Mr Gupta
Том и Джерри — семейная пара предпенсионного возраста. Вечера и выходные они коротают с родными и близкими — единственным сыном Джо, острой на язык Мэри, не слишком опрятным сослуживцем Тома Кеном… Ужин и неспешная беседа, чай и вино, ободряющие советы и словесные перепалки. Любовь и тепло, надежда и отчаяние. Общение. Одиночество. Рождение. Смерть. Весна, лето, осень, зима. Время проходит…
Mr Patel
A corrupt parish council embezzle EU money to pay for their decadent lifestyles instead of funding the cultural development of their town. They soon find themselves having to perform the unimaginable task of producing one of the great Shakespearean plays for the most important festival in the EU cultural calendar.
Mr Mulley
Three young Muslim men, part of a terror cell, are making a bomb in a London flat, when they get a call to vacate immediately with their gear. The police have been alerted and they are under suspicion.
Abby
Television drama based on a true story about a group of planespotters wrongly accused of being spies. 14 planespotters are arrested for behaving 'suspiciously' at an air base in Greece and are accused of being spies because of the telescopes, radio scanners and aircraft serial numbers they have in their possession. They plead their innocence but the farce turns into a nightmare when the group are held in squalid Greek prisons.
Uncle Hassan
In England, the Pakistanis Yasmin lives two lives in two different worlds: in her community, she wears Muslin clothes, cooks for her father and brother and has the traditional behavior of a Muslin woman. Further, she has a non-consumed marriage with the illegal immigrant Faysal to facilitate the British stamp in his passport, and then divorce him. In her job, she changes her clothes and wears like a Westerner, is considered a standard employee and has a good Caucasian friend who likes her. After the September, 11th, the prejudice in her job and the treatment of common people makes her take side and change her life.
Singh
A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
Passenger
Фильм рассказывает о жизни таксиста Фила, его жены Пенни и их детей. Дети страдают ожирением и от того видимо несчастны. Впрочем, несчастны и их родители, которым жизнь подкидывает суровые испытания. Пройти сквозь все невзгоды и сохранить семью — вот непростая задача, которая стоит перед Филом и Пенни.
Dr. Mackay
Workaholic reporter, Jack Elgin takes his family on a working trip to India, but their aircraft is hijacked in Cyprus by a previously-unknown terrorist movement, and his wife and daughter are among the slaughtered. With western governments suppressing key facts and unwilling to go after the terrorists, Jack uses his contacts and snooping skill to seek the truth himself.
Shopkeeper
Наступили летние каникулы, а Кевин и его дружок Перри все еще не сделали ЭТО. Если в ближайшее время им не удастся снять пару девчонок, они просто лопнут. А пока что у них, фанатов танцевальной музыки, остается единственная радость в жизни - сидеть в спальне Кевина и делать свои гениальные миксы. Но есть на Земле место, где обитают крутые ди-джеи и безотказные девушки. Это остров Ибица - столица мировой танцевальной моды. Раскрутив родителей на билеты, друзья отправляются туда...
Dr. Chandra
Ограбление банка, изящно задуманное легендарным медвежатником Мэйтлендом, не может не быть успешным. План настолько гениален, что Мэйтленд и его юные ученики Эдди и Иэн абсолютно уверены в том, что он «подсказан» им высшими силами. Но все карты путает неожиданное появление соперничающей банды. А за ней прибывают полиция и спецназ. Элегантное преступление превращается в вакханалию безумия, а банковские коридоры – в лабиринт смерти…
Man in mosque
Pakistani taxi-driver Parvez and prostitute Bettina find themselves trapped in the middle when Islamic fundamentalists decide to clean up their local town.
Ajit Rao
Stephen Milner is a solicitor, but he fits uneasily into the world of Lewis Strange and Partners, who are an upmarket firm of solicitors.The film follows Milner's fraught relationship with a lucrative client, Ron Jesson. When one of his offices goes up in flames, the press are convinced that Ron arranged the fire for insurance purposes.Milner also has to cope with an estranged wife, batty mother and debt ridden younger brother.
A brother and sister travel from London to India for the funeral rites of their estranged Sikh father. For her it is a chance to discover more about her homeland, but for him the confrontation with foreign customs and the burden of new duties is unwelcome and traumatic.
Documents an Indian-English family's attempt to give their Briticized daughter a traditional Indian arranged marriage, with as much photography as possible.
Uncle
A group of South Asian women try but cannot escape their problems on a day trip to a British beach resort.
Wasim
Банда похищает принцессу королевства Лугаш и требует от короля отречься от престола и заплатить 100 миллионов долларов. Расследование ведет комиссар Шарль Дрейфус. Нежелательным свидетелем для бандитов становится инспектор Жак Гамбрелли, оказывающийся к ужасу Дрейфуса сыном умершего десять лет назад Клузо…
Dadaji's Retainer
A childless British couple visit a fertility shrine of Gulab Shah in Karachi run by eunuchs and set off a huge culture clash.
Set on the deserted North Sea island of Langeness, a lonely woman begins an affair with a stranger; only after he is identified as a political fugitive and deported does she begin to learn about his true identity and his past.
Clinic Registrar
Paul quarrels with his girlfriend Jane about when to start a family and Dr Eva Frankenstein comes to his aid by helping him to become the world's first pregnant man
Familiefaren
Sara Philips is pressured into smuggling 2 kg heroin into Norway. She meets up with the narcotics agent Ted Hansen and lets him use her in a scheme to catch the powerful people in the drug cartel. While hiding in Ted's safe house, Ted himself tries to catch the badguys. Fatigued and frustrated with an inefficient police department, untouchable criminals and Sara's sexual provocations, he's on the verge on giving up. However, suddenly Ted gets a clue. A clue leading him to Karachi.
Old Quereshi
Barbara and Naseem are in the same hospital, having babies. They make friends. But the celebrations of their husbands, Kenny and Quereshi, 'Jimmy', lead to a headlong chase, with crazy mix-ups, collisions and brushes with the law
Shopkeeper
Hiller, a computer expert, was bribed by group of bank robbers to obtain details of the security system at a newly-built bank. Having obtained the information, he thought he'd seen the last of the robbers. But now they've traced him and his son to London. They hold the son hostage and force Hiller to decode the information about the alarm and then to take part in the robbery.
Mortician
Основанная на реальных событиях драматическая история о дружбе двух мужчин, африканского активиста и журналиста, которые, несмотря на различия, были объединены борьбой против апартеида.
Ghost
Sammy and Rosie are an unconventional middle-class London married couple. They live in the midst of inner-city chaos, surround themselves with intellectual street people, and sleep with everybody - except each other! Things become interesting when Sammy's father, Rafi, who is a former Indian government minister, comes to London for a visit. Sammy, Rosie, and Rafi try to find meaning through their lives and loves.
Kartar Singh
Молодой гувернантке Мэри Морстен каждый год приходит по одной редкой жемчужине. Причем отправитель неизвестен. Драгоценная посылка приходит в дни годовщины исчезновения отца девушки, который таинственным образом пропал вот уже как десять лет.
Mr. Patel
The story of the rise of a madame of a suburban brothel catering to older men, inspired by the real experiences of Cynthia Payne. The story follows Christine Painter as the down-at-heel waitress who, with the help of prostitute Shirley and cross-dressing Wing Commander Morten, seeks to up her earnings by turning her suburban home into a brothel. Before long she and her girls are chaining up judges, spanking Generals and attending to the needs of Honourable Members. Christine sees herself as providing a vital service to these harmless pervs and when finally the house is busted and the case comes to court, it's fair to say that the presiding judge isn't unfamiliar with her work.
Mr Mehrban
A Christmas black comedy based on the tradition in Hammond's Bank that a member of the board should take a turkey and 6 pence to a deserving poor family.
Dealer
Омар, молодой пакистанец, живёт в Лондоне со своим отцом, пьяницей, который когда-то был одним из известных пакистанских интеллектуалов. Он просит своего брата Нассера, босса преступного мира, найти работу для Омара. Тот назначает молодого человека менеджером захудалой прачечной, а Омар, полный предпринимательского энтузиазма, нанимает Джонни, лондонского уличного панка и друга детства. Друзья стали партнёрами по работе и любовниками.
