Mitchell
Двое парней, работая парковщиками у элитного ресторана, успешно обчищают дома богатых посетителей, пока те наслаждаются изысканной кухней. Но однажды, вломившись в чужой особняк, кроме роскошной добычи они обнаруживают истерзанную пленницу. Пытаясь спасти девушку, они сами все глубже попадают в западню жестокого монстра.
Ozzie
After moving his family to a small Northwest town, Pastor Dan Bennett begins to suspect that all might not be as idyllic as he first imagined. Strange spiritual obsessions begin to unearth age-old secrets, and personal threats await anyone who dares confront them. He realizes he must not only prepare his new congregation to face the assault, but also fortify his own home as evil seeks to invade and shake it to its very foundation.
Detective
A down-and-out Santa is robbed of all the toys for all the poor kids in town. He searches for the thugs responsible and serves up his own brand of holiday cheer.
Officer Dixon
Former marine and cop Jeff Erickson starts a new life after meeting his dream girl, Jill, running a bookshop, until they decide to become the modern Bonnie and Clyde. Learning on the job the hard way, Jeff becomes famous through media-coverage, despite his power-trip tendency to bully his victims which becomes worse when Jill is hospitalized. FBI agent Tom LaSalle, has a hard time eliminating suspects and following the trail through
Field Sergeant
Майкл Фрэнк не успел выдвинуть свою кандидатуру в губернаторы штата. Перед самыми выборами он погиб. Полиция поспешила объявить Майкла жертвой обычного ограбления. Таинственные обстоятельства его гибели стали предметом общенационального расследования. Был создан специальный фонд, объявивший о вознаграждении в миллион долларов тому, кто поможет поймать убийцу. Но этими деньгами так никто и не воспользовался.
Sol Kaplan
Nigel Nado, the notable documentary filmmaker, is trying to make a movie about some people trying to make a movie. But everything is going wrong. The subject of his documentary, the western 'Guns on the Clackamas' is plagued with problems. The lead actress has a severe stutter. And since she also happens to be the Executive Producer's mistress, there's not much that can be done to remedy the situation. Unsuccessful in turning the movie into a yodeling extravaganza, they decide to fire the actress. This results in having her irate beau pull the plug on the film's financing. The beginning of the end is marked by cast members dropping like flies due to any number of reasons. Bad macaroni salad. Bad chili. Bad caterer. A camera dolly runs over a crew member, severing some key limb or another. Then since no cast member has survived, and the film's producers can't hire replacements, the 'Guns on Clackamas' makers must resort to solutions at once startling and hilarious.
