David Lucieer

Determined to launch their sexual wellness startup with a bang, two friends set out to produce a female-friendly adult film.

With the very first day of high school right around the corner, a final summer night turns out to be a deciding moment between childhood and adulthood for a close-knit group of friends, when one of them mysteriously disappears.

The pirates feel right at home in Sandborough, but the atmosphere cools right down when the ninjas come to live in the street. After all, pirates and ninjas are sworn enemies! While pirate captain Hector Blunderbuss struggles to get rid of his new neighbours, son Billy and ninja daughter Yuka become friends. The pirates challenge the ninjas to the ultimate battle at the village's annual hexathlon. Who will win the match? Ninjas are faster and more agile of course, but pirates are the best cheats in all of the seven seas...

В скучном городке Линдсборо всё меняется, когда туда приплывает семейство пиратов. Смогут ли горожане подружиться с незваными гостями? Ведь им предстоит помешать злобным планам Кривого Корнелиуса.

While everyone is at home because of the Corona virus, chemistry teacher Gerri van Vlokhoven goes viral in his not-so-white underwear.

A married "change guru" decides to leave his wife for his younger mistress, but an inconvenient death in the family puts his breakup plans on hold.

Four friends who are nearly turning 30 need to work together in order to fulfill their dreams.

Incredibly enough, one day before the start of his pension and just hours before his 65th birthday, window cleaner Alfred suddenly finds himself stricken by vertigo. A 64-year and 364-day journey through glass and lather reveals why he is afraid to either go up or go down the ladder. And whilst he finds himself to be an accidental Cupid by hitting anyone but himself with his arrows, it’s not until that particular day, 44 years after meeting Dirkje for the first time, that he realizes he has to point the arrow at himself.

Every spring, there comes a day when women appear on the streets wearing skirts. Love is in the air on skirt day and the film follows sixteen colourful characters who attend a ‘Cooking Class for Singles.’ They hope to find their match during cooking speed-dates. Will ambitious lawyer Marijke win from her sexy best-friend Danielle? And is the shy Edwin able to put to practice what he learned through lessons on ‘how to seduce a woman’? And what about the founders of the Cooking Class: Alexandra and Bor. Is their marriage as good as Alexandra so desperately needs it to be? We follow them and other characters in this modern day romantic comedy on their collective journey in finding true love.

Шестеро друзей отправляются на праздник под названием "Snееkwееk", который идет целую неделю. Они пытаются в пьянках и беспорядочной половой жизни забыть о страшной тайне, которая связывает их уже 2 года. Но прошлое неумолимо настигает их.

Five monks live harmoniously in the monastery but suddenly their peace is disturbed by a gang of construction workers. The leader of the church sold the monastery to the town council, and now their beloved home is destined to become a spa! The monks' desperate attempts to stop this situation seem in vain, but then - a miracle! The monastery is saved. But that is just the start of their troubles...

Футболист Кевин только что заключил выгодный контракт с мадридским Реалом. Он вряд ли понимает, что делать со свалившимся на него богатством, но его подруга Эльза знает, как Кевин должен тратить свои миллионы… Две 40-летних подруги Джеки и Ирма хотя и проводят отпуск вместе, но имеют разные представления об идеальном отдыхе: Джеки предпочитает тусоваться с молодыми горячими парнями, тогда как Ирме милее спокойный отдых на пляже с книгой… Братья Дилан и Бойд мечтают стать DJ-звездами мирового класса… Пути всех этих героев пересекаются на острове Ибица.

В названии фильма, как и книги, по которой он снят, преднамеренно используется первая фраза расхожих голландских мальчиковых анекдотов. Этот анекдот, однако, оказывается совсем не смешным. Южанин-провинциал Стейн становится успешным рекламщиком в Амстердаме, женится на не менее успешной коллеге Кармен, с рождением дочери они переезжают в большой загородный дом. И тут «судьба стучится в дверь».

After a night out with friends, a couple misses the subway home by a whisker. Another man misses his train. While the couple talks things over on the platform, two lanky kids come down the stairs, clearly looking for trouble. When they start badgering the solitary man, the couple looks on anxiously and impotently. Even when the threats take on a violent nature, they do not have the courage to intervene.