Humberto Elizondo

Humberto Elizondo

Рождение : 1947-07-19, Mexico City, Distrito Federal, Mexico

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Humberto Elizondo

Фильмы

The Zebra
El General Quesada
During the Mexican Revolution, Leandro and Odón, two war vultures, find a zebra. They mistakenly believe this to be an American horse and thus begin a journey in search of General Obregón, who they assume, will appoint them as colonels given their peculiar beast of burden. They partake in several adventures during their journey.
Los Siete
Seven bandits are threatening the inhabitants of a town, forcing them to sale their lands. When the identity of the leader of these thieves is discovered, there is no other choice than to kill the one who saw his face, provoking the rage of the powerful landowner Juan Arroyo, who has decided to fight the villains and protect the lands along his brother and a beautiful cowgirl.
El cártel
Pedro Santana
Based on Mexico's current criminal climate, EL CÁRTEL is a rare look into the values and practices of the world's most intriguing and enigmatic industry - the multi-billion dollar business of drug trafficking. When Jules Land, a naïve business journalist, approaches Mexico's most notorious drug cartel and requests an audience with its leader, a one-time-priest turned murderous cutthroat, he quickl
Бандитки
Governor
Мексика, 1888 год. Две очаровательные налетчицы — образованная европейка и грубоватая мексиканка — наводят ужас на банки Дикого Запада. Никто не может противостоять их изобретательности и неустрашимости. И, тем более, никто не может устоять перед их красотой.
La raza de Michoacán
Bajas pasiones
Reclusorio III
3 real life stories taken from the Mexican police archive.
Маска Зорро
Don Julio
Стареющий герой, отдавший все силы борьбе за справедливость, проведший десятилетия в темнице, потерявший жену и дочь, передает свои знания, умения и черную маску молодому отчаянному бойцу, который отныне и будет сражаться с теми, кто вершит зло.
Reclusorio
Acusador (segment 'Sangre entre mujeres")
The human and divine justice are exposed through five real life stories related to the legal processes of a prison. The cases presented are: "I want to stay in jail", "Blood between women", "The raped prostitute", "The kidnapped policeman", and "Euthanasia or murder?"
Suerte en la vida (La Lotería III)
Five stories that tell the tale of winning the lottery in Mexico and how it changes lives.
Amor a la medida
Pop musician lives out a situation in which he throws over a good woman for a bad woman and then discovers the terrible secrets of her checkered past... or does he?
Стрелок
Guzman
Карл Сервиго похищает 400 миллионов долларов — деньги крупного наркобарона Лумеса. Он прячет деньги в небольшой яхте и отправляется за своим братом Дени, сидящем в тюрьме, но люди Луиса находят и убивают Карла. В надежде найти деньги наркобарон отправляет своих людей на поиски Дени, который сбегает из тюрьмы. Дени Сервиго ищут все — и полиция, и бандиты, потому что только он может знать название яхты с деньгами.
Traficantes de Niños
Film about child trafficking in México.
Undressed and Unruly
A beautiful woman is abandoned by her husband during their honeymoon, she stays alone in the hotel where she meets other guests and listen to their stories.
Love Bubbles
Hembra o macho
A lawyer fears he's gay after falling for a girl he thinks is a transvestite.
Isla para tres
El Mofles en Acapulco
Sleazy comedic character "El Mofles" goes to Acapulco where he gets unknowingly involved with a robbery.
Dos camioneros con suerte
Two truckers find love with the little help of a special cologne!
Satanic Sect: Messenger of the Lord
A satanic preacher comes to a small town where he unleashed the terror of the inhabitants.
Rosa de dos aromas
Two women meet by accident and discover that they both have 10 year+ relationships with the same man. Also, unrelated subplots involving other women.
007: Лицензия на убийство
Hotel Assistant Manager (as Umberto Elizondo)
Не успев как следует насладиться прелестями семейной жизни, молодожен Феликс, агент ЦРУ и старый друг Джеймса Бонда, на собственной шкуре познает все коварство и жестокость колумбийской наркомафии. Его красавицу жену умышленно лишают жизни, а его самого бросают на съедение акулам. Агента 007 безусловно не устраивает такое отношение к его друзьям и он, нарушив все инструкции и приказы, но не забыв прихватить с собой множество хитроумных примочек из шпионского арсенала, отправляется на поиски кровожадного наркобарона.
Los hermanos Machorro
Aging rancher reaches out to absorb an illegitimate son from long ago into his family. That son turns out to be a big ol' hairdresser; will he ever fit into the rodeoin' machista ranch society?
Pancho el Sancho
Don't go to work, don't go out for a drink with friends, and most importantly, don't leave your wife at home alone! Pancho El Sancho is on the prowl.
Sabadazo (Sábado, D.F.)
Realizing that he's out of touch with "the common people," a Mexico City politician spends a weekend slumming among the plebes he's supposed to represent.
Los plomeros y las ficheras
A cop goes undercover as a mobster and gets a plumber involved in his mess. Meanwhile, a producer falls in love with a drag queen that isn't what she seems to be...
Central camionera
El macho
Lindoro and her father Venus are two peasants. Micaela, Lindoro girlfriend gets work on a farm where he steals a charro suit and a horse, and leaves with his father in search of adventure.
The Son of Peter the Knife
El Filos
The legend of "Peter The Knife" continues in this popular sequel to one of Mexico's all-time blockbusters. Following in his infamous father's footsteps, Peter, Jr. manages to get more than his fair share of the love of beautiful women...and the hatred of his enemies. Action and drama from New York to Acapulco.
El otro
Conductor del tren
A novelist travels to the country to learn the problems of a friend's shy son and runs into an intruder.
The Making of a Killer
Bent on avenging the death of his gambling addicted father, Julian Carrera (Valentín Trujillo) embarks on a violent spree with deadly consequences.
Yako, cazador de malditos
The first 15 minutes of the film are absolute force! I heard speak a so pornöse Synchro such bad dialogues rarely. The relationship between Yako and its friend works so ridiculously in scene set that it resembles indeed a relevation for B-Movie-fans. In addition it gives to only be very memorable Opening Credits, which is so mismatching, like it could - any further purchase to the film is not opened for me.\n\n\nThen it goes off into the forest.
El rey de la vecindad
Marcos
Sentimental comedy about ups and downs in a working-class neighborhood.
Violent Stories
Five surreal short stories make up this Mexican anthology film.
El judicial
Law enforcement vs drug-traffickers: two buddy cops etc etc etc.
Дюна
Czigo (uncredited)
Планета Арракис, также известная под названием Дюна, год 10991. Это арена борьбы между злом и благородством, мир тончайших и опаснейших интриг. Гигантские песчаные черви длиной в целую милю сторожат бесценное сокровище - меланжевую пряность, позволяющую путешествовать сквозь Пространство и Время. Тот, кто контролирует пряность, контролирует Вселенную. Народ Дюны ожидает пришествия Мессии, который поведет их на священную войну против династии злобных Харконненов. И Мессия является. Им становится юный Пол Атрейдес, сын герцога Лито, предательски убитого Харконненами с одобрения Императора. Полу предстоит великая миссия, которая навсегда изменит судьбу всей галактической империи…
Siempre en domingo
Behind the scenes at a popular TV variety show, highly fictionalized.
Escuela de placer
Heirs of a bankrupt relative decide that the only way they can avoid sacrificing their inherited property to pay debts is by opening a brothel.
Por un vestido de novia
Young woman's character flaws and aristocratic pretensions become an obstacle when she falls in love and decides to marry. Numerous lives are ruined.
Dos de abajo
Two bozo construction workers discover a cache of 19th century gold coins while demolishing a building.
Buenas y con... movidas
Eleutelio the Milkman
Sex-worker tries to pose as a society matron long enough to receive a visit from her daughter, the daughter's fiancé and his family.
Chile Picante
(segment "Los Compadres")
A woman uses her husband's money to open a beauty parlor/spa... so she'll have a place to meet with her lover.
Me lleva la tristeza
A dumped boyfriend uses his money and social position to ruin the lives of his ex and her new husband. Also some crime stuff.
El ánima de Sayula
Juan Charrasqueado y Gabino Barrera
Revolution-era Mexico: two well-known bandits hook up, then join forces with an outlaw woman.
El diablo en persona
Delfino
Young rural-gentry dude sows wild oats, settles down to raise a family, and fights in the Revolution, all at the same time.
El Bronco
Boxer fights his way up toward a world championship and faces ups and downs in his love life.
El rey de los albures
Solo para damas
A group of women visit a nightclub. They are all attracted to him main dancer and try to win him over without the others knowing. Him taking advantage the situation, create a plan to manipulate them.
The Seven Cucas
A worker's wife and six pretty daughters are desired by all the men in their little town, so he decides to move his family elsewhere.
Como México no hay dos
Miguel
Rags-to-riches story about the rise of a fictional ranchera-music superstar.
Ni modo... así somos
Sketch-comedy collection, heavy on the 'sketchy'.
The Big Dead Dog
Cabo Valdemar
In a small town a dead dog lays on the middle of the main street. A bureaucratic process begins to determine who is responsible for removing it
The Great Victory
The adventures and misadventures the popular singer Rigo Tovar, his relationships, trips and unparalleled successes
Perro callejero 2
El preso No. 9
Domestic melodrama about infidelity set against an illegal immigration/"making a better life" background.
The Death of Palomo
When a dedicated jockey finds that the local politicians are not to be trusted and begins to feel his romance with a beautiful woman slowly slipping away, his last-ditch effort to risk it all for his trusted horse Palomo shows that sometimes animals are truly man's best friend.
Persecución y muerte de Benjamín Argumedo
General Argumedo refuses to disband his troops at the end of the Mexican Revolution because he doesn't trust the new regime.
Memorias de un visitador médico
A pharmaceutical salesman travels around the country and has sexual adventures in every place, but no woman really interests him. When returning from one of his travels, he is hit by a car and falls in love with the driver, but none of his tactics of conquest get results. Written by Anonymous
Las tentadoras
El siete vidas
Roving gambler teams up with a small-town priest to break the bank at a local casino that's sucking the townspeople dry.
Perro callejero
Chava
An abandoned child steals to survive and has problems when he decides to steal from the priest who helps him.
Muñecas de medianoche
Two young men go into hiding to escape from a contract killer; they put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
El valiente vive... hasta que el cobarde quiere
The arrival of a new school-teacher to a small town triggers various large and small upheavals, including the Police Chief's total meltdown into raging psychosis.
Call Me Mike
Rampazo
After being unjustly accused of corruption and seriously injured in prison, Miguel's personality will merge with the characters he reads in his police novels.
The Year of the Plague
R. C. Jiménez, journalist
A terrible disease is found in a Mexican town. A doctor tries to alert the authorities when he discovers its epidemic nature. No one listen to him and soon after the disease spreads. The government tries to control the information in order to prevent panic. (IMDb)
El circo de Capulina
Two unethical businessmen are trying to swindle Capulina and his niece out of a piece of real-estate, but Capulina wants to use that vacant lot to present a circus.
Death in Cold Blood
A man is murdered. His father tracks the killer, hoping to get revenge before the police capture him. What happened to cause his son's death is gradually revealed.
El Arracadas
Mariano Landeros is sworn by his mother to look for the murderer of his father at all costs, the proof would bring that Doroteo Carrillo earring snatched his mother when it happened the asesinato.Mariano part unstoppably to find the murderer finding in the way love, hate and violence.
The Dried Butterflies
A disturbed middle aged writer becomes obsessed with a little boy who reminds her of a former lover.
Mil caminos tiene la muerte
Crooked detective
A gang of bikers wrecks havoc.
El mexicano
The Vampires of Coyoacan
Ticket Clerk
In the service of Satan, a murderous vampire is turning wrestlers into his unwitting thrall, and it's up to Mil Máscaras and Superzan to stop him and save the world.