Dark Minions (2013)
Жанр : фантастика, мультфильм, комедия
Время выполнения : 25М
Директор : Ross Shuman
Краткое содержание
Two slackers try to make a paycheck working an intergalactic warship.
Пятьсот лет назад Моргана Лефей - самая сильная колдунья, присоединилась к Великому Безымянному в борьбе против сил света. Но Великий Безымянный - повелитель астрального мира проиграл битву из-за Мограны. Теперь, что бы искупить свою вину Моргана отправляется на землю. У неё есть только три дня, что бы убить хранителя силы Линдмера, или приемника его силы, доктора психиатрического отделения, Стивена Стрейнджа. Сам доктор Стрейндж даже не подозревает о том, что в мире есть колдовство, а сам он является необычным человеком, который должен сам выбрать свою судьбу.
Alex West is a man who roomed with Norman Bates at the state lunatic asylum for nearly 20 years. After Bates' death, Alex finds that he is in Norman's will as the inheritor of the Bates Motel, which has been vacant since Norman's arrest. Alex travels to Bates' California hometown and with a little help from a teenage runaway, Willie, Alex struggles to re-open the motel for business, only to have strange things happen. Is someone trying to drive him away, or is the motel really haunted by the ghost of Norman's mother?
Недалекое будущее. Мир, в котором запрещена любовь, потому что любовь - болезнь, опаснейшая амор делириа, и человеку, нарушившему запрет, грозит жестокое наказание. Посему любой гражданин, достигший восемнадцатилетнего возраста, обязан пройти процедуру освобождения от памяти прошлого, несущего в себе микробы болезни. Это история Лины, девушки, которой до процедуры остается несколько месяцев. И она наверняка повторила бы судьбу большинства законопослушных граждан, если бы не встретила человека, резко изменившего ее взгляд на окружающий мир.
Based on the award-winning comic book by Mike Mignola (creator of Hellboy), The Amazing Screw-On Head chronicles the adventures of a Civil War-era secret agent with an extraordinary special power who serves under president Abraham Lincoln.
A newspaper publisher listens to the personal tapes of investigative reporter David Norliss, who has disappeared during an investigation. The tapes tell the story of that investigation, involving a recent widow whose late husband has been seen working in his private studio. As Norliss and the widow investigate, they unravel a plot involving Voodoo and the walking dead.
A professor, who has been paralyzed in an attack by mob hitmen, builds a suit that enables him to walk and fight crime.
Not so much a film about the apocalypse as Araki's previous effort Nowhere was, This Is How The World Ends was a TV Pilot episode for a series that was to be presented on MTV about a group of sexually-active teenagers in Los Angeles..
В пустошах мрачного будущего великие города воздвиглись и пали, первобытные чудовища заполонили дикие земли, а воры и дикари населяют разрозненные грязные городишки. Со студеного севера пришел воин, известный как Коргот, и лишь его беспощадная свирепость может помочь ему выжить в этом мире…
In May, 2005, The Dudes were hired to create a pilot for Fox.
Due to a home-steading law, a fur trapper schemes to keep his land by hiring a hooker, a pickpocket and a thief to pose as his family.
In the year 2082, the Earth was invaded by aliens after it was long determine that existence of extra terrestrials was long thought to be science fiction. Major cities crumbled from the destruction of the beings from beyond the stars. The invasion came to a halt when Earth's own armed forces led by Col. John Robinson fought off the invaders and thus Earth won the battle which came to be known as "Robinson's Raid". 15 years have passed by and John Robinson attends a ceremony for his retirement from his services in defending the Earth from alien threat. This disfunctional family is one of the fewest families chosen to be part of the space program that is heading for a planet called Nova which will become occupied with a new farming colony.
In futuristic Los Angeles, a crime-fighting organization known as Condor goes up against the Black Widow, a female master criminal. The Black Widow steals the national security code and threatens to blow up Hollywood unless her old enemy, Proctor, a Condor operative, is turned over to her.
A television producer decides to find out the whereabouts of a former movie actress whose career has long since faded, then discovers that his inquiries have set off a string of murders.
Made-for-tv movie, the pilot for a "Brady Bunch" revival series, "The Brady Brides." Jan and Marcia have met the men of their dreams and decide to tie the knot. They agree to hold the weddings together in the family's back yard, but fight over whether to have a modern ceremony or a traditional one. Can the marriages be saved? All of the original cast members (except cousin Oliver) put in a return appearance.
In this unsold TV pilot, an astronaut enters a vortex and crash-lands on a parallel planet where he's not welcome.
In 2006, an experiment of the Department of Energy in hot fusion to produce energy releases a storm in time along 240 minutes, changing history. Only the personnel in the core of the laboratory know the true story and now they need to fix points in the history that have been punctually changed. The bureaucrat and former Marine Doug Phillips is a family man that is recruited by his friend Flynn to join an expedition to 1944 due to his great knowledge of the Battle of Hürtgen Forest in Germany. The team formed by Doug, Flynn, Toni Newman, J.D. and Wix is assigned to find a monk from 1546 that has been accidentally transported to the spot and is the carrier of Black Plague.
In this made-for-TV movie, an alien lands on earth, and decides that he needs to take a job in order to raise money to build a spaceship so he can get back to his home planet.
Tom Kovack is a hard-nosed race car driver until a sudden supernatural vision causes a near-fatal crash while he's hurtling down the backstretch at 140 miles per hour. Michele Brent is the woman who convinces Kovack that his visions are significant. She leads him to the manor house that appeared in his vision, which in turn leads him into a world of revenge and murder from beyond the grave. Kovack must tap into his newfound power to conquer the evil forces at work.
Charlie Chan comes out of retirement to investigate a murder case aboard the yacht of a wealthy Greek shipping tycoon.
Documentary about Fidel Castro, covering 40 years of Cuban Revolution. Rare Fidel Castro footage: he appears swimming with a bodyguard, visiting his childhood home and school, playing with his friend Nelson Mandela, meeting kid Elián Gonzalez, and celebrating his birthday with the Buena Vista Social Club group.
Ricky Bell, an all-pro running back with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who died of a rare muscle disease in the prime of his career. The plot centers on Bell's relationship with a father-less handicapped boy, and his efforts to be a big brother to him. The boy ends up being an inspiration for Bell when his disease makes the athlete more afflicted than the boy.
Largely considered to be the greatest American author, Mark Twain is celebrated in this exhaustive documentary by filmmaker Ken Burns.
Set in contemporary Manhattan, it follows four young people as they start their first jobs at a news website.
Lewis Black goes on tirade after tirade about stupidity in America. He covers everything from corporate greed and Martha Stewart to WMDs and homeland security.
Lewis Black stars in his second HBO solo special, an all-new hour of frenetic, take-no-prisoners stand-up comedy, taped before a live audience at the Warner Theatre in Washington, DC. Lewis Black: Red, White & Screwed features Black's opinions and insights into such issues as the State of the Union, abortion, frozen embryos, defecation habits, fossils, bad language, FEMA and, of course, Dick Cheney's aim.
The story of Jack Johnson, the first African American Heavyweight boxing champion.
1809 год. Ричард Шарп, сержант 2-го батальона 95-го стрелкового полка, за спасение жизни сэру Артуру Уэйсли получает звание лейтенанта. Вскоре выясняется, что отданные ему под командование солдаты — это недисциплинированная банда отбросов общества, не собирающаяся его принимать в качестве офицера. Первое его задание — найти Джеймса Ротшильда, пропавшего в Каса Антигуа агента с ценными бумагами. Тут же Шарп влюбляется в лидера испанских партизан — Терезу Морено…
Фильм рассказывает о судьбе Иосифа Сталина, человека, сыгравшего огромную роль в истории нашей страны, а также об участи, постигшей его врагов, соратников и семью. Повествование ведется от лица его дочери Светланы.
История о становлении мега-хакера с мельбурнских окраин, примерно конец 80-х — начало 90-х, когда молодой Ассанж в компании таких же (или менее привлекательных) товарищей взламывал правительственные сайты. За героем гоняется полицейский инспектор Кэн Робертс, а мать Ассанжа, Кристин — усталая эксцентричная дама — всячески его защищает.
An ugly girl undergoes plastic surgery and becomes beautiful. She then takes revenge on all the people who mistreated her when she was ugly.
От начала до наших дней, путешествие на скорости света по истории самой Вселенной и жизни на Земле.
Суперзвезда бейсбола, любимец всей Америки, человек, который ужинал с президентом и охотился с Хемингуэем — это Тайрус Раймонд Кобб. Желчный, разбитый болезнью, ненавидящий всех и всё — это тоже Кобб. Какой же из них настоящий? Это и предстоит решить зрителю ленты о легенде американского спорта.
Jack Rebney is the most famous man you've never heard of - after cursing his way through a Winnebago sales video, Rebney's outrageously funny outtakes became an underground sensation and made him an internet superstar. Filmmaker Ben Steinbauer journeys to the top of a mountain to find the recluse who unwittingly became the "Winnebago Man".
This lengthy docudrama records the harrowing conditions at the Confederacy's most notorious prisoner-of-war camp. The drama unfolds through the eyes of a company of Union soldiers captured at the Battle of Cold Harbor, VA, in June 1864, and shipped to the camp in southern Georgia. A private, Josiah Day, and his sergeant try to hold their company together in the face of squalid living conditions, inhumane punishments, and a gang of predatory fellow prisoners called the Raiders.
История взлетов и падений легендарного уличного баскетболиста Эрла Маниго по прозвищу «Козел».
A film about the noted American linguist/political dissident and his warning about corporate media's role in modern propaganda.
История боксера, который был отправлен в концлагерь во время Второй мировой войны. Там ему предстоит день ото дня в прямом и переносном смысле сражаться за свою жизнь.
Наркотики, вибраторы, вульгарности и пошлости — всё это и есть концерт Джима Джеффриса.
Фильм знаменитого режиссёра Роланда Джоффе расскажет Вам об истории создания самого страшного оружия на Земле. Ньюман играет сурового генерала Лесли Гроувза, который руководит совершенно секретным проектом «Манхэттен».