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Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody (2012)

An erotic twist on the long-running TV series

Жанр : фэнтези, комедия, боевик, приключения

Время выполнения : 2Ч 48М

Директор : Jordan Septo

Краткое содержание

Xena and Gabrielle are on a journey to help a friend in need in the adult feature Xena XXX. They find their long time friend and confidant, Hercules, who is on his own journey. Together they face both mortals and dogs from their past, some are friend and some are foe. Whether they are on or off their battlefield, devouring their enemies, or devouring each other, the encounters are always intense and epic. When the dust settles and the action appears to be over, Xena and Gabrielle have their long awaited intimate time together that brings the excitement up to a whole new level!

Актеры

Phoenix Marie
Phoenix Marie
Xena
Rocco Reed
Rocco Reed
Hercules
Seth Gamble
Seth Gamble
Cupid
Lexi Belle
Lexi Belle
Gabrielle
Nicole Aniston
Nicole Aniston
Aphrodite
Juelz Ventura
Juelz Ventura
Alti
Lee Stone
Lee Stone
Draco
Tommy Pistol
Tommy Pistol
Autolcycus
Tommy Gunn
Tommy Gunn
Ares
Chanel Preston
Chanel Preston
Bar wench
Randi Wright
Randi Wright
Bar wench

Экипажи

Jordan Septo
Jordan Septo
Director
Gina Lassen
Gina Lassen
Producer
Paul Woodcrest
Paul Woodcrest
Camera Operator
Alex Ladd
Alex Ladd
Camera Operator
Roberto Sotello
Roberto Sotello
Hairstylist
Lisa Sloane
Lisa Sloane
Makeup Artist
Castle Corsetry
Castle Corsetry
Costume Design
Jordan Septo
Jordan Septo
Editor
Freddy Fingers
Freddy Fingers
Sound Recordist
Jordan Septo
Jordan Septo
Producer
Tim Weske
Tim Weske
Fight Choreographer

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