American Adventure (2000)
Жанр : комедия
Время выполнения : 8М
Директор : Troy Miller
Краткое содержание
Aka National Lampoon's American Adventure
Пятьсот лет назад Моргана Лефей - самая сильная колдунья, присоединилась к Великому Безымянному в борьбе против сил света. Но Великий Безымянный - повелитель астрального мира проиграл битву из-за Мограны. Теперь, что бы искупить свою вину Моргана отправляется на землю. У неё есть только три дня, что бы убить хранителя силы Линдмера, или приемника его силы, доктора психиатрического отделения, Стивена Стрейнджа. Сам доктор Стрейндж даже не подозревает о том, что в мире есть колдовство, а сам он является необычным человеком, который должен сам выбрать свою судьбу.
Все смешалось в общежитии университета Билинглсей! До Рождества — три дня, студенты охвачены предпраздничной лихорадкой. Они безумствуют на вечеринках, предаются бурному веселью и падают жертвами стрел шаловливого Купидона. Кипят страсти, бушуют гормоны, играет кровь! А между тем неминуемо надвигаются экзамены, строгие профессора не дадут спуску прогульщикам и лентяям. Но Макмартин Холл и думать забыл о книгах, он твердо решил, что его умник-братец должен непременно расстаться с невинностью до наступления Нового Года. Для реализации коварного замысла он оплатил услуги профессионалки экстра-класса, знойной красотки Доминик. Она приникает в общежитие, но идеальный план неожиданно дает сбой: в это же время в университет по программе обмена студентами прибывает очаровательная француженка, почти не говорящая по-английски. Ее имя тоже Доминик…
Alex West is a man who roomed with Norman Bates at the state lunatic asylum for nearly 20 years. After Bates' death, Alex finds that he is in Norman's will as the inheritor of the Bates Motel, which has been vacant since Norman's arrest. Alex travels to Bates' California hometown and with a little help from a teenage runaway, Willie, Alex struggles to re-open the motel for business, only to have strange things happen. Is someone trying to drive him away, or is the motel really haunted by the ghost of Norman's mother?
Недалекое будущее. Мир, в котором запрещена любовь, потому что любовь - болезнь, опаснейшая амор делириа, и человеку, нарушившему запрет, грозит жестокое наказание. Посему любой гражданин, достигший восемнадцатилетнего возраста, обязан пройти процедуру освобождения от памяти прошлого, несущего в себе микробы болезни. Это история Лины, девушки, которой до процедуры остается несколько месяцев. И она наверняка повторила бы судьбу большинства законопослушных граждан, если бы не встретила человека, резко изменившего ее взгляд на окружающий мир.
From National Lampoon, the masters of raunchy comedy, comes a summer tale of beers, babes, and bros! In the surf town of Ventura, California, JD's surf board is stolen by a surfer from Los Angeles...a crime that cannot go unpunished. Gathering his friends and the local surf hero, Mike Mooney, they take a road trip to LA to get the surfboard back, then return to Ventura for the wildest summer party ever!
A professor, who has been paralyzed in an attack by mob hitmen, builds a suit that enables him to walk and fight crime.
В пустошах мрачного будущего великие города воздвиглись и пали, первобытные чудовища заполонили дикие земли, а воры и дикари населяют разрозненные грязные городишки. Со студеного севера пришел воин, известный как Коргот, и лишь его беспощадная свирепость может помочь ему выжить в этом мире…
Charlie Chan comes out of retirement to investigate a murder case aboard the yacht of a wealthy Greek shipping tycoon.
A young boy is transported to a magical realm to become its hero.
This pilot for the TV series stars Pernell Roberts as Jim Conrad, who runs an airport, much to the chagrin of his boss, "his way." In this, two plots run - a kid whose parents are splitting up decides to take off in a little red prop plane (and Conrad talks him down), and thieves played by the handsome Tab Hunter and his truly ugly sidekicks try to steal a money shipment. Roberts was replaced by Lloyd Bridges when the show went to series.
In the year 2082, the Earth was invaded by aliens after it was long determine that existence of extra terrestrials was long thought to be science fiction. Major cities crumbled from the destruction of the beings from beyond the stars. The invasion came to a halt when Earth's own armed forces led by Col. John Robinson fought off the invaders and thus Earth won the battle which came to be known as "Robinson's Raid". 15 years have passed by and John Robinson attends a ceremony for his retirement from his services in defending the Earth from alien threat. This disfunctional family is one of the fewest families chosen to be part of the space program that is heading for a planet called Nova which will become occupied with a new farming colony.
Based on the award-winning comic book by Mike Mignola (creator of Hellboy), The Amazing Screw-On Head chronicles the adventures of a Civil War-era secret agent with an extraordinary special power who serves under president Abraham Lincoln.
When Yoyotoki HappyEars! and her fox family accidentally land on Mytholopia, they find themselves in a land where mythical creatures rule and magic is the norm. Although they try to keep their lives as normal as possible (and their jelly bean pot pie business up and running), the unusual citizens of Mytholopia stir up their lives in extraordinary ways! Together with her buddies Steak and Hotwings, Yoyotoki discovers the magic in just being herself-and learns the hard way that you should never trust a Medusa snake to give you directions..
America's three top leisure-time activities come roaring to life in National Lampoon's Favorite Deadly Sins. This film consists of three short stories: Greed (Joe Mantegna), Anger (Andrew Clay) and Lust (Denis Leary).
Due to a home-steading law, a fur trapper schemes to keep his land by hiring a hooker, a pickpocket and a thief to pose as his family.
A young, down-on-his-luck resident of hell is given a chance to redeem himself by signing up a down-on-his-luck retail accountant to sell his soul to Lucifer.
In this unsold TV pilot, an astronaut enters a vortex and crash-lands on a parallel planet where he's not welcome.
Eight years ago, Cheyenne Indians attacked the Baudine Family wagon and captured Morgan (Kurt Russell), whom they renamed Two Persons. Now Two Persons, raised in the ways of the Indians, has been reunited with his brother Quentin (Tim Matheson), a doctor and a stranger to frontier ways. Together the brothers set out in search of their sister Patricia, who was also captured and who Two Persons believes is still alive.
Made-for-tv movie, the pilot for a "Brady Bunch" revival series, "The Brady Brides." Jan and Marcia have met the men of their dreams and decide to tie the knot. They agree to hold the weddings together in the family's back yard, but fight over whether to have a modern ceremony or a traditional one. Can the marriages be saved? All of the original cast members (except cousin Oliver) put in a return appearance.