Ford Kiernan

Как быть, если Вы планировали кругосветное путешествие со своим мужем, а он внезапно умер? Подойти к вопросу нестандартно: составить список мест из любимых фильмов, взять его прах, собраться с силами и в путешествие. В первой же остановке жизнь изменится навсегда.

Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill are back and reviving their much loved characters Jack Jarvis and Victor McDade for the first time in years! They've not been seen on the small screen since a Hogmanay special in January 2008, but this year sees a full reunion of the original television cast as Jack and Victor are reunited alongside other Still Game favourites Winston, Isa, Tam, Navid, and Bobby.

An aging, skateboarding veterinarian Sir Billi goes above and beyond the call of duty fighting villainous policemen and powerful lairds in a battle to save an illegal fugitive - Bessie Boo the beaver!

The Comic Strip team return for a special 50s-style 'fugitive' film noir spoof. The 60-minute film, penned by Peter Richardson and Pete Richens, follows Prime Minister Tony Blair (Stephen Mangan), wanted for murder and on the run. Escaping from Number 10 and leaving behind his adoring wife Cherie (Catherine Shepherd), Tony vows to clear his name no matter what the consequences.

A shop worker discovers how far she will go for love when the Taxidermist next door is threatened with eviction.

Comedy following the lives of five people as they prepare to vie for the 2009 Cup O'Kindness, the trophy awarded to the champion in Robert Burns poetry recital. The film captures the ups and downs of each participant's progress as the pressure intensifies, the poems are recited and the champion is crowned. Held in Alloway, the birthplace of Burns himself, this prestigious competition is the centrepiece of the annual celebrations devoted to the Bard's immortal memory. And this year it may prove memorable for all the wrong reasons.

Нью-Йорк, 1863 год. В диких трущобах города «американской мечты» действует только один закон — закон силы. Здесь идет в ход любое оружие, никто не считает потерь и не оплакивает погибших. В одной из жестоких стычек от рук вожака «коренных американцев» — Мясника Билла погибает предводитель банды «ирландцев» Вэллон.

Victor, Jack and Winston, three friends and willy old widowers are trapped to their own devices 19 stories up in a Glasgow high rise. "The lift's aff!" and until it gets fixed there's hee haw to do but argue, reminisce and wind each other up.

Charlie's wife has left him for a successful pop star, and he wants revenge. He sets out for Scotland's Isle of Skye, where he will burn down the star's mansion. In a cafe, he meets Vincente, a Spaniard who asks him for a ride. With his new friend in tow, Charlie soldiers on, only to run out of gas in the middle of nowhere. They walk to the nearest residence--where they are greeted by a suspicious and motley group of people who may or may not be part of a bizarre cult that lives in the area. Charlie and Vincente will be staying longer then they expected, and it is going to be a strange visit!

Quirky stranger Donovan (Colin Firth) blows into the Scottish village of Port Clyde. There, he rents a room with the Pannick family and ingratiates himself into their lives. Lucy (Katy Murphy) is the long-suffering matriarch of the clan, caring for her senile grandmother (Liz Smith) and mentally disabled brother, Sandy (David Brown). When the town cancels Sandy's train route to school, Donovan suggests starting their own bus line. They do, much to the consternation of local officials.

Local journalist, Cameron Colley writes articles that are idealistic, from the viewpoint of the underdog. A twisted serial killer seems to have some motives. His brutal murders are also committed on behalf of the underdog. The stories begin to merge and Cameron find himself inextricably and inextricably implicated by the brutal killer. The arms dealer that Cameron plans to expose is found literally 'disarmed' before he can put pen to paper. The brewery chief, loathed by Cameron, who sold up at the expense of his workers, finds himself permanently unemployable. The police are convened of Cameron's guilt and so are half his friends and colleagues. Cameron is forced to employ all his investigative skills to find the real killer and his motive.

Выбивая долги для мафии, Ники Драйден всегда использовал самые жестокие методы. Отбыв длительный срок за убийство в одной из самых строгих тюрем Британии, он стал известным скульптором. Пресса превозносит его как образец раскаявшегося и исправившегося преступника. И лишь полицейский Келти, арестовавший Драйдена 18 лет назад, ничего не простил и не забыл. Он преследует Ники, напоминая ему о кровавом криминальном прошлом и провоцируя на столкновение. А у Драйдена появляется последователь — юноша Флиппер, еще более жестокий, чем его кумир в молодости. Взяв за образец «подход» Драйдена, он безжалостно убивает и калечит свои жертвы. И когда пути всех трех героев пересекаются, ситуация полностью выходит из-под контроля…

Jack, Victor, and Winston are old-age pensioners who live in a tower block outside Glasgow. One day, the lift breaks down, leaving them stuck in Victor's flat—where they talk about sex, death, family, and neds. Oh, and on the subject of money: Is Victor really as skint as he says he is?

Jack, Victor, and Winston are old-age pensioners who live in a tower block outside Glasgow. One day, the lift breaks down, leaving them stuck in Victor's flat—where they talk about sex, death, family, and neds. Oh, and on the subject of money: Is Victor really as skint as he says he is?

Alun arrives in Glasgow to play a gig at The Edge, a comedy club run by would-be promoter Max T. Max T should be looking after Alun, but he already has his hands full trying to keep Sandy Cervi, his second cousin and business partner, from taking over the club. In a bid to sort out some 'poontang' for himself and Alun, Max invites Eva, a psychiatric nurse and her photographer friend Christina along to the gig.

Paisley, Scotland, in 1957. Three likely lads look forward to the staff dance at the local carpet factory where they work

Действие фильма происходит в 1987 году - в период противостояния независимой Никарагуа и военизированных отрядов под руководством США. События начинают развиваться в Британии, где жизнь течёт мирно, люди заняты своими повседневными проблемами и заботами, а о войнах и революциях знают лишь по газетам, радио и телевизору. Но вдруг беспечный британец оказывается непосредственно в зоне боевых действий, и его реакция вполне естественна – вернутся назад, туда, где было спокойно и безопасно.

An off-beat romantic comedy about the complex relationships between the inhabitants of a Glasgow tenement block. The final film in the Love Bites trilogy.