Pascal Légitimus

Since he was a kid, Yazid has one big passion, pastry making. Raised between foster homes and group homes, the young man will try to make his dream come true: to work with the greatest pastry chefs and become the best.

The three "Unknown" are back in this movie where they wake up in a world where they really are unknown! They'll eventually find out that their career, films, sketches & songs do exist but from someone else!

The three "Unknown" are back in this movie where they wake up in a world where they really are unknown! They'll eventually find out that their career, films, sketches & songs do exist but from someone else!

Sébastien Lacassagne, 35, owner of a wine estate, was assassinated with a statuette in his house. The investigation conducted by Prosecutor Elisabeth Richard and Captain Caroline Martinez reveals many gray areas in the victim's life.

The Castellis have worked as a family for three generations but today, this tenacious bond which unites them is diminishing day by day. Luna the youngest does not give any more news, business is bad and all Diego and Filippo are left with nostalgia for happy days. Until this tragic and unexpected event, a second chance that only life is able to offer you.

When comedians draw on the family to make people laugh, everyone is concerned. This documentary looks at everything that is horrifying or hilarious in the family: from the "new generation" fathers to the dictates of the perfect mother, as well as the taboos of parenthood, unmanageable teenagers, and unbearable mothers-in-law.

At sixty, Bernard Hubert has finally settled down and lives perfect love with Juliette, who is more than twenty years younger than him when they see landed, Thomas, an attractive thirty-something who claims, DNA test in support that he is Bernard's son. Problem: Bernard Hubert claims that he is sterile! Another problem: Juliette doesn't seem insensitive to the boy's charm. Would Bernard have opened the door to his son or his rival?

Марк Шатень - стажер в Министерстве стандартизации. Его посылают в Гвиану для приведения в соответствие с европейскими нормами строительного проекта Гвиа-Снег. Эта первая в Амазонии крытая лыжная трасса должна обеспечить новый подъем туризма в Гвиане. Незадачливому стажеру дают в напарники симпатичную, но строптивую девушку.

While the town of Detroit is eroded by economic crisis, two armed robbers find themselves trapped by the police. They are far from imagining the outcome of the negotiations.

Martinique, 1942. Rose, a young teacher, is fired from her job by the Vichy regime of Admiral Robert. Rose seeks to leave the island by boat with a group of fellow dissidents. Her plans are thwarted by the landing on the island of a German officer, and her meeting with Jacques Meyer, the captain of the local navy. A strange confrontation between the German officer, Captain Meyer and rebellious Rose then begins.

Three brothers are reunited on the occasion of the death of his mother. The three are in a difficult stage of their lives due to economic difficulties: Bernard is a failed actor, Didier pretends to be a professor of philosophy when, in fact, is selling sex toys and Pascal lives off a rich sexagenarian. Accompanied by Sara, the teenage daughter of Bernard, they live surprising encounters while new problems appear.

Three brothers are reunited on the occasion of the death of his mother. The three are in a difficult stage of their lives due to economic difficulties: Bernard is a failed actor, Didier pretends to be a professor of philosophy when, in fact, is selling sex toys and Pascal lives off a rich sexagenarian. Accompanied by Sara, the teenage daughter of Bernard, they live surprising encounters while new problems appear.

Молодая толстушка с тем, чтобы угодить мужу отправляется на специальную программу для похудения в альпийский курорт Брид-ле-Бен. Там она заводит двух новых знакомых Софи и Эмили, встреча с которыми вызовет настоящую волну событий.

Cedric alias "The Quick" was abandoned at birth by his mother and grew up somehow in the homes of the DDASS. One day his teacher Bernard tells him he has a brother, Matthew, alias "Little M", of whom he knows nothing. Unlike Cedric, Mathieu was raised by a wealthy family in an upscale suburb. The meeting between the two brothers promises to be chaotic. Yet, however big their differences, Cedric and Mathieu have one thing in common: they have not known their mother. The two brothers therefore decide to find her. This is the beginning of a long and perilous journey of initiation in which they will get to know each other ...

Take a Bollywood film--a good Bolllywood film--with action, emotion, suspense, and laughter. With Indian actors who act, dance, sing and smother themselves with tomato sauce when feigning a bloody head wound. Now, watch the image with the sound turned down! And let Pascal Legitimus and Eric Le Roch re-invent a story, recreate the sounds and the atmosphere, rewrite the lyrics to the songs. They'll give a new meaning to the film, helped in doing so by many well-known actors, who'll lend their voices to the Indian actors on screen. This diversion isn't a danger to your health. You simply risk killing yourself laughing!

Take a Bollywood film--a good Bolllywood film--with action, emotion, suspense, and laughter. With Indian actors who act, dance, sing and smother themselves with tomato sauce when feigning a bloody head wound. Now, watch the image with the sound turned down! And let Pascal Legitimus and Eric Le Roch re-invent a story, recreate the sounds and the atmosphere, rewrite the lyrics to the songs. They'll give a new meaning to the film, helped in doing so by many well-known actors, who'll lend their voices to the Indian actors on screen. This diversion isn't a danger to your health. You simply risk killing yourself laughing!

Говорят, гадалки — это отличная возможность взглянуть на свое будущее и изменить свою жизнь. А что если взять и самому стать гадалкой, чтобы четко представлять, что будет завтра? Отличная идея? Оказывается, не совсем…

Three siblings who detest each other and hiking must complete together a pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostela in order to be eligible to inherit their mother's wealth.

Gardien à la Santé, Alex mène une petite vie tranquille aux côtés de son épouse Louisette et de son collègue et copain René. Muté au quartier des V.I.P., il se voit proposer par l'un des détenus, Bertrand, un businessman condamné pour affaires frauduleuses, un étrange marché : Claire, l'épouse de Bertrand, a décidé de se séparer d'un mari devenu encombrant tout en profitant de sa fortune. Alex est alors chargé de lui proposer une affaire financière alléchante mais bidon qui pourrait permettre à Bertrand de récupérer son argent. Désireux de mettre un peu de piment dans sa vie, Alex accepte de jouer le jeu et de se comporter pendant ses soirées en homme d'affaires suisse et discret ! Claire est séduite. Très vite, Bertrand réalise qu'Alex s'intéresse vraiment à sa femme, Claire découvre la supercherie financière et Louisette la trahison conjugale...

Portrait of Nord-Plage, a small neighborhood in the north of Martinique, which is slowly dying, and its last inhabitants, who have put aside their hopes and dreams.

In a suburb of Paris, the clumsy efforts of two friends in their twenties to make themselves loved by two young students.

After being left by his fed up wife, an author moves back in with his mother in the hope of finishing his book in peace and quiet.

Янн Лазаррек - аптекарь, облегчающий своими лекарствами человеческие страдания. Он - идейный борец против загрязнения окружающей среды, но давно известно, что благими намерениями вымощена дорога в ад. В своей лаборатории Лазаррек тайно изготавливает яды, которыми уничтожает «отравителей» природы. Блестящий фармацевт становится серийным убийцей. По иронии судьбы, ведущий следствие по делу об этих изощренных убийствах Франсуа Баррье убежденный активист движения за сохранение природы. Познакомившись на одной из конференций по защите окружающей среды, Франсуа и Лазаррек сразу подружились - ведь они борются за общее дело. Франсуа пока не подозревает о том, что его новый друг - тот самый монстр, за которым он охотится..

Отправившись на поиски младенца Иисуса, чтобыпринести ему Святые Дары, трое царственных волхвов Мельхиор, Бальтазар и Гаспар совершенно неожиданно для себя переместились во времени на два тысячелетия. Отдавшись на волю Провидения, они после всевозможных передряг и злоключений оказываются в современном Париже.

During a stay in France, three little Africans become orphans and use various rituals to find an uncle.

Corruption threatens to move into a heretofore idyllic village in this comedy-drama. Hector St. Rose is the mayor of a seaside community in the Antilles Islands, a French-controlled territory in the West Indies. Hector has long been determined not to sacrifice the well-being of his constituents in order to make the village more attractive to tourists, which has made him popular with his citizens, but not so much so with outside developers.

Corruption threatens to move into a heretofore idyllic village in this comedy-drama. Hector St. Rose is the mayor of a seaside community in the Antilles Islands, a French-controlled territory in the West Indies. Hector has long been determined not to sacrifice the well-being of his constituents in order to make the village more attractive to tourists, which has made him popular with his citizens, but not so much so with outside developers.

An unemployed man from the Antilles is implanted with a synthetic embryo by an unscrupulous professor -- and becomes pregnant.

A volleyball professional has a hard time choosing between three different men in her life.

A volleyball professional has a hard time choosing between three different men in her life.

Трое незнакомых друг с другом братьев, потому что все они от разных отцов, встречаются в доме своей умершей матери. Дидье работает охранником в супермаркете и живет на средства родителей своей предполагаемой невесты. Бернар перебивается мелкими заработками. И только Паскаль может похвастаться неплохим материальным положением. А наследство, оставленное матерью, должно быть немаленьким. На радостях братья начинают транжирить деньги направо и налево. Но, как выясняется спустя несколько дней, наследство завещано совсем не им, а сиротскому приюту. Отколотив от души нотариуса, братья окончательно «съезжают с катушек» и пускаются во все тяжкие.

When a man's best friend is shot in cold blood by two corrupt policemen, he must track down the only eyewitnesses, who have deported to Mali.

Julien, a boy in the sixth grade, was badly depressed by the divorce of his parents. But he soon found that half of the class had come from broken families.

Denis and Rachid, a black and an Algerian, are looking for an apartment in Paris. Both meet Virginie, whocould rent them the vacant apartment of her stepfather, but she'd rather rent to some low-lifes than to a black or an Algerian.

Yves Dorget, major reporter in a daily newspaper, finds on an "affair" part of a simple news item Catherine Carré, his former friend, editor and chief and star presenter of a television newscast.

Marc Elbichon, a novice private sleuth, is investigating a wave of assassinations bearing a particular characteristic: the perpetrator, dubbed the "telephone killer" always strangles his female victims with a telephone cord.

The film starts in the 13th arrondissement of Paris in 1984. Robert Pinot is a police officer as ordinary as clumsy. One day, he stops a certain Josyane, a young drug addict who is also doubled as a pickpocket, nicknamed Marylou. Having discovered that she comes from the same village, Nanteuil, then him, he takes compassion for the young girl and decides to take her under his wing to keep her away from Tony, a dangerous dealer with whom she is in love.

Directed by Amar Arhab, Fabrice Michelin. With Christian Sinniger, Viviane Marcenaro, Marius Colucci, Sibylle Blanc.

Directed by Amar Arhab, Fabrice Michelin. With Christian Sinniger, Viviane Marcenaro, Marius Colucci, Sibylle Blanc.