Bartender (uncredited)
Двое старых приятелей и деловых партнеров внезапно оказываются в ситуации, когда им приходится заняться воспитанием двух шумных близнецов-семилеток. Более того, переполох не ограничивается домашними заботами. Детишек надо еще вывезти отдыхать в летний лагерь, а там и близняшки, и их опекуны оказываются во власти придирчивого вожатого — и все это накануне важной сделки, от которой зависит будущее предприятия горе-опекунов. Справятся ли закоренелые холостяки с этой непростой ситуацией?
Sofia
Unemployed John goes to a bar, where he meets Sofia, who mistakes him for a trust-fund brat and offers her sexual services for money. John doesn't bother to dispel Sofia's misconceptions and accepts her invitation to get stoned. As Sofia and John pass "the most expensive chocolate shop in the world," both are captivated by the cakes in the windows. He is stunned when the amount comes to $42.50. On the Brooklyn Bridge, Sofia shares a traumatic incident from her past in which her drug dealer boyfriend was murdered in front of her and she was raped by the killers. Recomposing herself, Sofia leaves and John, in his drugged state, devours the cakes.
A security guard working at a horror convention in a hotel falls asleep on the job. While asleep the security guard fantasizes about three luscious scream queens who are guests at the horror convention. The sexy trio all take individual turns attempting to seduce him by performing stripteases in front of him in his erotic dreams in which he transforms into various different monsters.
