Azucena Hernández

Three sisters leave Cuba in search of a better life in Madrid. While there, they encounter, among other things, other Cuban expatriates.

Потерявший работу каменщик Леандро пытается ограбить табачную лавку доньи Хусты. Вместе со своим молодым учеником Точо он врывается в магазин и взламывает кассу, в которой почти не оказывается денег. В отчаянии от неудачи незадачливые грабители пытаются найти спрятанную хозяйкой «заначку», но безрезультатно. Между тем о попытке ограбления становится известно соседям, которые вызывают полицию. Прибывшие стражи порядка оцепляют территорию, внутри которой, по их мнению, двое преступников удерживают в заложниках донью Хусту и ее племянницу. Оказавшиеся взаперти вместе со своими пленителями женщины быстро нашли с ними общий язык…

Julian Cazorla, a political leftist, is caught by his wife and her mother in adultery. The mother, determined to apply the law of retaliation ("eye for an eye and horn by horn") assures his son that his wife will deceive him with his best friend. Meanwhile, Agapito Berlinches, a right-wing politician, surprises the president of his party with a young girl in his office; Agapito mounted such a mess trying to explain the event that the press has just published that he is gay and was caught with a transvestite. when Cazorla read the press decides to introduce Berlinches as his best friend.

Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar, “Mio Cid”, is in love with Jimena, but the Count of Oviedo, his father, challenges him to a duel and is killed. He before him curses Rodrigo, that if he marries Jimena, he will lose his manly faculties. And, in fact, when he gets married, Rodrigo becomes effeminate.

Фильм рассказывает о жизни свободолюбивых и независимых амазонок. Они могут делать почти всё без мужчин: жить, сражаться, всё кроме одного: рожать детей. Они так и говорят, мужчины нам нужны только для того «Чтобы семя заронить в чрево твое…». Главная героиня фильма — амазонка Андра, и она как и её соплеменницы считает, что мужчины лишние в этой жизни. По определённым причинам Андра отправляется в дальний путь — её ждёт много встреч с новыми людьми и масса нежданных открытий.

Divided into three grotesque stories of absurd humor that, as the title suggests, are based on life, love and death.

A man falls in love with his friend's wife and plots the different ways to get rid of his current wife and also his friend so he can have his new found love all to himself.

Spain, 1982. In a small Spanish town produces special shock announcement of the next election. And above all, the political forces in center and right are moved to the claim that the Socialists will win by a landslide. Then begins the hunt for possible partnerships. Each of the delegates of the center parties want to win the favor of the delegate of the PSOE in the area.

Saturnino, a young archaeologist, bourgeois and wealthy, lives in a luxurious mansion. He receives a visit from his old teacher, Don Felipe, accompanied by his daughter and a monumental mummy he has just discovered in one of his excavations in the Upper Nile. The Mummy, was in his time a princess and has on his bandages a curse, that when it breaks ... it will be dedicated to chasing and raping all the men it finds in its path.

An evil witch brings back to life the infamous Elizabeth Bathory, who was executed several hundred years previously for murdering young women and bathing in their blood.

A hit man working for the Yakuza double crosses his employers and flees with a cache of diamonds from the latest heist. Injured and hiding in the mountain regions of Spain, with Japanese assassins in hot pursuit, he takes refuge in the home of a local doctor and his two daughters who nurse him back to health and hide him from his pursuers, taking drastic and murderous measures to protect him... for they have plans of their own in store for their current guest.

Juan, Pepe and repeaters are three young usual repeaters at a religious school. For Easter, the friends decide to organize a study trip to Paris and through Campitos nerd, negotiate the trip with the rector. This agrees with one condition: they are accompanied by a teacher.

In a small provincial town on the Spanish coast, a conflict arises between prostitutes and a group of devout women, annoyed by the presence of prostitutes in their locality. The tension is increasing and the prostitutes are asking Carmelo, the local pharmacist, to intercede for them. He, who goes out with Asunción, one of the women facing the heteros, refuses. To convince Carmelo, prostitutes force him to have sex with them. Due to the pleasure of this experience he changes his mind.

A sex party at a movie producer's house ends with traumatic results for a young couple.