Too Weak to Work (1943)

Чтобы подготовить новобранцев к войне во Вьетнаме, в США построен самый совершенный тренировочный центр. Это место, существующее по своим, особым законам, пользуется дурной славой. Большинство попавших туда, жалеют о том, что они вообще родились.Это адская фабрика, где молодых ребят превращают в боевые машины, хладнокровных убийц, способных не задумываясь выполнить любой приказ. У этой системы свои, жесткие методы воздействия.И после такой тренировки, война во Вьетнаме будет доставлять удовольствие. Однако среди массы новобранцев находится тот, кто пытается оставаться человеком. Он лидер, и способен повести за собой остальных, но чем закончится этот путь, сложно даже представить…

Легендарные моряки Папай и Синдбад вступают в бой, чтобы выяснить кто из них самый великий.

Olive Oyl's screenplay for an Aladdin movie comes to life and Popeye battles for control of a genie in this, the last of the three Popeye color films.

Tom has been out late carousing with his chums. When he gets home, Mammy won't take any excuses, and insists he stay awake; Jerry, overhearing, thus tries a number of schemes to get Tom to sleep.

Popeye and Bluto fight for the love of Olive Oyl in their debut short, featuring Betty Boop.

Christmas Eve, and Sniffles is determined to stay awake to see Santa. Not an easy task.

William Tell shoots an arrow, barely missing Popeye, then tells Popeye that he has just lost his son in an unfortunate arrow incident. Tell then defies the High Governor and is ordered to shoot an apple off his son's head; Popeye stands in for his son.

The villain: Professor I. Stare, hypnotist, frustrated by not having anyone to practice on. He cold-calls Olive at random while Popeye is pitching woo and hypnotizes her over the phone into coming to his office.

Bluto's in the Army; he tries to sneak off base, but can't. Popeye passes by, Bluto invites him in, then swaps uniforms. Popeye ends up in a tank drill.

Popeye and Bluto agree that women are too much trouble, so they agree to swear off them, which lasts about five seconds, until Olive comes on board ship for a tour. The boys vie for her attention.

Popeye and Bluto pass by Olive's blacksmith shop and are smitten. Olive needs help, and of course both of the boys offer, and demonstrate their prowess at blacksmithing.

Popeye has a new car; Olive wants a driving lesson. Things don't go well.

Popeye skates over to Olive's house to give her a Christmas present: ice skates of her own. While he's teaching her, Bluto skates up and gets fresh; of course, Popeye fights him. When Olive rejects Bluto again, he sends her careening on an ice floe towards a waterfall.

Gunfights are diminishing the population (1864- for the time being) in the tough Western town of Cactus Corners.

Popeye's Pappy takes a flagpole sitting job atop a tall building without telling Popeye. Popeye goes to rescue him, but he doesn't want to go until an electrical storm hits.

Olive invites Popeye over for a hamburger dinner. His roommate Wimpy hears this and disguises himself as Popeye. Wimpy fast-talks himself into the dinner, but eventually falls victim to spinach.

Popeye's 99-year-old father won't admit he's too old to help Popeye build a ship. Popeye tells him to build one side while he builds the other; Pappy's side is a mess. He falls asleep helping hoist the mast. While Pappy sleeps, Popeye rebuilds his side and finishes the above-decks, with a little help from spinach, of course.

Popeye and Olive are at the premiere of Popeye's new movie. He gets a little too wrapped up in the movie, interacting with it at various points, and even handing the screen version of himself a can of spinach. The movie itself is the story of Aladdin, minus the songs and about half the footage of the short it's cut from.

Popeye runs a small airport, and Pappy wants to be a pilot.

Popeye takes Olive to the zoo, where she's spotted by zookeeper Bluto, who tries various stunts to impress her and/or get rid of Popeye.