai de Flo, também é um dos seus clientes.
Adjudant-chef Besauce
Uma família pega a estrada a caminho das férias de verão. Ajustam o controle de velocidade para 130 km/h. No meio da viagem, percebem que o equipamento entrou em pane e não conseguem parar o carro.
Roméro
When recently widowed, it is difficult to get used to a new life ... This is the case for Hubert Jacquin, who spends most of his time in his huge apartment, depressed, in front of his TV. One day, after a misunderstanding, his life will change. Manuela, a young and bubbly adventurer in search of a dwelling calls his home! At first reluctant, Hubert will quickly get used to the presence of this energy storm, who even manages to convince him to allow two other people to stay. There are many surprises in store for Hubert ...
Ernest
Frank, sua namorada Sonya e mais alguns amigos viajam para o Brasil. Frank, seus amigos, duas meninas e a avó de Sonya vão visitar uma caverna, mas tudo dá errado e suas loucas aventuras começam.
Hannah and Natan are both anti-heroes with anti-superpowers. Natan raises his arm? Bang! Lightning strikes him right away. Hannah likes someone or something? Drip drop! Rain starts pouring over her in a second. Their meeting could turn into a major meteorological disaster... or maybe not?
Ernest
À procura de uma babá por uma noite, Marc Schaudel confia seu filho Remy aos cuidados de seu empregado Franck, um homem honesto. Mas o que Marc não sabe, é que Franck está completando 30 anos neste fim de semana e que seu filho Remy é uma criança muito excêntrico. No dia seguinte, Marc e sua esposa Claire são acordados por um telefonema da polícia. Remy e Franck sumiram, e a casa está totalmente devastada. A polícia encontra uma câmera. Marc, Claire e a polícia começam a assistir o vídeo que foi gravado no dia anterior durante a noite e descobrem o que aconteceu com Franck e Remy.
M. Amazou
A comedy about a band of voyeuristic students who take their jobs at the school paper to extremes, deciding to uncover the real lives of their teachers.
Laurent
Alexis, a very stingy person, saves his friend for the sole purpose of recovering his debt. But when a woman attends this scene, she takes him for the hero he is not.
Jordan
Nnews about the President's grandmother living in a remote Kenyan village prompt several amateur crooks to plot a kidnapping and demand ransom from the White House for the release of "Obamama," as the French kidnappers call her. Their plans are thwarted less by the lax local security than by their own ineptitude. The various kidnappers get in each other's way, only to end up, more or less, empty-handed.
Dragueur Nouvel An chniois
A funny comedy about the war suddenly started between two restaurant owners families.
Jérémy
Pedro Summer
Fatal... a diminutive for Fatal Bazooka, a bling-bling and hardcore rapper. A huge music star. Millions of fans, tens of hits, 4 « Artist of the year » Music Awards of Music, a range of fashion, a magazine, and soon his own amusement park : Fataland. He is the undisputed number one, until...
l'Ogre
John Boolman (voice)
Condé-sur-Ginette, en périphérie d'une grande ville, à mille lieux du sable chaud, des cocotiers et du bleu océan des Caraïbes. C'est l'été. Le soleil brûle le chrome des mobylettes, réchauffe le bitume des tours, asphyxie les halls d'immeubles et crame les esprits. Ici, tout le monde rêve des plages de Santo Rico. Certains plus que d'autres. Pour Tony Merguez et José Frelate, les deux MC's du qua
the man
Alessandra is walking in the city when she is hailed by a man she doesn't recognize. even though he keeps telling her about important moments of her life, his face remains totally unknown to her.
Kiki
Pedro
Edouard
Best friends and hardcore partiers Sam, Alice and Prune have scored invitations to 'Medici Night', the legendary VIP bash held every year at a remote castle. But when they discover that this wild party is being thrown by an elite race of blood-crazed vampires, they'll have to stake, stab, slice, bludgeon and blast their way out of a soiree where the hosts are thirsty and the bar is now open.
Sandra has just found out that she's pregnant. She hurries to tell it to her friends and to her father. That's a bad idea: everybody seems to want to get her down.
Vincent Desagnat
Leroux
Jahwad is thirty years old and going nowhere fast. He flunked out of school, and slipped into petty crime. Now, he has the police on his tail. So Jahwad is no longer going nowhere, he is getting out of town as fast as he can. He hitches a ride with a schoolteacher, who is desperate at being posted to one of the toughest high schools in the Paris suburbs. The man is so frantic, he rams his car into a tree. For Jahwad, the opportunity is too good to miss, but the high school dropout hardly looks the part.
Charles-Édouard d'Arbac de Neuville
The Arbac de Neuvilles are one of the oldest families in France. They have inhabited their ancient château for fifty-two generations and are proud of their noble ancestry. But today they are stone broke. When a bailiff turns up notifying them that they owe two million euros in back taxes, these proud aristocrats are understandably shaken to the core of their ancestral seat. Just how are they to find this amount of money when none of them has any capacity for work?
Antoine
A guy has to move out in a day, completely unprepared, and drive his mum to the airport. Completely stressed out, he calls his friends for help. Short notice however results in all his friends making it with an agenda of their own.
Vincent
The world is going bad, humans are no longer laughing, the situation is serious. the god of jokes has only one solution: michaël youn and his gang! their mission: to accomplish the 11 commandments of jokes in order to put people back on the right track of laughter by pushing back the limits of stupidity. waltzing in weightlessness at an altitude of 15,000 meters, flooding a house to turn it into a swimming pool, rollerblading under sleeping pills.
Writer
The world is going bad, humans are no longer laughing, the situation is serious. the god of jokes has only one solution: michaël youn and his gang! their mission: to accomplish the 11 commandments of jokes in order to put people back on the right track of laughter by pushing back the limits of stupidity. waltzing in weightlessness at an altitude of 15,000 meters, flooding a house to turn it into a swimming pool, rollerblading under sleeping pills.
Writer
After an evening of drinking, six men find themselves in front of The God of the Joke. Distressed to find that people aren't laughing anymore, He gives the six friends a mission: to save the world with the Eleven Commandments of the Joke. The men enthusiastically take on their task. They undertake various tests aimed at pushing the limits of stupidity.
Vincent
After an evening of drinking, six men find themselves in front of The God of the Joke. Distressed to find that people aren't laughing anymore, He gives the six friends a mission: to save the world with the Eleven Commandments of the Joke. The men enthusiastically take on their task. They undertake various tests aimed at pushing the limits of stupidity.
Scotch
Alphonse Brown, who firmly believes he is the bastard son of James Brown, meets up with his best friend Scotch after Brown gets out of jail. On their way to Paris to begin careers as recording artists, the pair stumbles across a potent type of marijuana that was engineered by the Nazis. Their decision to begin selling the stuff leads to a variety of people chasing after them.
