Jens Andersen

Jens Andersen

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Jens Andersen

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The Swine
Безжалостная бизнес-леди похищает молодых женщин в рамках биохакерского эксперимента, направленного на то, чтобы обратить вспять процесс старения. Когда Миа начинает собственное расследование, она оказывается в подземном медицинском учреждении, где ее ждут ужасные пытки.
Wonderful Copenhagen
Carsten
The Way to Mandalay
John's Stepfather
The Way to Mandalay tells the story of one of Denmark's greatest and most beloved musicians. The film takes us on a journey from Mogenson's childhood to manhood and throughout his career which spanned more than twenty years, first with great success in a popular vocal group and later as a successful solo artist. There is a long period that John Mogensen can never be satisfied and he is confused by what are the things he truely loves and is willing to do everything for. Is it the music, the stage, the fame or his family?
Small Town Killers
Bent
The two tradesmen Ib and Edward are tired of their lifeless marriages and dream of living the good life from the stash of money they've earned moonlighting for years. After a huge fight with their wives the two men get drunk and hire a Russian contract killer to do a hit on their spouses. But they have badly underestimated their wives, and this becomes the start of an absurd journey where Ib and Edward to their own horror end at the top of a kill list.
Et knæk
Frank
People Get Eaten
Kenny
Herluf lives a complacent life with his wife Inger-Lise. Their daily routines are only interrupted by their daughter's marriages, the third now about to take place. But Herluf's problems are more serious than an indecisive daughter, his wife is cheating on him and he's started forgetting things at work. And one day Herluf doesn't return home.
Kolbøttefabrikken
Anklager
When Acacia, an alternative treatment therapist, is sentenced to a mental examination on a psychiatric ward, she's looking forward to the opportunity to help a lot of new people. She's convinced that she can give her fellow patients more quality of life with clairvoyance, hypnosis and coffee readings than strong medication can. Her new methods quickly spread joy on the ward, but the medication-happy Dr. Bergstroem refuses to surrender to Acacia's strange, new-age methods. According to him she is very ill and the only solution is heavy medication.
Сыщики
Матильда обеспокоена положением дел в мире со всем его загрязнением окружающей среды, бедностью и социальным неравенством. Она решает основать детективное агентство с целью помогать самым уязвимым членам общества.
The Oasis
Tom
Tom is a lonely soul who never really understood that thing called love, to him a great and uncharted mystery. But upon meeting Laura he is suddenly and unexpectedly made to feel the effects of love for the first time. Now, caught in a love triangle, Tom is about to discover exactly what lengths he'll go to for the woman he loves.
Sort kaffe & vinyl
Jacob
Тарзан-размазня
Karsten
Ваня — типичный лузер и неудачник. Над ним измываются в школе и пилят дома. Однажды он решает измениться и тут же встречает… самую настоящую ведьму. Та соглашается исполнить любое его желание. Парень выбирает суперсилу. Но колдунья оказалась непутевой и выполнила просьбу всего на один день! Можно ли изменить свою жизнь за 24 часа, обладая шикарной внешностью? Наш маленький Геракл Ваня ответит на этот вопрос!
Охотник за башкой
35-летний Мартин Винге, бывший бизнес-журналист, а теперь успешный рекрутёр, подбирающий топ-персонал для крупных корпораций, человек со сложной судьбой. Однажды Мартину поступает заказ от г-на Зигера — пожилого владельца судоходного и нефтяного скандинавского концерна. Мартин должен подобрать преемника корпорации, способного руководить концерном в новое время и альтернативного собственному сыну и наследнику г-на Зигера — Даниэлю Зигеру. Взявшись за подбор кандидатов, Мартин вскоре обнаруживает, что у руководства концерна есть и другие планы относительно будущего корпорации. Становясь пешкой в жестокой и алчной игре за власть, Мартин и близкие ему люди становятся заложниками бескомпромиссной схватки.
Deliver Us from Evil
Lars
In search of a new lifestyle, Johannes and his wife Pernille leave the city and move with their two children to Johannes’ childhood town in the country. When Johannes’ drunken brother Lars accidently runs over Anna, a local, and plants false evidence pointing at the emigrant Alain, Johannes stands up to defend Alain. But it comes with a price.
Anja & Viktor - Flaming Love
Arne
Finally, Viktor becomes a fireman, while Anja still do not have the great success of the advertising agency. Fortunately, they have each other and everything is bright as Anja gets a great opportunity at the office while being pregnant. Then Viktor just figure out how to be soft father, understanding man and tough firefighter at once. But how hard can it be?
What's Wrong with This Picture?
A snapshot of the state of the Danish nation: in one of the stories, a woman enters a pole-sitting contest in a desperate bid to reinvent herself. Another is about Erik, whose wife has been lobbying a Better Homes and Gardens type magazine to do a spread on their perfect home. When the editors finally relent, she makes Erik sip his red wine in the laundry room lest he stain their cream-colored couches. Svend, the last remaining Marxist in Copenhagen, is the impassioned organizer of a political mass meeting where no one shows up. Finally, Jens, a pizza and porno connoisseur, connives his way to some booty by convincing Gry the model that he lives with his mentally challenged brother. Over the course of a week, their paths cross and nothing, and nobody, is ever quite the same again.
Polle fiction
Polle
The whole plot in this crazy comedy movie is a story about a geeky and nerdy guy called Polle, who lives in a little village named Snave, which is far out in the Danish countryside. Even though he has turned 30, he's is still living with his parents, and he's kind of an outsider in the little town. The only sort of "friends" he actually has, are three totally much more insane yokels named Heino, Jøgge and Knasti, who are always spending their time, doing live tough for poor Polle.