Come with us on a trip back in time to the video archives of classic adult movie entertainment. John Holmes became a legend in his own time; a wildly popular anomoly within the industry and among the general public. This video is a select collection of various scenes that typify the style and image Holmes portryed in his hayday. The footage is dated but the action isn't. It's bone crunching, ass slammin' and pussy hammerin' with a very big dick' at it's best!
First Couple
A motorcycle chick spies on people having sex.
Doorman
A record store clerk is an obsessed fan of an actress of stage and screen. However, when faced with rejection, the fan strikes out in increasingly violent ways.
Guy at Pool
Fast-paced, almost plotless rock and roll film musical set during a crazy night in the lives of a dozen or more teenagers.
Lem (archive footage)
There's nothing quite like a hot-blooded Latina lust bunny to spice up your dull sex life. Whether you're bilingual or just cunnilingual, you'll find plenty of bodacious babes willing and able to speak the international language of lust in this lasciviously loco video romp! Take Maria, for example. To her, every man is a potential amigo. Then there is Carlotta, a sexy stripper who warms up for her “muy caliente” on-stage antics by joining her fans in some pre-show passion. That's not to mention two hot-to-trot stewardesses, who discover that you don't need an airplane to go around the world. And that is just the beginning of all the dirty, decadent delights that await you - South of the Border!
'Twinkle Twat' Boy (as Michael Simon)
Video Vixens purports to be a satire of the phony liberalism that resulted in the permissiveness of the 1980s. A libidinous TV executive decides to stage an awards show. But not just any awards show: this one will honor the finest achievements in the world of filmed pornography.
Slave with Blue Toga Girl (uncredited)
Земля в недалеком будущем подверглась атаке неизвестных сексуальных лучей из далекого космоса. Флэш Гордон вместе со своей подругой и доктором Флэкси Джеркоффом отправляются в путешествие на планету Порно, чтобы спасти Землю от козней злого и сексуально озабоченного императора Ванга.
As told by a narrator, two prison cellmates become lovers only to have a third prisoner join them and spoil the relationship. The tension resolves when all three become lovers.
Guy with Mustache
Dr. Horace Freud invites seven people to a rural mansion for a group encounter session.
Mustached Biker
A biker gang seeks revenge on a sheriff and his family after their women are searched for drugs in a way that's not very orderly... or, uh, sanitary. An original X rating due to rampant nudity and sleaze kept this off of most rental shelves during the video revolution. All subsequent bootleg DVDs have been sourced from a very rare Dutch VHS release, which was the only known release of this film on home video.
Paul is married to Andrea and they love each other very much but have become bored in the bedroom. They’ve tried all sorts of role-play fantasies and kinky sex, but decide to buy a swinger’s magazine out of curiosity. They decide to meet up with Tom and Marie, who owns a 32-foot yacht. They have a good swap session but want to keep looking. They finally end up at the Venus Swing Club but are surprised by what they see.
Matt Timber
Three women driving to Fort Laramie, Wyoming flash back to the Old West and are abandoned by a stagecoach driver.
Harvey
Pimp Harvey robs the drivers his three girls get picked up by but one time picks the wrong target.
David
Richard an attractive, virile young man living in a lush apartment, has a rendezvous with Janet. Janet is in the midst of a divorce proceeding involving a large settlement. At a climatic moment on Richard's bed, a photographer steps out of the closest and snaps a picture. It seems that Richard is a super stud for hire in divorce suits, he earns 10% of whatever money he saves the husband by enabling him to prove that his wife is committing adultery. His fee from Janet's husband is $10,000. He boasts that out of eight cases he's scored on seven. Women in the process of divorce are especially vulnerable and Richard, expert lover that he is, is able to take advantage of their insecurity. His next conquest is June. However, June's attorney, Manna was also Janet's attorney and he recognizes Richard in both sets of photographs. He visits Richard and threatens him with jail unless he agrees to a partnership.
Dark-Haired Guy in Threeway
Young couples get together and explore each other. Some intrigue comes in when the apartment manager returns home and discovers his wife has been out shopping...again.
Harry Keller
A heroin addict grabs a young woman from off the street and rapes her in a back alley. After he learns that she is a member of a vicious street gang searching for him, he decides to hide out.
Sticky
Peter Marshall
Diaper Guy
People call in to watch sex acts on a closed-circuit TV.
Harry
Daisy Lay lives in a town so small that the only thing to do is have sex but this good girl has gone her entire life without doing it. She watches others do it and finally gets interested in it so thankfully big brother is there to teach her what to do.
Minor Role (uncredited)
Эксцентричное семейство Буллок каждый год устраивает соревнование, одной из целей которого является найти какое-нибудь животное. Поиски приводят сестёр Айрин и Корделию на мусорную свалку, где они встречают загадочного человека по имени Годфри (чья фамилия тоже Годфри), который выглядит, как бродяга, но обладает изысканными манерами. Айрин приглашает незнакомца в свой дом и выигрывает с его помощью соревнование. Затем она предлагает Годфри занять должность их дворецкого. Годфри с лёгкостью принимает причудливые порядки, царящие в доме, и безупречно справляется со своими обязанностями, продолжая уходить от вопросов о своем прошлом. Между тем ему есть, что скрывать.
