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LEAVING HIS/HER/SHE/HE (what the fuck do we call them?) HOME IN 2 DOGS FIGHTIN, THERESA DECIDES TO CALL INTO THE LISTER PUBLIC HOUSE, WHILST IN THERE THERESA WAS TOO BUSY ARM WRESTLING MIDGETS TO NOTICE HER BOOB HAD FALLEN ONTO THE FLOOR. ON ATTEMPTING TO RUN OUT OF THE PUB THERESA FELL INTO THE ARMS OF HER LONG LOST LOVER (PURPLE AKI), COULD THIS BE THE START OF A NEW ROMANCE? OR HAS MR AKI GOT EVILNESS PLANNED FOR POOR THERESA THE TRANNY.
