Pietro Zardini

Pietro Zardini

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Pietro Zardini

Фильмы

Doppio misto
Father of Virginia
Two married couples horn each other .. choosing the same vacant apartment as the place of the escapade! How many misunderstandings can arise in this continuous game of doors that open and close?
Troppo forte
Old Man on the Beach
Oscar dreams of becoming an actor or a stuntman. To contact a manufacturer he stages an accident and consequently injures a young actress, then tries to limit the damage by taking the girl to his home.
Bertoldo, Bertoldino, and Cacasenno
oste
During the reign of King Alboin, the peasant Bertoldo, sly and smart, manages to always get away with pranks and pleasantires with great mastery, and, even if his clumsy wife Marcolfa and their foolish son Bertoldino always put him in trouble, his shrewdness and acumen save him from any unfortunate situation...
Se tutto va bene siamo rovinati
Contrabass player
The Yellow Panther
Signore Anziano Sul Bus
Pasquale Bellachioma, the unfortunate Police Commissioner, creates a "master stroke" that can finally put it to light before their superiors, but the results is continuous failure.
Vieni avanti cretino
Radames
Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.
An Ideal Adventure
prete sull'ambulanza
Patricia, a journalist, is fed up with all the stupid chores and being ridiculed by her colleagues. To show her talent, she challenges her director Eugenio to test her. She will write a good article, but if she fails she will sleep with him.
Полоса невезения
guardiano dell'autorimessa
Марио Мильо, санитар в больнице, делит свои будни между постылой работой и скучной семейной жизнью. Неожиданно он выигрывает в лотерею роскошную машину, но террористы крадут её и используют для своей акции. Марио арестован и отправлен в тюрьму. Он спасает себя, дав ложное признание, в то время как его жена становится богатой, продав фальшивый документ.
Bollenti spiriti
benzinaio (uncredited)
Giovanni is a rich Italian aristocrat. He inherit a castle occupied by the ghost of an ancestor. Part of the inheritance is of a young beautiful blonde tourist, far relative of Giovanni. The two have to pay a ticket to the ghost to be free to own the castle. Guess what?
I Fichissimi
proprietario del banco dei pegni
Romeo (Jerry Calà) e Felice (Diego Abatantuono), sono due ragazzi a capo di due band rivali che si sbeffeggiano di continuo. Il primo lavora con l'amico Renato (Mauro Di Francesco) in un garage dove l'avvocato Colombo (Ugo Bologna) lascia in custodia la sua Ferrari, Felice invece fornisce i fruttivendoli di Milano a bordo di un'Ape. Un giorno Romeo conosce Giulietta (Simona Mariani) in metropolitana, la ragazza fa la cassiera in un bar ed è la sorella di Felice, ma questo Romeo lo scoprirà solo dopo. Quando Felice, ad una festa mascherata, scoprirà la tresca, scoppierà il pandemonio: mentre Felice cercherà di far sposare la sorella col il proprietario del bar dove lavora (Renato Cecchetto), Romeo finirà in carcere per tentata rapina. Sarà l'avvocato Colombo a togliere dai guai Romeo durante il processo e quindi a permettergli di precipitarsi in chiesa per impedire il matrimonio della sua amata.
Teste di quoio
Segretario
Фантоцци против всех
Rag. Fonelli
Третий фильм о злоключениях бухгалтера Уго Фантоцци. К унижениям на работе, опять добавляются личные проблемы. Ночи, проведенные перед телевизором в поисках какого-нибудь эротического фильма… Забавная слежка за женой, увлеченной брутальным булочником. Существование туповатого Фантоцци — настоящая одиссея грустных, и в тоже время, необычайно смешных событий.
Индийский кактус
Mazzetti, vicino di casa
В провинциальном городке местный ловелас решает соблазнить жену мэра, однако переоценивает свои силы.
Fun Is Beautiful
'Pirata'
Three stories set in summer Rome, three characters all played by Verdone: an awkward young man meets a Spanish tourist; another one plans a trip towards East with a suitcase full of stockings and biro pens; a hippie is visited by his father, who tries to convince him to get back home.
My Loves
Tassista
Annalisa is married to Marco, a journalist too busy with her career, who neglects her even though she loves him deeply. He therefore decides to find another husband, the university professor Antonio, who marries without the first being able to notice it. Until she gets pregnant. David di Donatello 1979 for Monica Vitti.
White Fang and the Kid
The town drunk of Gallatin, Missouri is former outlaw Franky James, brother of Jesse James. He is reformed by a woman, a young boy and a dog. He helps rid the town of corrupt town boss Mr. Morgan.
How to Lose a Wife and Find a Lover
The Undertaker
Alberto deceived by his wife, goes to some place in the mountains to escape. There he meets a woman who was there for the same reasons that he was.
Io tigro, tu tigri, egli tigra
uomo in auto (2° episodio)
Three short stories full of absurd Italian humor. Episode 1: Oddjobs man Elia is hired to be a waiter and soon finds himself caught up in a plot to knock off his mistress (in more ways than one). Episode 2: Della is convinced that aliens are on their way to consume the world and before long ends up a guinea pig on a spaceship from the planet Phobos. Episode 3: Roberto becomes a Bersaglieri in the Italian army and nearly causes a war between Italy and Switzerland over a packet of cigarettes.
Horse Fever
Bruno Fioretti, known as "Mandrake", is an inveterate gambler who never misses a day at the horse racing track in Rome. He is doubly unlucky: he bets too much on one horse, and his wife is sleeping with his best friend because Mandrake is always at the track. Penniless and cuckolded, Mandrake decides to make one last bet.
Второй трагический Фантоцци
Rag. Fonelli
Его жена уехала к маме. А он решил устроить мальчишник: друзья, пиво, девушки, танцы. Через три часа пиво кончилось, девушки разделись. А жена вернулась за любимым зонтиком…
Two hearts, a Chapel
Ricettatore
Aristide receives a big inheritance from his mother, but when he meets a beautiful redhead at the cemetery, his life changes unexpectedly.
Фантоцци
Rag. Fonelli
Уго Фантоцци всю жизнь работает младшим бухгалтером, ездит на работу в автобусе, никогда не изменял жене. Начальство ни разу не повысило ему зарплату, женщины его не замечают, а коллеги не помнят, как его зовут. В самом начале первого фильма о недотепе жена звонит ему на работу, так как его нет дома уже 17-ый день, но никто даже не заметил его отсутствия. Оказывается, его случайно замуровали в отсеке старых лифтов. Зритель узнает Уго, его семью, коллег по работе, о его любви к синьорине Сильвани. Настоящий цирк устраивает он в японском ресторане, а Новый Год, проведенный с Уго, не забудется никогда…
The Union
Costanzo D'Alessio
A Sicilian worker, a member of the internal commission in a factory in Bergamasco, believes he has won it over the owner because he has obtained important improvements, but the astute employer sells the company to a multinational company.
One Appreciated Professional of Sure Future
Giacomo - the sacristan
The young lawyer Vincenzo, Lucetta's new husband, daughter of a building speculator, discovers, on the night of the wedding, that he can not fulfill his duty as husband.
Madness
A group of young adults go to a remote villa to do drugs and party, little realizing a woman-hating serial killer who's just escaped from an asylum is hiding out there.
A Prostitute Serving the Public and in Compliance with the Laws of the State
A hooker, mother of two, leaves her abusing husband for a young boxer. On the street she gets assaulted and beaten by pimps.