Chus Lampreave

Spain's recent election have alarmed europe. It's the second time blank votes win, plunging the country into chaos. The European Union decides to elect the new Spanish president using a rather unique method, Facebook.

На что только не заставит пойти нужда. Герои фильма решаются на рискованное предприятие. Желание раз и навсегда положить конец проблемам с финансами толкает компанию единомышленников на создание идеального плана обогащения.

Франция, 1943 год. Недалеко от испанской границы живет скульптор Марк Крос. Он разочаровался в человечестве и давно потерял интерес к творчеству. Однажды на улице жена Кроса обращает внимание на юную беженку-испанку. Супруги предлагают Мерседес убежище. А коль скоро девушка живет в мастерской, пожилой скульптор просит Мерседес стать моделью для его последней работы.

Известный сценарист и режиссёр попадает в страшную автокатастрофу, после которой необратимо слепнет. Он не может больше снимать кино, от него уходит женщина, которая была смыслом его жизни. Вместе со зрением он теряет всё. Смириться с трагедией своей жизни он сможет только спустя 14 лет, открыв душу своему молодому помощнику, которого он полюбил как сына.

У известного мадридского шеф-повара наступила трудная пора. Умирает бывшая жена и оставляет на него двух детей. Старший сын ненавидит отца… В ресторане со дня на день ожидают прихода инспектора… Амурные дела тоже не на высоте… Самое время переосмыслить свою жизнь.

Современный Мадрид. Раймунда — привлекательная молодая испанка живет с безработным мужем и подрастающей красавицей-дочерью. Семье катастрофически не хватает денег и поэтому ей приходится трудиться сразу на нескольких работах. Раймунда — сильный, волевой человек, прирожденный боец, но, как всякая женщина, она невероятно ранима. С самого детства она хранит тайну…

An unlikely couple fake a relationship to win a TV game show prize. Wannabe actress Estrella dreams of becoming a hostess on a romance reality-TV show presented by Amador Rosales. Meanwhile, movie usher and film buff Victor, who hates such reality shows, is being pressured by his mother to be a contestant.

A German bank buys a small Spanish entity and announces to its employees that it will pre-retire them on January 1st. The cashier Galindo proposes his fellow coworkers a plan to steal a large sum of euros which will arrive on New Year's Eve.

"El Florido Pensil" is a humorous reflection of the education of several generations of Spaniards from the 1940s to the 1960s. Based on the book of the same name by Andrés Sopeña, it evokes, from the present, his memories of that time: everyday school, local radio, Roberto Alcázar's comics, Thursday cinema with Franco opening swamps and "Yon Güein" chasing and killing Indians. Through the childish eyes of a child Sopeña (Daniel Rubio) and his schoolmates, we discover a way of understanding the world, society and a Spain "of glories and flowery pensil", as the national anthem of those years used to sing.

В поисках интересного персонажа для статьи журналист Марко встречается со знаменитой женщиной-тореро Лидией. Их знакомство перерастает в страстную любовь, но все надежды рушит трагедия на корриде: удар разъяренного быка повергает Лидию в кому. Проводя дни и ночи в больнице, Марко знакомится с медбратом Бениньо. Он не первый год заботится о впавшей в кому Алисии, которую страстно любит, не надеясь на взаимность.

For this second film in the cult comedy series Torrente takes our fat police officer from Madrid to Marbella in Spain to investigate a villain’s plot to destroy the city with a missile. This James Bond style slapstick comedy became the most successful box-office film in Spanish film history beating out only the first Torrente film.

Forty-two-year-old Lorenzo finds himself out of work. Through an ad placed in the local newspaper, he gets a job as a helping hand for an aging homosexual poet who can barely manage on his own. From this moment on, Lorenzo juggles his strange line of work with the life he leads alongside his long-suffering wife and his secret encounters with Faustina, his lover. Everything goes awry from one day to the next due, amongst other things, to some compromising photos and an unexpected funeral.

Torrente, The Stupid Arm of The Law by Santiago Segura stars Javier Cámara as a corrupt, poor, delusional, sexist, egocentric, drunk and right-winged Madrid cop named Torrente. This over the top comedy shows Torrente on his search for heroin drug dealers and the outrageous characters he passes on his way. A cult film and one of the funniest Spanish films was the most successful box-office film.

Matacanes dies and goes to heaven just to discover that it was not as he expected, and everyone there is revolutionized lately. Peter explains that God was concerned about the progress of the world, and decided to send a second son to Earth. However, Jesus hears and does not agree, as they would have to rewrite history.

Лео пишет любовные романы, но ее имя никому не известно. Все эти бестселлеры, продающиеся миллионными тиражами, она сочиняет под псевдонимом. Лео мечтает писать серьезную литературу, и успех своего сентиментального чтива стал для нее тяжелым бременем. Муж-офицер, которого никогда не бывает дома, изменяет с ее лучшей подругой. В отношениях с матерью и сестрой тоже не все гладко. Даже попытка самоубийства закончилась неудачей. Кажется, в жизни Лео уже не будет ничего хорошего. Чтобы изменить течение судьбы, она готова ухватиться за любую, даже самую тонкую соломинку…

Petra and Matthias are a bad marriage. He works as a janitor at the school of anatomy. Petra has a bitter and uncompromising character, so that their discussions with Matthias are constant, but she is careful not to ever lift his voice. He, however, does not care who tell and shouts without hesitation. The neighbors, who are some gossips are at the end of the street everything that happens in the house of Petra and Matthias.

Winegrower Patrick Ponsac comes close to ruining his marriage when he has an affair with another woman. By way of atonement, he takes his wife back to the Mediterranean island where, 13 years earlier, they spent their honeymoon. Not such a good move, as it turns out. The peacemaking holiday coincides with the outbreak of a bloody civil war. Having failed to leave the country, Patrick, his wife and their eccentric entourage are taken hostage by merciless guerrillas…

A prison in Valencia hosts an event recognizing political prisoners jailed during Franco’s reign. The reunion proves more raucous than the organizers intended.

Count Nado, is in love with Fénix, an intergalactic singer. Unable to achieve it with traditional methods, the evil Nado kidnaps the scientist Avelina to make a replica of the singer, creating Supernova.

Начало 30-х годов. В Испании Гражданская война. Юный красавчик Фернандо дезертировал с фронта. Он остался всего лишь на одну ночь в доме престарелого художника. Но когда сюда приехали четыре дочки художника, он понял, что задержится здесь надолго…

A man wakes up in a train to Malaga. A mysterious woman helps him get in time to his marriage, which is a few hours later.

A girl, who lives together with her cousin who earns some money by dealing and her boyfriend who is a policeman, is regularly transporting some drugs from Marocco for her cousin. As all of them smoke grass from time to time there is need for more. Deciding to take a friend of hers who has just left home down to Marocco for a transport she gets problems because it is the first time for her friend and this makes it difficult. But as all are very open minded there is no problem they would not try to solve. Written by Volker Boehm

Theodore, a young Spanish engineer who works as a professor at the University of Oklahoma, returned to Spain to enjoy a sabbatical year. Upon arrival, he discovers that his father killed his mother and, to compensate for the loss, he bought a motorcycle with sidecar to travel together. Father and son arrive in a remote mountain village seems empty, what happens is that all residents are in church every day, because the Mass is a true spectacle. Jimmy and Theodore are discovering the peculiarities of the people, attend the elections held each year to appoint mayor, priest, teacher, bitch ... In addition, the town has come a group of students at the American University of Eaton, a Belgian meteorologists, a dissident group of the Russian Army Choir, invading people's hidden above ...

A woman's father dies in a Central American country and leaves her a bizarre inheritance: a ship which acts as a floating brothel under the appearance of being a restaurant. Alejandra, our heroine, decides to put an end to the ship's dissolute activities and use her inheritance as a school. Customers, cooks, waiters and the girls will meet her idea with considerable resistance.

Ее бросил любовник, его жена не дает ей проходу, ее подруга связалась с террористами, а ее адвокат оказалась обыкновенной дрянью. Можно ли пережить все это и не сойти с ума?

Pepe Soriano plays a Madrid shopkeeper who is kidnapped by henchmen of Franco in this political comedy. After his kidnapping, he is forced to become the dictator's double for many official ceremonies. Due to his long and unexplained absence, Pepe's wife believes her husband has been abducted and killed, so she tries to reach her husband through spiritualism. After Pepe surprises her with a nocturnal visit, he tells her he will touch his ear to signal it is he and not Franco in public appearances.

A peculiar family, which owns a nougat factory, decides to set out on a trip to Madrid in order to advertise its products in a Food Fair. Besides the disapproval from the family head and company founder, events are not as expected.

Honorio Sigüenza is a man in his forties who has always lived under the yoke of his possessive mother. When his mother dies, he undergoes a radical transformation that will lead him to live numerous love affairs in the face of the disapproval of his cousin Veni, who wanted to marry him.

Ana starts working as a Doctor in the S.T.I.U. (sexual transmission illnesses unit) at a Hospital. She begins meeting a lot of strange and bizarre characters there, while her jealous husband has to deal with it...

Сюжет фильма разворачивается вокруг гражданской революции в Испании средины двадцатого века. В это время вся планета погрязла в войнах, но даже те, кто не принимал участия во Второй мировой, не отставали по числу несчастных судеб. Именно в такой ситуации оказались два главных героя киноленты – Иисус и Мануоло – братья, которые сложно переживали за судьбу собственной Родины в послевоенное время.

Матадор Диего жестоко ранен быком и более не имеет возможности убивать на арене…

German, a young theater director, tries to organize a theater play about Lulu, a prostitute that was killed in London by Jack the ripper. While looking for the protagonist, Rufo appears, an introvert jazz musician. He could play Jack the ripper.

Set in a crumbling Spanish mansion, this gloriously comic and gothic story follows the fortunes of an innocent young priest as he enters a world of moral decadence, sexual intrigue and corruption of an aristocratic family in nineteenth-century Galicia.

Пако и Фернандо – друзья и владельцы небольшого издательства, которое в данный момент находится на грани банкротства. Поправить дела должен контракт с популярной детской писательницей Аделой Морой. В тот вечер, когда Фернандо должен был подписать договор в фешенебельном отеле, его приятель решил встретиться со своей любовницей, для чего попросил своего друга уступить ему одну из комнат своего дома, оборудованную для тайных свиданий. Но находящаяся в расстроенных чувствах секретарша отправила писательницу не в гостиницу, а домой к своему боссу...

Испанская телепрограмма "La edad de oro" ("Золотой век") заказала Альмодовару трейлер для только ещё готовившегося к выходу фильма "¿Qué he hecho yo para merecer esto!!" ("За что мне это?"). Но Альмодовар снял небольшой фильм, одновременно похожий и не похожий на "За что мне это?", своего рода короткометражный мюзикл.

A few days ago, Lucia (Assumpta Serna) receives anonymous letters in which he is forced to perform certain actions that she accepts without question. Her current boyfriend, Arthur (Xabier Elorriaga), suspects the mysterious sender can be Lucia's former lover, whose strange death never reached clarified. Now it's time it's Arthur who put the cards on the table to get to the bottom of it.

У обычной домохозяйки Глории появляются серьезные проблемы. Ее муж страстно увлекается бывшей певичкой; один из сыновей с удовольствием продает наркотики, а другой заводит бурные романы с отцами своих одноклассников. Положение становится еще хуже, когда из-за странного стечения обстоятельств взбалмошная Глория оказывается замешанной в убийстве и попытке продать поддельные дневники Гитлера.

A film buff can't watch his videos in peace as he is disturbed by his clingy girlfriend and noisy neighbours. He will take drastic measures to get them to shut up for once and for all.

The film tells the story of two writers in love with the same woman. For years, they have worked together. One day they separate. Ten years later and Ditirambo meets up with Rocabruno, at the very least to tell him his latest story. An epilogue that closes what they together have opened.

Иоланда поет в ночном клубе и однажды замечает там монашек, которые оставляют ей визитную карточку. Она знакомится с Матерью Наставницей, чье восхищение злом не знает границ, а также с другими сестрами. Эти женщины проповедуют новый подход к вопросам послушания и раскаяния. Однако все переворачивается вверх дном, когда смиренные послушницы решают отпраздновать именины Матери Наставницы.

"Total" opens the trilogy that close "Amanece que no es poco" and "Así en el Cielo como en la Tierra" Year 2598. Three days ago, the world has come to the end in London, a lost and a small Castilian village atmosphere. Lorenzo, a shepherd, tells a series of extraordinary events that have been announcing the end of the world: the cows want to go to school, walls crumble, or Doña Paquita appears in the most unexpected places ..

In order to solve economic problems, "Leguineche" family decide to move to France with their limited belongings.

With the help of drawings and comic strips. brings together short films, on children's themes, in which rights that children and adults should enjoy are defended. For the first time, a whole series of important Spanish directors meet to make a children's film.

The monarchy has returned. The Leguineche, too.

A catalan manufacturer of intercoms travels to Madrid, accompanied by his mistress, to attend a hunt that he has organized. Its main purpose is to mix with people of high society to improve their business. All seems well until the owner of the farm shows full authority over James, who is the real organizer of the meeting. The celebration is diverse characters who live next to absurd situations.

Antonio and Teresa are a couple who live in a flat in San Sebastian. Ursula Michelena, an elderly woman over 70 years old, lives on the top floor. Ursula is secretly in love with Antonio, whom he continually spies from one of the windows of her house. One night she sees Antonio and Teresa making love and that fact excites her violently, in such a way that she asks Antonio for a secret appointment and tells her that she is pregnant and that the son she is waiting for is his. Úrsula, according to her version, has become pregnant looking at Antonio and Teresa making love.

Juanito, a peaceful fan of bullfighting, has become picador's assistant to see from the same arena the show in which he brags he is one of the protagonists. Furthermore, he believes he has discovered in a neighbor a potential figure of bullfighting sphere.

Manoli and Fernando, a couple of communist ideas, want to live their love freely, fleeing from any bourgeois convention. At first, the couple rejects the help of her parents, but soon they will begin to give in and accept all kinds of comforts.

During the last years of Franco's dictatorship, Fernando, an old Republican exile, returns to his home in the Castilian village of Trescabañas and befriends Aurora, a young and very attractive teacher, with whom Juan, one of her teenage students, falls in love.

A woman living in a small town discovers after fifty years that she is actually a man. Will she change her sex and suffer the reaction of a narrow-minded society?

A prostitute promises to the Virgin Mary not to practice her trade for a year if she heals her sick child.

French comedy

Хосе-Луис, работающий могильщиком, случайно знакомится с миловидной Кармен, дочерью добродушного старичка Амедео, который, однако, уже 40 лет служит тюремным палачом. Из-за профессии отца Кармен не хватает мужского внимания, а у Хосе-Луиса те же проблемы с девушками - никто не хочет встречаться с могильщиком. Им вместе хорошо, у них рождается ребенок, но когда Амедео уходит на пенсию, начинаются проблемы...

San Ginés de la Sierra is a small village lost in the mountains in southern Spain. It is known throughout the region for two peculiar characteristics: its "persistent" drought and a "Home of the Vanquished". This "home" is an institution that houses some twenty old people, to whose care are eleven nuns and crosses a distressing economic situation. The nuns are desperately seeking a solution and decide to hold a charity bulls run.

Don Anselmo, a retired old man, decides to buy a motorized disabled stroller since all his pensioner friends own one. His family strongly refuses him to purchase the vehicle, so don Anselmo decides to take extreme measures to achieve his goal…

This excellent short film written by the magnificent filmmaker duo of Luis García Berlanga and screenwriter Rafael Azcona was to be part of a series entitled Los Pícaros (The Rogues) which was never continued. These two artists were responsible for such masterpieces of Spanish cinema as Plácido and El verdugo (The Executioner). Here, Berlanga and Azcona collaborated for the first time, setting the stage for the post-war "Berlanguiana" vision that would develop. José Luis López Vázquez plays Julián, a seedy swindler, who with his cronies tries to sell a streetcar to a rich but naive farmer, a newcomer to the city. High jinx ensue. With this film begins the great stage of Berlanga's filmmaking in which he mixes a little social criticism and notes of anti-clericalism with a great deal of farce.

Rodolfo and Petrita each live in separate quarters in dilapidated Madrid, while looking to have a little apartment (or "pisito", in Spanish dialect). Unfortunately their low salaries prevent them from acquiring one. Soon, Rodolfo's co-workers urge him to marry the old and frail Doña Martina, who is the main tenant in the apartment he boards in. According to Spanish rent-control law, he could inherit the lease from his spouse. Thus begin his misgivings and Petrita's. Written by Emilio