Ко всем чертям! (2021)
«Тяжелая работа никогда никого не убивала. До сих пор»
Жанр : ужасы, комедия
Время выполнения : 1Ч 28М
Директор : Chris Baugh
Краткое содержание
Где-то в ирландской глубинке в чистом поле уже много веков стоит груда камней, которая по легенде считается могилой самого древнего вампира. Местный парень Юджин хоть и любит с приятелями разыгрывать доверчивых туристов, отводя их к этой достопримечательности и пугая, сам в подобные сказки не верит. Но вскоре на этом самом месте трагически гибнет его лучший друг, а через несколько дней во время ремонтных работ на той же местности сторож-забулдыга вдруг начинает кидаться на парня с целью его покусать. Теперь Юджину и строительной бригаде его отца предстоит отбиваться от нашествия вампиров.
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
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