Too soft and innocent for the job they do, HARPOON and THE BAPTIST are two money collectors that don't collect much, except for kicks and bruises. As they try in vain to fulfill their contracts, they get involved in a robbery and decide to go for a change in their lives: they will start collecting for themselves.
Бухарест, 1911 год. Молодой актер, страстно увлеченный развитием кинематографа, решает снять фильм о войне за независимость Румынии 1877 года, войне, в которой столкнулись в противоборстве румыны, русские и турки. Ему предстоит идеологическая, политическая и даже внутрисемейная борьба, чтобы доказать, что кинематограф все-таки станет полноправным видом искусства…
Tacke, an old graveyard digger, finds out he has only two months left to live. This is the moment he discovers he does want something out of life: a glamorous funeral service in the cemetery's « downtown » area, where he had spotted for a long time an splendidly situated burial site. Everything goes smoothly, especially that the town's luxury funeral home has just acquired Lady Di's hearth. Tacke has some money for the funeral ceremony, he also has some friends who would mourn for him, but he is out of luck: the funeral site he was hoping to acquire was just given to somebody else.
