Arte Johnson

Three scientists invent a youth serum, but they're forced to flee their lab as a group of mercenaries try to take it for the wealthy old man who hired them, capturing the head of the lab in the process.

Five years after throwing a killer party and stealing Muffin away from alpha-male Zeta frat member Bud, head party nerd Ritchie is married (to Muffin!) and runs a detective agency.

While vacationing on Captiva Island, Florida with his parents, a teen, gloomy about his future, finds love and friendship when he meats a cute girl and 3 kooky pensioners with passion for life and crazy schemes.

No friends. The new school sucks. And Mom is in love with a sleazy research doctor. Pretty bleak. That’s how life looks to ten-year-old Gage when suddenly, into his world pops the magical Munchie. Munchie is the ever-hungry and hilarious mysterious creature from another world who delivers flying pizzas and brings on the parties! With the help of Munchie and loony Professor Cruikshank, Gage evens the score on his school’s bullies as well as his mom’s boyfriend and has the greatest summer ever!

В руки Гидеона Фиска попадает старинная книга, в которой заключены несколько мультяшных, но от этого не менее опасных монстров. Похоже, что колдун Фиск — единственный, кто может уничтожить этих злобных персонажей, но сначала нужно вытащить их в реальный мир. Сделать это в одиночку не так просто, поэтому Фиск находит себе четырёх особых помощниц.

Straight to video movie featuring the private detective Dan Turner, based on the pulp magazine character created by Robert Leslie Bellem.

A dark comedy thriller that manages to skillfully blend humor and mystery into one incredible film from its thrilling beginning to the shocking climax! The superb all-star cast is a unique collection of characters who find themselves with one very special thing in common -- they are all boarders of Mrs. Ella Purdy (Karen Black) and totally dependent upon her gracious nature. The suspense mounts as, one-by-one, they fall sacrifice to ominous secrets enshrined within the walls of her foreboding house! Murder and mayhem prevail throughout the tense but often humorous situations as each victim draws nearer to his or her fate.

A man in a three-piece-suit from Cleveland buys the Hollywood tax service for cheap. His first big client accidentally gives him his account ledger with details of his cocaine trafficking. The pair then run around a country club before opening hours. The remainder of the film is shot entirely in windowless rooms.

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Boy turns seven, and is flown to Magic Castle by Harry Houdini to battle an evil magician and his young protégé.

This is a cute little story about a princess star fairy named Sparkle who lives up in the clouds in Castle WishStar. Her job is to grant wishes to children when they wish upon a star. But lately she has been overwhelmed by the increasing number of wishes being made. So she asks for help and receives not one but five new star fairy helpers named True Love, Whisper, Jazz, Spice, and Nightsong. As the story goes on, we meet a little girl (voice of Drew Barrymore) who is upset but cannot think of a wish to make her happy. - from IMDB review

Country singer Joe Hawkins must fight both drug addiction and his unscrupulous manager to get back on his feet.

Продолжение широко известной первой части. На этот раз шейх решает организовать безумные гонки через все Соединенные Штаты Америки с запада на восток. Причем приз составляет ни много, ни мало, один миллион долларов. Естественно все участники первых гонок выходят на старт и к ним добавляется множество новых гонщиков…

Kay Dillon, a successful modeling agent, meets the young and handsome ranch hand Tyler Burnett in Nevada. She can't help but notice his incredible good looks and invites him to move to New York and start working for her as a male model. Burnett accepts the invitation and goes to New York to start his modeling career. But Tyler longs for more in life: a woman to love and his own ranch. Can he remain the biggest male model in the industry, and still get his heart's desires? Is Kay the woman to give all that to him?

A remake to the 1975 feature film. Donavan arrives in town and soon finds he is the legal guardian to two kids Clovis and Celia. He tries to decline but the sheriff insists...

A BAFTA award nominated animation.

The wicked queen creates an ice storm meant to get rid of the younger Snow White, but instead freezes the whole village, just barely missing her. Snow White travels to the land of the Seven Friendly Giants and makes friends with them. Snow White is never safe from the wicked queen because she'll always be able to find her. Can the giants save Snow White from her vengeance, or will she end up an icicle like her parents?

At Frank Yost's Good Possibilities, a state-of-the-art videotaping dating service, various clients have misadventures while trying to find the right person to be with.

A homicidal dune-buggy trio terrorizes a busload of Las Vegas bound tourists with the intent to kidnap one of them.

A woman tries to cope with her husband's emotional instability while also juggling a career as a local TV show director, her motherly duties, and an extramarital affair.

Граф Дракула просуществовал живым мертвецом несколько столетий, но никогда люди еще не относились к нему с таким пренебрежением. Подумать только, простые смертные выселяют Дракулу из его фамильного поместья в Трансильвании! Никакого уважения к старине! Бездомный граф вместе с верным слугой Ренфильдом отправляется на поиски своей давно умершей любви... Он находит ее в сумасшедшем мегаполисе Нью-Йорке. Душа его возлюбленной осела в симпатичном теле красивой манекенщицы Синди. Она не испытывает предрассудков по поводу секса и, в принципе, готова на любые формы любовного обладания - в том числе на кровожадные укусы вампира и последующее превращение в летучую мышь на ночное время суток. Все бы хорошо, но дружок Синди доктор Джеффри Розенберг просто помешан на том, чтобы уничтожить вампира...

Sesame Street celebrated its 10th anniversary in the spring of 1979 with a half-hour PBS special hosted by James Earl Jones titled A Walking Tour of Sesame Street. The special aired on individual PBS stations at various times between March and May 1979. (Muppet Wiki)

They were the greatest partners that ever partnered, partner. No, I haven’t lost the ability to write, I’m simply repeating the word repeated ad nauseam in the 1978 television biopic, Bud and Lou. I avoided watching/reviewing this for a while, predominately because I know absolutely nothing about Abbott and Costello, and the duo, embodied by Buddy Hackett and Harvey Korman, instilled a belief this was a cheapo TV movie….which it is. Bud and Lou plays as if the screenwriter read a Sparknotes write-up about the duo and thought it was too long. On top of it all, the characters are bipolar in temperament and horribly miscast. For a movie about two comedians, the only humor derived is in the belief this television movie was a good idea. Bud Abbott (Korman) and Lou Costello (Hackett) struggle to rise up the burlesque ranks, eventually becoming successful comedic actors. However, various problems complicate their fame.

While traveling to meet with the Hessian King, the famed Brothers Grimm, Jacob and Wilhelm, travel through an enchanted forest where they find themselves trapped in the world of their fairy tales.

Comedy - During WWI, the Germans try to encourage certain Mexican guerrillas to make trouble on the Texas border. Masterminding the plot is a German spy who has, at his disposal, the RX4... a specially equipped weapon-bearing automobile of awesome speed. But a U.S. Army lieutenant carries the day with his own fleet of Model T racers. - John David Carson, Carol Bagdasarian, Louis Nye

Tom Selleck is a member of the "Bunco" squad the squad in charge of nabbing con men, cheats, and swindlers. Most of their time is spent dealing with penny-ante street-corner crooks. But their investigations start to reveal a larger con game in progress.

Over fifty of the greatest living comedians are called to a party at Bob Hope's house, where each of them is systematically killed (and their bodies thrown in Hope's pool!). Hope and the rapidly shrinking cast try to discover who is the mysterious killer known only as "Joys."

A tugboat operator and a waterfront cafe owner clash with a dock foreman who is trying to change the way things on the piers have been done.

While the rest of the world is getting ready for Christmas, all the bears in Bearbank are getting ready to sleep… except for Ted E. Bear. Ted gets curious about the holiday, and sets out to learn the meaning of it from Santa Claus himself.

Artist Peter Max pulls the strings as the pop group The Fifth Dimension travels through a technicolor land inhabited by wacky people.

Sales training short for Kenmore freezers, with a format modelled after the 1960s comedy show Laugh-In.

Частный детектив Пи Джей с неохотой получает новый заказ: он должен защитить Морин Пребл, любовницу миллионера Уильяма Орбисона от нападений со стороны его жены и её семьи. Однако Орбисон задумывает смертельную интригу, в которой детектив должен играть центральную роль. Но всё усложняется, когда Пи Джей со временем понимает, что полюбил Морин и деньги Орбисона...

Orson Welles talks fantasy and magic in this short Vienna travelogue.

At first, Dr. Sidney Schaefer feels honored and thrilled to be offered the job of the President's Analyst. But then the stress of the job and the paranoid spies that come with a sensitive government position get to him, and he runs away. Now spies from all over the world are after him, either to get him for their own side or to kill him and prevent someone else from getting him.

Молодая провинциалка Джоан Ховелль мечтает стать актрисой, она снимает маленькую квартирку вместе со своей подругой в Нью-Йорке, берет уроки актерского мастерства и работает горничной по вызову, убирая чужие квартиры. Однажды она знакомится с плейбоем и кутилой Томом Милфордом. Чтобы произвести на него впечатление, она выдает квартиру одного из своих клиентов за свою. Джоан и не предполагала, что хозяин этой квартиры — сам Милфорд…

A man stumbles out of a car crash with no memory of what transpired. Everyone who he meets suggests that he is a ruthless man with an aggressive temper. Could he be deliberately blocking out memories of his past?

A disillusioned writer explores the subterranean depths of San Francisco's North Beach district.

Wartime romance about a lonely man and woman who meet one rainy afternoon in New York.