Zombie Dearest (2009)
Witch's wart and demon's mole... You get one wish on the dead man's pole.
Жанр : ужасы, комедия
Время выполнения : 1Ч 25М
Директор : David Kemker
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When failed comic Gus Lawton pushes his wife too far, he finds himself chasing her across the country to the abandoned farmhouse of her childhood. Given the choice between losing Deborah or living by her plan, Gus gets busy fixing up the old place. Starting with the septic tank. In a moment of desperation, he digs up the very thing he needs, a zombie who'll do anything he wants... for now, anyway. As the zombie's own desires threaten their plans, Gus and Deborah come together in a desperate struggle to get what they want, regardless of the cost. Zombie Dearest is a genre-bender that speaks to the "living dead" - the hunger and the horror - in all of us. It's a wild ride that's both smartly comic and deeply quirky.
Баланс Силы снова нарушен, и события развиваются с невероятной скоростью! Рей, Финну, вездесущему дроиду BB-8 и другим героям предстоит опасная схватка с могущественным Первым Орденом.
Татуин. Планета-пустыня. Уже постаревший рыцарь Джедай Оби Ван Кеноби спасает молодого Люка Скайуокера, когда тот пытается отыскать пропавшего дроида. С этого момента Люк осознает свое истинное назначение: он один из рыцарей Джедай. В то время как гражданская война охватила галактику, а войска повстанцев ведут бои против сил злого Императора, к Люку и Оби Вану присоединяется отчаянный пилот-наемник Хан Соло, и в сопровождении двух дроидов, R2D2 и C-3PO, этот необычный отряд отправляется на поиски предводителя повстанцев — принцессы Леи.
Через тридцать лет после гибели Дарта Вейдера и Императора галактика по-прежнему в опасности. Государственное образование Новый Порядок во главе с их таинственным верховным лидером Сноуком и его правой рукой Кайло Реном идёт по стопам Империи, пытаясь захватить всю власть. В это нелёгкое время судьба сводит юную девушку Рей и бывшего штурмовика Нового Порядка Финна с героями времён войны с Империей — Ханом Соло, Чубаккой и Королевой Леей. Вместе они должны дать бой Новому Порядку, однако настаёт тот момент, когда становится очевидно, что лишь джедаи могут остановить Сноука и Кайло Рена. И в галактике в живых остаётся только один.
At the end of civilization, zombies greatly outnumber humans and everyday is a fight to see tomorrow. Just when he is about to give up that fight, rugged wanderer John Knox winds up being saved by a ragtag group of survivors lead by a man named Moses. After initial suspicion, Knox proves his worth and slips into his new family in the wasteland, but one day a war party of maniacal raiders assaults the camp, killing or kidnapping everybody in sight. It's up to Knox and the few who escaped the attack to gather what resources they can (including zombies!) and launch an all-or-nothing attack on the raiders' home fortress.
A dead horse infects two men with a disease that turns them in to overacting, poorly made up zombies. As they carry on defecating and vomiting on each other they contaminate a field of yeast, giving two Nazi-wannabes the idea of buying the infected field, selling the yeast in home wine-brewing kits and destroying the rest of humanity by spreading the infection.
Mad Max meets Dawn of the Dead with a Spaghetti Western flavor.
A bunch of zombies that are used by the government to fight in a major war in the near future get launched into space. The space shuttle gets caught in a time warp and returns to Earth in the present day. Naturally, the zombies get loose and terrorize a motley assortment of folks who are trapped inside a high school.
When the world ended...His story began.
Assistant professor Orlan Sands is rescued from muggers by Spithrachne, the leader of an evil spider-themed cult. As payback, Orlan is asked to steal a magic urn discovered as an artifact in an archeological dig. Knowing he'll be killed if he refuses, he turns to his friend Jack Chase, a martial arts champion, for protection. Unfortunately, Jack is killed by Spithrachne, and his newly-engaged fiancee Maggie blames Orlan for Jack's death. But Orlan still needs protection, so he asks voodoo priest Brother Banjo for help, and help he gets...Jack, raised from the dead as a ninja corpse!
After a pharmaceutical company develops a new wonder drug, its customers turn into zombies. T. K. Kane, a mysterious outsider, arrives in a community terrorized by local warlord Adam. Kane protects the community and hunts down the zombies plaguing the community.
There is a new evil, and you have no idea what's coming... When college roommates Mark and Tom go out for a night at the bar, the last thing they expected to find was a machete wielding stranger and a horde of the undead. With the help of amateur photographer and video store clerk Raven, the unlikely party fights their way into an epic conflict between the living... and the dead.
An evil demonic scarecrow resurrects the dead as ravenous cannibalistic zombies who feast on the living. A motley assortment of folks who include a bunch of bickering college kids, a trio of dangerous escaped convicts, an equally lethal pair of savage hoodlums, and three sisters do their best to stay alive and survive this harrowing ordeal.
The conclusion to the Zombie Planet trilogy.
There is nowhere to hide...nowhere to run...the Zombie Apocalypse has come, and our world now belongs to the dead! From Ireland, Canada, Australia, Europe and all over the U.S., the bone-chilling news reports tell the same gruesome tale - walking corpses terrorize and devour the living. Only a few desperate humans find the courage to stand and fight for their last chance at survival. But the hordes of undead keep coming, and there's only one thing on the menu - us.
In 2015, the world's powers will destroy each other. As always, the world population is suffering. When bacteriological weapons are also used, it happens: the undead rise from their graves and eat the living, which in turn mutate into zombies and go on a manhunt.
Captain English permits Mr. Walkes to board his ship bound for Bali, only to learn Walkes is unwelcome at virtually every port, forcing English to endure his increasingly unwelcome guest.
A young couple plans to have a rockabilly themed wedding out at the old farm, despite warnings of a West Nile Virus outbreak. Things go horribly wrong when the virus spawns zombie-creating mosquitoes, who begin to feed on the wedding guests.
A meltdown at a nuclear power plant turns a bunch of folks into lethal shambling flesh-eating zombies who go on a gory rampage.
Фильм о страстном фотографе дикой природы — Люке, который уделяет больше внимания природе, чем своей жизни. В результате чего страдают его отношения с реальным миром. Девушка бросает его и так начинается его путь во тьму…
После нескольких лет затяжной войны, лишь небольшой группке повстанцев, удается выжить в пост-апокалиптическом мире, где власть находится в руках зомби. Лидер группы людей, Брайан, обнаруживает страшную тайну: у зомби созданы специальные отдельные резервуары, где они выращивают живых людей, для того, чтобы в последствии их съесть. Всех этих людей необходимо спасти. Но как это сделать, когда сам находишься в бегах от мертвых тварей, не чувствующих усталость.
