Come with us on a trip back in time to the video archives of classic adult movie entertainment. John Holmes became a legend in his own time; a wildly popular anomoly within the industry and among the general public. This video is a select collection of various scenes that typify the style and image Holmes portryed in his hayday. The footage is dated but the action isn't. It's bone crunching, ass slammin' and pussy hammerin' with a very big dick' at it's best!
Threesome Girl (archive footage) (uncredited)
Pastries is a comedy-farce, coupled with explicit sexual experiences designed for erotic excitement and pleasure, with a cast of very beautiful people, all free of sexual inhibitions. They let it hang "up," as well as "out." Reality becomes fantasy and... fantasy becomes reality as one explicit sexual scene follows another.
This film is a hot one with one those endings that comes out of left field. A hippie couple is standing on a corner waiting for Burt. He shows up driving a battered station wagon. Cleo (Cindy Hopkins, aka Suzanne Fields) only has half the money, so Burt suggests that they work something out. They go back to Burt's pad and he suggests a trade: pussy for that work. "I hope that you're worth $20, baby." She bitches when he gets tough. "You broads are all alike," he says. "You like to get kicked around so you can go home with a clear conscience after giving up some pussy."
Queen Amora
Земля в недалеком будущем подверглась атаке неизвестных сексуальных лучей из далекого космоса. Флэш Гордон вместе со своей подругой и доктором Флэкси Джеркоффом отправляются в путешествие на планету Порно, чтобы спасти Землю от козней злого и сексуально озабоченного императора Ванга.
Marsha
Short Loop Carrier
Suzanne is a sexy teenage hippie chick who arrives in the San Francisco Bay area and stays with a perverted older couple who teach her the ways of the flesh.
Masetto's First Lover (uncredited)
Four ribald short stories set in the Medieval age, each with a ribald bent. The tawdry tales involve a chastity belt, a man pretending to be deaf-mute to gain access to virgins in a convent school and an adulteress on death row who uses her charms to talk a magistrate out of her punishment.
Jeannie Hamilton
Johnny Wadd investigates the attempted murder of a young woman and finds himself entangled with the enemy.
Miss Bodie (uncredited)
A pretty young teacher takes two of her female students on a road trip to observe nature in action. When her car breaks down, Miss Bodie and the two girls stop at a nearby farmhouse for help. They wind up getting more help than they were looking for.
Girl In Towel
Sandy Dempsey raincoater
Girl at Party
This is like a documentary on the scandals in the Golden Age of Hollywood during the 1920's. Contains many reenactments of major scandals.
Hooker with Feathers
Four women in a wagon are on their way to service the miners at Box Canyon. They get attacked by bandits and are rescued by the miners. The women show their appreciation.
Nora
It concerns Mr. Zeno, sent to save the planet Love, with just 24 hours alloted for him to complete his mission. Wearing a cheap fish-head makeup job, he fetches specimens from Earth to reproduce with his own people.
Camper in Black Shorts (uncredited)
Some Green Peacers go into the woods to celebrate nature; then Bigfoot shows up and rapes them.
Girl in Stag Film (uncredited)
A "white-coater" documentary about sex, set on a university campus, scripted by Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Gaye cardinal
Cops Wife (as Paula Principe)
Ex-con Harry Udo takes revenge against the family of the cop that put him away.
From couch-test casting to blocking a blowjob, it's everything you'll ever need to know about the adult film business - and so much more!
Hooker in White Bra
In this hardcore parody of "Dragnet", two vice detectives roam the city looking for prostitutes. Only instead of arresting them, the cops have sex with them. One day they hit the "jackpot" when they discover a brothel.
Secretary
A detective is on the trail of the Zodiac, a serial rapist who has been taunting him with rhyming clues and riddles.
Barbara
The hotel manager has a close eye on the maid, and the guests ...
Girl in Flashback (uncredited)
Безумный ученый создает девушек, с которыми позднее занимается с ними сексом.