Johnny Vegas

Nobody actually likes bread sauce, do they? It tastes like someone’s eaten a piece of bread, chewed it up and spat it onto your plate. Merry Christmas.

When an awkward, heavily bullied schoolboy from a dysfunctional home discovers a beautiful water nymph hiding in an abandoned Edwardian bathhouse, he must confront his own personal demons in order to save them both from the depraved custodian who keeps the enchanted waters alive with the ritual sacrifice of children.

Пол Дуд мечтает выиграть национальный конкурс талантов, прославиться и разбогатеть. Он упорно готовится к выступлению, репетируя песню с танцем. Но в день икс по пути ему встречаются один за другим пятеро эгоистов, из-за которых Пол сперва опаздывает на прослушивание, а потом с треском проваливает его. Дойдя до точки кипения, Пол Дуд намерен отомстить тем, кто сломал ему жизнь. Во время ланча он совершит пять изощренных и кровавых убийств. Вот тогда мир точно его запомнит!

Terry and Gemma are forced to take refuge in a sinister and dilapidated caravan park after their coach breaks down. During the unplanned stay, visitors and residents begin to be bumped off one by one under grizzly circumstances.

The hilarious and bizarre story of Frank Sidebottom, the cult British comedian in a papier mâché head, and the secretive life of Chris Sievey, the artist trapped inside.

Пятеро старых друзей собираются на выходные в хижине в лесу, чтобы наконец развеять прах своего друга Джонси, который 3 года назад утопился в озере. Вечер проходит за жуткими историями об убийствах и зомби. Но позже буквально у героев на глазах разыгрывается еще одна, и самая пугающая история - на этот раз невыдуманная.

A new republican prime minister strips the British monarch and her family of their money and assets, and forces them to live on a rundown council estate.

Draper's Tours are taking Mildred and her care home friends on an overnight ferry trip from North Shields to Amsterdam, where things will quickly turn turbulent as the passengers and crew begin to get bumped off one-by-one. Throughout it all, Terry is still desperate to pop the question to Gemma, even if the circumstances are less than romantic.

Omar and Pete are half brothers. When their parents are eaten by lions they embark on a journey to find Omar's real father. What follows is a funny, heart-warming journey of self-discovery for both boys...in Blackpool. The Choudray family represents a truly contemporary example of modern multicultural Britain - but what will the brothers make of their eccentric newfound family? Will they be going to Mecca or Mecca bingo? In contrast to the old fashioned stereotypes about Blackpool, the comedy is sharp, current and non-stop.

Фильм об отважном пещерном человеке по имени Даг, его ручном кабане, их уморительном сражении с наступающей цивилизацией Бронзового века и зарождении самого популярного вида спорта.

A Blackpool coach driver and a tour guide get caught up in a deadly comedic conspiracy when bus passengers begin mysteriously dying one by one.

Романтическая история 17-го века, в которой художник влюбляется в молодую замужнюю женщину. Вместе они решают заняться рискованным цветочным делом в надежде построить свое будущее.

The UK has seen a massive growth in the number of all-you-can-eat restaurants offering limitless servings of food for a fixed price. How do such businesses remain profitable and is it possible to beat the system?

Сверхсекретная операция, которую выполняет образцовый спецагент, с треском провалена из-за некстати свалившегося на его голову неадекватного брата — оголтелого футбольного фаната и полного беспредельщика. Теперь герою предстоит спасти свою жизнь и вдобавок планету от нависшей над ней угрозы — практически невыполнимая задача в тандеме с вновь приобретенным родственником.

Alan (Johnny Vegas) searches for answers in all the wrong places and this time he thinks he's found them...on the internet in the form of a highly trained deadly assassin. But he's about to learn the true price of entering the 'dark_net'.

Comic fantasy telling the story of Rebekah, an innocent and beguiling Northern girl who accidentally becomes Chief Executive of News International and gets caught up in a seventies Watergate-style scandal.

A one-off 90 minute special in which Keith Lemon pays tribute to the iconic Back To The Future films.

Harry Hill embarks on a road trip to Blackpool with his Nan when he discovers that his hamster only has one week to live.

In 1973 Ricky Tomilinson was imprisoned for unlawful assembly and conspiracy when picketing for support in Britain’s first National Building Strike a year earlier. During the course of Ricky’s sentence when he refused to conform, wear prison clothing, work and suffered on hunger strike he met a sympathetic and wise prison governor who introduced prisoner Tomlinson to Tressell’s great novel.

Что получится, если лорд Грэнтэм из «Аббатства Даунтон» станет немытым бездомным, оставаясь при этом аристократом душой? Загадку мистера Вонючки предстоит разгадать под самое Рождество школьнице Хлои. Когда ее мать ударяется с головой в политику, а отец теряет работу и тоскует по прежней жизни рок-гитариста, Хлои встречает странноватого друга — бездомного с собакой. И приглашает его пожить в сарае у дома.

Marjorie the cow lives in a run-down stable in the middle of Bethlehem. Nothing exciting ever happens in Bethlehem until now… there’s a census or something and there’s going to be some sort of street party – that’s what Marje has heard, anyway!

For the first time ever, Johnny Vegas' full length stand up show storms onto DVD. The larger than life comedian and star of Benidorm, Ideal and 'those ads' bursts onto DVD in a triumphant return to the sun, sand, sea and sangria of Benidorm.

Monkey portrays various historical figures as he attempts to make the perfect cup of tea in the Kenya tea farms and then safely take it across the world to England for the Queen.

Boasting an amazing selection of the most watched, most influential and most highly acclaimed programmes ever made, The 50 Greatest Television Dramas presents a long overdue assessment of the rich heritage television drama has to offer. Channel 4 invited over 200 of Britain's top television drama professionals – writers, directors, producers and commissioners – to take part in an exclusive poll to discover what they consider the finest dramas ever produced.

Shot live at the one off Comic Aid benefit gig at London’s Carling Apollo – which sold out in just three and a half minutes of tickets being put on sale – the DVD features the entire uncut show for all those unfortunate enough to have missed out on tickets. The 3 hour show sees Jonathan Ross, Jack Dee, Graham Norton, Julian Clary, and Lily Savage host a stellar comic line-up that includes; Lee Evans, Dawn French, Jimmy Carr, Ardal O’Hanlon, Johnny Vegas, Bill Bailey, Bo’ Selecta! star The Bear, Jo Brand, Jon Culshaw, Omid Djalili, Otis Lee Crenshaw, Eddie Izzard, The League Of Gentlemen with Miranda Richardson, Alistair McGowan, Dylan Moran, Dave Spikey, Simon Pegg & Jessica Stevenson. Psychological illusionist Derren Brown and international percussion sensation Stomp also present their own unique blend of stage entertainment.

Intergalactic revolutionaries "Blake's 7" make an eventful late night stop at Newport Pagnell Services on the M1.

История о поэте, придворном льстеце, пресловутом распутнике Джоне Уилмоте, графе Рочестере. После возвращения на трон Карла II Британия пребывает в упадке, и Уилмот умело этим пользуется. Он любит женщин и любит вино, он лишен каких бы то ни было нравственных ориентиров, он кутит и пишет стихи. Но постепенно он начинает раздражать многих: от собственной жены до самого короля…

История о двух придурках из Бирмингема, о их сексуальных фантазиях и о попытках их осуществить. Удача покинула продавца овощей Дэйва, - собственная жена выгнала его из дома, и ему некуда больше идти. Дела его лучшего друга Фериса обстоят не лучше, - ему нечем платить за квартиру...

Johnny Vegas has crawled his way to the top of the showbiz ladder. Fame, wealth and awards are his but there's a problem...he's lost his edge. He's no longer funny and the fans have begun to take notice... The solution? Return Vegas to his stand-up roots - The Edinburgh Fringe Festival. How? Kidnap Johnny and surround him with a mad lifestyle manager, a meglomaniac sponsor and his obsessive comic flatmate who should've been sectioned years ago. Then just sit back, watch his world fall apart and hope his new found misery means he can reclaim his place amongst stand-up comedy's finest with hilarious results! Succeed or fail, one question must be answered...Who's Ready For Ice Cream?

Johnny Vegas has crawled his way to the top of the showbiz ladder. Fame, wealth and awards are his but there's a problem...he's lost his edge. He's no longer funny and the fans have begun to take notice... The solution? Return Vegas to his stand-up roots - The Edinburgh Fringe Festival. How? Kidnap Johnny and surround him with a mad lifestyle manager, a meglomaniac sponsor and his obsessive comic flatmate who should've been sectioned years ago. Then just sit back, watch his world fall apart and hope his new found misery means he can reclaim his place amongst stand-up comedy's finest with hilarious results! Succeed or fail, one question must be answered...Who's Ready For Ice Cream?

Consumed with sadness after the death of his wife and subsequent rejection from his son, a widower, at the urging of his friends, opts to appear on a vulgar, wildly popular game show (for which his wife signed him up) and watches his life start to change for the better.

B старой доброй Англии игра в шары - спорт джентльменов, посему бесшабашный Клифф Старки - сущий позор для уважаемой команды городка Торкей. Этот лохматый дерзкий юнец бросает вызов за вызовом 23-кратному чемпиону Рэю Спейту и тайком встречается с его очаровательной дочкой. К сожалению, даже прирожденный талант гениального игрока в шары не может спасти его от 15-летней дисквалификации. Но мир в Торкее вновь нарушается, когда заезжий агент из Штатов мигом превращает Клиффа в суперзвезду, а местная команда получает шанс сразиться в суперматче с грозными австралийцами. Только Клифф может подарить им победу, но удастся ли чопорным провинциалам вернуть себе изгнанного гения, не уронив при этом свое достоинство?

An unwanted statue of the Virgin Mary affects an entire community after an apparent miracle in a chip shop.

Documentary charting the Derek and Clive phenomenon. The two foul-mouthed toilet attendants were the creations of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore and were responsible for some of the filthiest comedy to come out of Britain. Despite being banned from radio and television the duo achieved great success and a cult status, but the act broke up one of the greatest comedy partnerships of recent years. Featuring excerpts from the actual records and video footage of Cook and Moore.

Set in 1990 on an Air Force base in the mid-Atlantic. Billy is desperate to listen to his team Middlesborough, play Newcastle United. But Billy's quest for diversion masks an unspoken trauma in his past which he is forced to confront.

Иисус Христос спускается на грешную землю, чтобы с помощью своих навыков в боевых искусствах одолеть разбушевавшихся в Канаде вампиров.

Voted as Britain's funniest man Johnny Vegas hosts his first ever entertainment series. Re-live the best bits of the hit show Johnny Vegas:18 Stone of Idiot as Johnny invites you into his bizarre but comical world.Vegas is joined by a host of celebrity guests Ray Winstone, Kathy Burke, Elvis Costello, David Soul, Huey Morgan and Rhys Ifans who he interviews in his own unique way. For the first time ever the very best bits from the series are presented here on this essential jam-packed DVD alongside all the bits too outrageous for TV and loads of never-before-seen material. This is Johnny at his crude, rude, hilarious best!