Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody (2012)
An erotic twist on the long-running TV series
Жанр : фэнтези, комедия, боевик, приключения
Время выполнения : 2Ч 48М
Директор : Jordan Septo
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Xena and Gabrielle are on a journey to help a friend in need in the adult feature Xena XXX. They find their long time friend and confidant, Hercules, who is on his own journey. Together they face both mortals and dogs from their past, some are friend and some are foe. Whether they are on or off their battlefield, devouring their enemies, or devouring each other, the encounters are always intense and epic. When the dust settles and the action appears to be over, Xena and Gabrielle have their long awaited intimate time together that brings the excitement up to a whole new level!
Set in modern times, Alex finds King Arthur's sword Excalibur and must prove himself worthy of it.
A race of Amazon warriors is enslaving the men of a country, and the mighty Thor is called upon to help them regain their freedom.
Set in 1896, "Tjoet Nja' Dhien" celebrates one of Indonesia's great heroes who fought for independence from the Dutch. The pious Muslim people of Aceh, a city that had flourished since ancient times as a trade port, enter into a fierce war with the Dutch. Tjoet Nja' Dhien, the widow of a rebel leader operating in Aceh in Sumatra, assumes the leadership when her husband Teuku Uma is killed in an ambush. Dhien's charismatic presence and power of survival motivate the locals to join and later continue their opposition to the Dutch. Despite personal obstacles, she remained in the thick of the struggle for ten years.
Jiao is framed for rape and murder (and, later, two more murders) by Chen and his son - the same people who framed Jiao's father and left him orphaned. Into the mix comes THE LADY OF THE LAW, Miss Leng, whose job it is to find the guilty. This she does, and she and Jiao find themselves battling pretty much everyone else who's appeared in the movie up to this point.
Feng Fei Fei, an excellent swordswoman, seeks revenge with her nephew for the murder of her old sister, who got killed by some rogues on her way home. She soon finds out that the murderer is the son of her father's best friend and her future husband.
Raised to be a righteous martial artist, Yuan kicks off the story proper by finding a cave containing a skeleton, a treasure map, and a manual teaching him the Golden Snake style. Obeying a request hidden in the manual to give a portion of the treasure to the Golden Snake's old girlfriend, Yuan begins to seek the woman out - on the way solving the riddle of the Golden Snake, and how he came to his end.
When Harriet Zapper is hired to find the identity of Karel Duval, and the true heir to the Duval family fortune, a bloody trail of murders leads the Big Zapper from London to the South of France and into a hornet's nest of betrayal and death.
Франция, XVI век. Став жертвой несправедливости, потеряв состояние и любимую жену, Михаэль Кольхаас собирает армию и предает страну огню и мечу, чтобы отомстить обидчикам и восстановить свои попранные права.
Hsiao Yen, a Young Country girl, has come to the city to find work. Her first job is as a maid-servant. She is told by the hunchback servant Lei Kung, that the master of the house is an invalid cripple who never leaves his room. One night, Hsiao Yen's screams bring Ta Tseng, the Chauffeur, to the rescue of Wang Ma, an old servant, who has tried to hang herself...
Samurai and Smiling Sam are two famous martial arts masters in Central China. On the night before the big martial arts competition, someone murders the Empress, and the two swordsmen are framed for the crime. Determined to clear their name, they soon uncover a heinous plot that must be stopped. Meanwhile, a third swordsman, Big Knife, tries to track the pair down so he can join their fight.
Джонатан, учитель танцев из Бостона 1820-х годов, едет навестить родственников, но его похищают пираты. Он становится рабом, однако ему удаётся совершить побег, когда они пришвартовываются в Лас-Пальмас, где губернатор Дон Эмилио и его прекрасная дочь Серафина принимают его за предводителя пиратов. Джонатан арестован и приговорён к смертной казни. Когда на город нападают мародёры, которыми командует коварный дон Бальтазар, жених Серафины, Джонатан снова убегает и организует сопротивление.
During the raging war between the Toyotomi and Tokugawa clans, the swordsman Mohei (whose family has been completely decimated) is recruited by Toyotomi to overcome the seat of power, Osaka Castle. Mohei's daredevil skills will be put to severe tests.
A young man sets out on a quest to free his parents who were imprisoned on a remote and secret island by a rogue immortal king guided by an evil wizard.
Фрэнк и Сара недавно переехали в провинцию, чтобы воспитать своего годовалого сына Адама подальше от хаоса и загрязнений большого города. В глубине души Сара опасается жить вдали от цивилизации, и её страх усиливается, когда однажды утром она замечает во дворе их дома постороннего человека. Фрэнк уверяет её, что все в порядке, но Сара всё равно оставляет сообщение в офис шерифа. Тем же вечером они оставляют Адама с родителями Сары в городе, чтобы позволить себе побыть друг с другом наедине. Они и не догадываются, что злоумышленник уже проник в их дом и превратил его в ловушку, замуровав окна и отключив систему обеспечения безопасности. И вот, когда они возвращаются домой, романтический вечер постепенно сходит на нет, уступая место живому кошмару. Начинается финальная игра в кошки-мышки.
Irishman Charles Wogan wields his sword in the cause of James Stuart who seeks to replace George I on the throne of England.
The broker Erich arrives with his prostitute at an apartment, already populated by three men. Abusive games, dancing and flirting occur. Things eventually degenerates completely.
As the Shogun lays dying, seventeen Iga clan ninja are sent to infiltrate the impenetrable fortress where his youngest son is preparing to storm Edo Castle and name himself Shogun by force of arms. They are to either steal the documents that will eventually give him lawful claim to rulership, or they are to assassinate him. But even before they reach the castle walls, they find their every move countered by a ruthless ninja hunter in the employ of the would-be usurper (Konoe), who not only knows their every tactic but knows the exact make-up of their team thanks to his own spies within Edo Castle. As the Iga Ninja fall one by one, the mission's success or complete failure--where failure will result in a bloody war of succession--comes to hinge on a single young and inexperienced ninja (Kotaro).
Enter The Dragon Gate and prepare for a pulse pounding journey into the nether regions of the mind and soul. When his girlfriend is kidnapped, a sword wielding warrior, Ken, willingly thrusts himself into an alternate dimension to rescue her. The action is fast and furious as our hero battles legions of blood-thirsty assassins. Seduced by an evil temptress, redeemed by the Sword Goddess of the lake. Ken can escape only if he can answer the riddle of 23 questions!
Garo: Soukoku no Maryu (lit. Blue Cries of the Demon Dragon) is the second film to the Garo series. The film serves as an epilogue after Makai Senki and leads up to The One Who Shines in the Darkness. The story continues after the events of Makai Senki. Having made a contract with Gajari, Kouga Saejima honors his end of the deal by traveling to the Promised Land to retrieve a part of Gajari: the Fang of Sorrow. After Kouga defeated Sigma, Gajari transported him to the Promised Land, however, his quest had unexpected results.
Молодая женщина нанимается для ухода за пожилым человеком, который живёт на острове. Когда она приезжает туда, человек предупреждает её, что его дочери опасны...
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