Shira: The Vampire Samurai (2005)
Part vampire. Part samurai. All woman. Blood, sex, and kung fu! Half Human. Half Vampire. A Woman Between Two Worlds.
Жанр : ужасы, боевик, приключения
Время выполнения : 0М
Директор : Jeff Centauri
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