Steef Cuijpers

After restaurant owner Chang dies, the whole town of Obdam is in deep mourning for 'their Chinese'. The always loyal Yung Ling (34) is forced to keep the struggling Chinese Indian restaurant Happy Palace running with her brother Lok Man (32), an artist and the most eccentric of the family. Unresolved feelings are getting in the way of cooperation, but their pragmatic mother Suk Wai (56) sees an opportunity to unite the shattered family.

Young actor Amir yearns for success, yet his impatience steers him into a nightmare.

After the death of his wife, pig farmer Ronald is responsible for the care of their daughter and the farm. The ever stricter environmental requirements hang around his neck like a millstone. When, to make matters worse, animal activist Erik, unaware of Ronald's situation, starts an ever stronger hate campaign against him, Ronald is desperate.

When her neighbor disappears avid joint smoker Gizem starts an inquiry and gets mixed up in a search filled with burglars, mysterious clues and comfortable mattresses.

Since the pregnancy of his now ex-girlfriend Asha, Dennis (21) is beset by feelings of guilt concerning his Nigerian father’s death sixteen years ago. Plagued by nightmares about the frozen lake his dad drowned himself in, he wants to move back in with his mother. His anxieties seem to be sparked by the imminent birth of his first child. In this drama, a voodoo curse seems to be the only way for Dennis to cast off this burden lying on himself and his loved ones.

Young and ambitious detective Alize has just returned from maternity leave. During a murder investigation, she discovers the complex and tragic truth behind the murder of a female rapper. However, Alize's investigation soon puts her at odds with her superiors.

Пилот боевого корабля отправляется назад в прошлое, чтобы спасти мир будущего от экологической катастрофы, но после путешествия сквозь время ей снова становится 12 лет, из-за чего все перестают воспринимать её всерьёз.

The undocumented refugee Sabr (35) works in the Dutch illegal male prostitution. Short, gritty drama about the tragic cycle of abuse, dominance and power. Following his feature debut Paradise Drifters, Mees Peijnenburg presents a short, gritty and significantly less hopeful portrait, in his by now idiosyncratic, poetic-realistic style. The 35-year-old undocumented refugee Saba is caught within illegal male prostitution. His date with a john turns out different than expected, when several men are present at the meeting address. Should he pass over the money and run the risk they will call the police? Sort drama about the tragic cycle of abuse, dominance and power.

The story of Ismail Abdoul, a promising young boxer getting caught between his sporting carreer and his rising fame in the criminal underworld.

Трое бездомных молодых людей отправляются в путешествие из Нидерландов в Южную Европу в поисках денег, любви и счастья.

Политик Хербен вынужден временно стать мэром небольшого городка. Вскоре он узнаёт, что в городе орудуют наркодилеры, и в это же время его сын влюбляется во внучку местного бандита.

Cato is given the opportunity to become a partner in a commercial office where there is a need for change. Cato seems to be the right person to teach the grumpy lawyers a bit of morale.

Determined to live the high life and make their mark, a trio of audacious teenagers sets out on a riotous quest across Amsterdam to get into the city's most exclusive nightclub.

The young, successful vet Isa is a little unsure about her body and love. Ruben is the perfect man. Good looking, works with his hands and loves his labrador Bo dearly. One day when Isa saves Bo from a chocolate poisoning, she falls for his owner like a glove. And he for her, but Isa doesn't dare to believe ...

A young photographer moves back in with his mother and has to adjust to his old hometown. Things get more challenging when she appoints him as her dating coach in order to spend more time together.

As the whole country is preparing for the World Cup, all characters are confronted with the Dutch ‘Orange Fever’, which seems to either bring them closer together, or drift them apart.

A group of middle-aged former bandmates reunite to scatter the ashes of their deceased lead singer, only to have their bond put to the test by the unexpected presence of one of the friends' twenty-something girlfriend.

In his short stories, Israeli writer Etgar Keret mixes fantasy and reality. His own life story also comes across as a modern fairy tale. In this hybrid documentary, the filmmakers investigate why storytelling is essential for Keret's survival.

Five thirty-something men in as many separate segments struggle to grapple with the relentless absurdity of their respective existences.

Алкоголик и низкобюджетный каскадер Рон Гусенс должен "затащить в койку" самую успешную актрису Нидерландов для того, чтобы спасти свой брак. Преуспеет ли он в этом деле? Новая эпатажная комедия от сценаристов/режиссеров "Новые парни Турбо", "Новые парни Нитро" и "Братаны важнее девчёнок".

18-year-old Layla, a Dutch girl with Moroccan roots, joins a group of radical Muslims. She encounters a world that nurtures her ideas initally, but finally confronts her with an impossible choice.

Семья Тима переезжает из большого города на побережье, где родители решили начать свой бизнес, купив заброшенную гостиницу. В тайном отделении подвала Тим обнаруживает криогенную камеру, а в ней замороженного человека. Когда тот приходит в себя, оказывается, что это супершпион по имени Симон, который расследовал сложное дело в 1974-м году. Симон с трудом приспосабливается к новой действительности, но он должен завершить свое расследование. Тим решает ему помочь.

В Амстердаме конца 90-х, писатель оказался вовлечен в историю с торговцем наркотиками, продажным полицейским и агентом отдела внутренних расследований.

Sixteen-year-old Anne grows up in the isolated Biesbosch area, where spacious fields and power pylons define the landscape. With a group of friends, she spends a sultry summer holiday there trying to make the leap to maturity. But this shared experience turns into a conflict situation when Anna develops feelings for the tough girl Lena. Coming-of-age drama about growing pains, the inevitable end of childhood and choosing your own life - no matter how confusing your environment may find it.

Маджид является талантливым кикбоксером. Его боевая доблесть приносит ему известность как на ринге, так и вне его. Но постепенно граница между кикбоксингом и преступной деятельностью начинает размываться, и Маджид перестает понимать, чего же он хочет на самом деле…

Ronald Plasmeyer (Ruben Van Der Meer) is a small-time Amsterdam detective, struggling with financial problems because of his gambling habit. When the Chinese crime boss Hao threatens Ronald's ex-wife and son to get his money back, Ronald comes up with a plan that will solve all his problems. Ronald enlists two petty criminals (Ton Kas and René Van 't Hof) to rob an illegal poker tournament he's taking part in, providing him with a perfect alibi. Quick, simple and non-violent; the plan is foolproof... until people start getting killed. Soon, Ronald's partners take off with the money, leaving him empty handed. To make matters worse Ronald's colleagues in the police force begin to suspect him of the robbery, setting the stage for a nerve-racking game of cat and mouse. Ronald is all-in... holding the worst hand of his life.

Lena is a lonely, plump adolescent girl. Much to her surprise she gets a relationship with the popular but unreliable Daan. Lena moves in with Daan and his strange father Tom and is willing to do a lot for his love. More than a lot.

В названии фильма, как и книги, по которой он снят, преднамеренно используется первая фраза расхожих голландских мальчиковых анекдотов. Этот анекдот, однако, оказывается совсем не смешным. Южанин-провинциал Стейн становится успешным рекламщиком в Амстердаме, женится на не менее успешной коллеге Кармен, с рождением дочери они переезжают в большой загородный дом. И тут «судьба стучится в дверь».