Newly endowed with special powers, Eliza Sherman lures her old nemeses to the Hollywood Hills under the guise of a birthday party for '80s heartthrob Richard Grieco.
В центре истории — успешный адвокат, который приезжает в родной город на похороны матери и узнаёт, что его отца, городского судью, подозревают в убийстве. Герой решает задержаться, чтобы выяснить правду, и постепенно лучше узнаёт родственников, с которыми давно вообще никак не общался.
Автоботы и десептиконы покинули планету, оставив человечество собирать ее по кусочкам. Между тем группа могущественных бизнесменов и гениальных ученых пытается извлечь уроки из ошибок прошлого и улучшить технологии до такой степени, чтобы выйти за пределы контролируемого ранее. В это время другая группа - древних мощных трансформеров - берет Землю под прицел.
A new family is having difficulty adjusting, when an adorable dog comes into their life. Once his special powers are discovered, the local dog catcher and the (F.B.D.I) Federal Bureau of Dog Investigation will stop at nothing to get him.
Connor Domus (a man called 'Condom' for short) has all the trappings of domestic bliss at his disposal. He has a Donna Reed-esque wife, a nice house, and plenty of cigarettes and scotch. But he also has a secret mission bestowed to him at the dying request of his mother - to keep the world 'safe,' no matter what the cost. Whenever Condom observes something that challenges that mission - be it food preparation or the sexual indiscretion of a sorority girl - a revolver and a trademark prophylactic is all he needs to right that wrong. The burden proves to be too great for Condom, who becomes notorious for his slayings across LA. He is known to the papers only as 'The Condom Killer' - and he eventually becomes victim to his wife's own (instantly regretted) attempt at seeking justice. Once one learns the story of a man with a burden so uniquely all-encompassing, they'll never see 'protection' the same way again!
