Aaron Bland

A newly single man eases the pain of his midlife crisis by launching a public access talk show.

What happens when two lonely losers and one wild party animal hit the beach for some hot fun in the summer sun? Can they learn to be cool or is cool something you're born with? You'll find out in this hilarious summer beach comedy from Astron-6 that holds its own against the other great beach comedies of years gone by, such as Weekend at Bernie's, Jacob's Ladder, and Hardbodies.

Five fresh faced camp counselors arrive at Camp Ena, a place where teenage boys and girls learn to experience the joys of nature, as well as each other. A military virus released into the environment twenty years earlier has a deadly effect on the counsellor's genitals causing their erotic games to turn deadly. If you like "Zombi 3", "Friday the 13th Part VII", or just STDs in general, you'll wish H.I.Z. would never end.

This film is Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan meets The Gold Rush. The story follows the cliché carbon copy of the late 80’s Slasher movie set in the film style of a picture of the early 20’s silent film era.