Zorzin
Todor, a Serbian smuggler in Trieste, Italy, earns his daily bread by smuggling fake brand cigarettes. He sails out in a small boat to collect his freight if there is enough mist to make his illegal mission possible. One day he reluctantly accepts a much larger cargo. In the crate he finds a wounded and drugged woman. Todor decides not to deliver the freight and takes the woman home with him. He takes a chest full of stones to his client and it soon becomes apparent that he has got himself into big trouble with this manoeuvre. Todor takes care of the woman, who slowly but surely overcomes her fear of him. By the time he manages to get her a passport, an unbreakable bond has silently grown between them and he asks her to go away with him. Fate decides otherwise.
Lou
Простому парню Хорти достается весьма необычный приз. Ему представляется возможность отправиться в Англию и своими глазами увидеть, как покидает порт величественный «Титаник». Ночь накануне грандиозного события сводит его с загадочной девушкой Мари, горничной с «Титаника». Между ними вспыхивает мимолетный страстный роман. Утром «Титаник» отплывает, унося с собой Мари, но волею случая к Хорти попадает ее фото. По возвращении домой Хорти делится своими «яркими» воспоминаниями с друзьями. На следующий день по просьбе слушателей рассказ повторяется, обрастая новыми деталями. Известие о гибели «Титаника» привлекает еще большую аудиторию, превращая рассказы Хорти в прибыльное шоу. Однако есть в его истории одна необъяснимая загадка, способная разрушить этот красивый миф.
In this romantic story, a couple (Michel Serrault and Virna Lisi) who have been married for over forty years are forced to separate, one to each of their two children's families, when they can no longer pay the rent on their longtime apartment. Absence, in this case, refreshes their memory of the love they have shared, and they take to meeting one another furtively in hotel rooms for sex and affection. One summer, as each of their daughters families takes them on separate vacations, they have had enough, and elope, finding contentment as lighthouse keepers off the coast of Sicily.
Ferruccio, who knows everything about camels, and Camillo, who acts as his manager, go to Milan to take part in a telequiz.