Hella Joof

It follows a Copenhagen couple's new life at a West Jutland folk high school.

Two brothers Timo and Ralf are petty criminals. When Timo hears that his girlfriend does not see a future with him, he with Ralf and his friend Martin try to carry out a dangerous coup that may eventually win her eternal affections.

Хелле всю жизнь ждала, когда же, наконец, её муж-трудоголик уйдёт на пенсию и они смогут вместе насладиться осенью своей жизни. Ей хочется попутешествовать с ним, посмотреть мир. Но когда в последний день Петер возвращается с работы, происходит неожиданный поворот. Муж подготовил для неё сюрприз: он начинает новую карьеру импортёра вин и вложил все их сбережения в виноградники в Австрии. Хелле и Петер расстаются, и каждый движется своим путём, открывая новые возможности, сталкиваясь проблемами, мечтая. Но можно ли начать всё заново после 50 лет совместной жизни? И возможна ли жизнь друг без друга?

After finding out that her husband cheated on her, Lise and her two daughters Ditte and Sigrid decides to go on vacation to Malta. The two sisters are very different and tries to cheer the mother up in very different ways. All inclusive is a movie about love and figuring out how to be a family.

The story starts approx. 2000 years after the human race has destroyed itself in a mixture of ecological disaster and war hell. Contrary to all current odds, it's the sheep who have taken over planet Earth as the dominant race (all of it grew out of the man made cloning experiments with sheep). In order not to repeat mankind's mistakes, the major virtues are now ecology and peace. Unity and uniformity is now the fundamental cornerstone of culture: If we just stick together, we can handle everything and everyone. This is where we meet our hero "Woolfert", a loser among loser wolves, simple minded and lonely, living on an old human dump. Woolfert simply wants a more simple and natural world, though he isn't quite sure what that is.

Mark (Casper Crump) and Laura (Mille Lehfeldt) are lovers. He is a singer in a failed boyband. She is getting tired of playing second fiddle to the relationship. But one day Laura is measured by the talent seeker Aslan, and it turns out that she is unbelievably talented. Laura becomes confident and successful. At the same time, Mark’s career is going downhill. Mark discovers that talent can not only be measured but also stolen by Aslan’s machine. In the name of love Mark sucks all of the talent out of his unsuspecting girlfriend and shoots for the stars – with massive consequences at home.

Anne has given up trying to find a man who will fit into her sensible and controlled life. Therefore she has chosen to become pregnant with an anonymous sperm donor who has been carefully chosen. But as her hormones get the better of her she realizes that the child may come to resemble the father and possibly get his less flattering characteristics. Anne feels compelled to find the sperm donor and ensure that he is as perfect as she imagines.

Anne has given up trying to find a man who will fit into her sensible and controlled life. Therefore she has chosen to become pregnant with an anonymous sperm donor who has been carefully chosen. But as her hormones get the better of her she realizes that the child may come to resemble the father and possibly get his less flattering characteristics. Anne feels compelled to find the sperm donor and ensure that he is as perfect as she imagines.

Four girls in rehab is on tour from their treatment centers and it becomes their life stories. The girls run off in a stolen Volvo and soon learns to know the freedom of good and evil. Both the fantastic feeling to be master of its own destiny, but also the heavy feeling of responsibility when you have to figure out what to do with his life. Before long, the girls learn that they can not continue

Four girls in rehab is on tour from their treatment centers and it becomes their life stories. The girls run off in a stolen Volvo and soon learns to know the freedom of good and evil. Both the fantastic feeling to be master of its own destiny, but also the heavy feeling of responsibility when you have to figure out what to do with his life. Before long, the girls learn that they can not continue

Bitter Sweetheart is the naked truth about Lina Berglund, a perfectly normal 15 year old who tries to start living like her friends who seem to have so much fun.

Kalle, a nice middleclass kid, who because of a debt and old friendship ends up as a 'fidibus', a gofer, for the hash baron Paten. But only until Paten is anything but innocently jailed and asks Kalle to mind the store while he is gone. No one touches Paten's money, Paten's car or, least of all, Paten's girl, Saby, who is dumber than water.

Kalle, a nice middleclass kid, who because of a debt and old friendship ends up as a 'fidibus', a gofer, for the hash baron Paten. But only until Paten is anything but innocently jailed and asks Kalle to mind the store while he is gone. No one touches Paten's money, Paten's car or, least of all, Paten's girl, Saby, who is dumber than water.

Hannah (Lotte Andersen) is a housewife in a village Zealand, where she is married to the sad Carsten (Mikael Birkkjær). She sings in the mammal church choir along with his outspoken sister (Ditte Gråbøl). A choirmaster in transit - the black Jackson - get fired up during the chorus, as soon singing and joy - and Hannah is experiencing new feelings.

Девятилетний Ходдер — одинокий, лишенный матери мальчик, склонный к необычному воображению. Он живет вместе со своим отцом, который зарабатывает на жизнь, расклеивая по ночам постеры на рекламных щитах. И хотя у Ходдера нет друзей, и в школе он не очень-то в почете у сверстников, мальчик оптимистично относится к жизни. Но однажды ночью Ходдеру является фея и просит его спасти мир. Фантазия переплетается с реальностью, оказывая положительное влияние на жизнь мальчика... Фильм снят по одноименной книге датского юношеского писателя Бьярне Реутера, написанной в 1998 г.

Rasmus is a commissioning editor prepared to go to lengths to keep people happy - which is just what he has to do, because Rasmus has a problem. He can't say no. To his ex-girlfriend who wants a baby or his new girlfriend, who wants things clear cut, or his author pal, who wants to write for a limited audience, or his new boss, who wants to publish sex guides.

De tre melankolske Clowns, Peter Frödin, Martin Brygmann og Hella Joof, har lagt (pik)hovederne og resten af kroppen i blød og præsenterer et hudløst ærligt generations portræt. Se bl.a. Martin Brygmanns hjerteskærende hyldest til Marilyn Monroe. En tragediesnas fra storbyens hårde gademiljø baseret på virkelige hændelser. Et familie drama, der er mere aktuelt, end da det blev skrevet. Gensyn med cowboyd'erne Tex og Jack på deres farefulde ridt over prærien mod Nottingham Gulch i deres evige søgen efter lækre kællinger. Der er også musik... og sang... og forskellige kostumer... flest kjoler... Det er noget med Martin. Næstekærligste hilsner Det brune punktum

Jacob is a young man used to getting everything he wants. For several years, he has been living in a happy homosexual partnership with Jørgen, and one night Jacob decides to pop the big question to Jørgen. Jørgen happily accepts Jacobs marriage proposal, but then something happens: Jacob falls in love with a girl, and not just any girl. The girl is Caroline, married to Jørgens younger brother Tom.

Jacob is a young man used to getting everything he wants. For several years, he has been living in a happy homosexual partnership with Jørgen, and one night Jacob decides to pop the big question to Jørgen. Jørgen happily accepts Jacobs marriage proposal, but then something happens: Jacob falls in love with a girl, and not just any girl. The girl is Caroline, married to Jørgens younger brother Tom.

The first sketch show by Peter Frödin, Martin Brygmann & Hella Joof also knows as "Det brune punktum".

The first sketch show by Peter Frödin, Martin Brygmann & Hella Joof also knows as "Det brune punktum".

Молодая Сюз, которая работает в клинике красоты, пытается жить счастливо со своим итальянским мужем. Вскоре после того, как она говорит ему, что забеременела, она узнаёт, что у него был роман с клиенткой её клиники. Она выгоняет его из квартиры в тот момент, когда к ним привезли новую кухню. Ниллер, мастер по кухням, живет без детей с Лиззи. Они готовятся стать приёмными родителями для девочки из Буркина-Фасо. И в это время Ниллер влюбляется в Сюз…

Constance, a young woman, arrives at the mansion of the experienced Lola, where she is initiated into the mysteries of sexuality.

On election night we meet Peter, an idealistic young man, who suddenly discovers he has forgotten to vote. On his way to the polls he encounters a variety of taxi drivers, all racist in their way and Peter has to decide whether to stand up for his convictions or getting to the polls on time. The film won an Oscar for Best Live Action Short Film.

A man comes in love troubles, just few days before his wedding.

Hannibal is a nice and polite boy, but Father and Mother think he hangs too much in front of the television. They therefore give him the dog Jerry, whom he is very pleased with. It turns out that Jerry, as the dog is called, is not an ordinary dog, because it can not bark, but on the other hand it can speak. The crafty toy maker Uncle Grandfather and his henchman Uncle Harry would like to grab Jerry, and it involves various conflicts involving a cheeky dog trader, an unlucky glazier and a distinct police cops.

Фильм о настоящей дружбе и любви. Фильм о том, чтобы сделать что-то хорошее для кого-то. Два уголовника, Петер и Карстен, с "низким уровнем жизни" лучшие друзья всю жизнь. Они всем между собой делятся и всем друг для друга жертвуют, не важно сколько это стоит. Когда они внезапно узнают, что у Карстена есть дочь и что её отчим её бьёт, они решают забрать её в лучшее место. И вот, сбежав из тюрьмы, "похитив" свою дочь, Карстен и Петер едут в Швецию...