Neville Swarbrick
Former players and associates of third division club Bostock Stanley gather for a celebratory dinner to commemorate their famous FA Cup victory twenty-five years previously during which a shocking truth is revealed.
Writer
Эмили созрела для замужества. Ее тетушка Агнес, хоть и была старой девой, понимала неотвратимость этого события. И тут - очень кстати - приезжает брат Эмили со своим другом Седриком, который может стать достойным мужем Эмили. Но Седрик проявляет чрезмерную нерешительность, тогда как Джордж не упускает своего. Тетушка Агнес вынуждена принимать срочные меры, однако ее затея оборачивается совершенно неожиданной стороной и пробуждает дремлющие чувства не только в окружающих, но и в ней самой…
Waiter
Katie can read minds. Being desirable, the male minds she reads are all thinking of one thing. She always responds by hitting them and storming off without explanation. Daniel is an expert in body language and interprets this as a sign she wants to be pursued. Since Daniel spends most of his time, when not terrorizing his students, pursuing women, Katie gets ever more exasperated that he is treating her exactly as he treats every presentable female from the motorcycle cop to the squeegee girl. She cannot read minds when her eyes are covered, or when minds are thinking in a foreign language, so she misinterprets Sandip's desire for hunger. She also holds Daniel responsible for his subconscious desire for his friend's wife (Caroline).
