Val Valentine

The fourth form monsters' latest trick is their best ever – they have burned down St Trinian’s school! As the girls stand trial, the police breathe a sigh of relief, but miraculously the judge's infatuation with a student means the school is freed. For the authorities, it means a new reign of terror as the girls of St Trinian’s regroup with gleeful anticipation.

На довыборах в парламент телевизионная знаменитость Боб Уилкот от консерваторов соперничает со Стеллой Стокер от социалистов. Что будет, если политические конкуренты влюбятся? Агенты противоборствующих партий вступают в сговор чтобы предотвратить электоральную катастрофу.

During the Cold War, a British family struggles to overcome cultural differences as they welcome two Russian social workers into their home for a visit.

With their headmistress under lock and key in her majesty's prison, the St Trinian's girls find themselves under the protection of the army. However, when the sixth form take a fancy to winning a trip to Italy through means fair or foul, the army discover this is one battle they can't win. Let loose in Europe, it is not long before St Trinian's have succeeded in endangering European relations.

An insurance man discovers his ex-girlfriend and her husband's art-forgery/arson scam.

A murderer hopes to escape his death sentence by identifying the leaders of a spy ring.

Charles Hathaway wakes up in West Wales with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. With the help of a Cardiff specialist he traces his life back to his gorgeous wife and their large London house, so all seems well with the world. But more detective work starts to uncover an alarming chain of further stunning wives and a way of going on that the new Charles finds pretty unacceptable.

Приезд дочери султана принцессы Фатимы в известную и престижную английскую «Школу для юных леди» принес больше суматохи, чем обычно. Конь её отца — Арабский Мальчик вскоре должен участвовать в скачках, поэтому Кларенс Фиттон, брат директриссы Миллисент, просит свою дочь докладывать ему об успехах коня. В то же время полиция устраивает сержанта Руби Гейтса в качестве учителя в школу, а Министерство образования отправляет уже третьего по счету инспектора, так как первые два бесследно исчезли.

An underhand solicitor receives threatening notes, and the police are called in to protect him.

In this delightful fantasy adventure, a mild-mannered writer of adventure stories for girls (Richard Hearne) finds himself presented with an intriguing proposition from an elderly fan (Margaret Rutherford). She suggests that they conspire to steal a secret whiskey formula from ruthless distillers, who themselves stole it from her family in years gone by. With the recipe back in hand however, it's not long before they attract attention from the Inspectors of Scotland Yard.

The legendary Bela Lugosi as "the Vampire" teams up with Britain's much-loved "Mother Riley" in this hilarious comedy adventure. The Vampire plans to control the world with the help of his robot, which accidentally gets shipped to Mother Riley. Through radar control, he contacts the robot and orders it to come to him, bringing along Mother Riley! But his life is turned upside down when he holds this most meddling of mothers captive.

The legendary Bela Lugosi as "the Vampire" teams up with Britain's much-loved "Mother Riley" in this hilarious comedy adventure. The Vampire plans to control the world with the help of his robot, which accidentally gets shipped to Mother Riley. Through radar control, he contacts the robot and orders it to come to him, bringing along Mother Riley! But his life is turned upside down when he holds this most meddling of mothers captive.

Симпатичная официантка ради смеха решает участвовать в конкурсе красоты и неожиданно его выигрывает. Но погружение в шоу-бизнес оказывается не таким радужным, как казалось ранее. Её начинают преследовать неудачи, и она чуть не скатывается до стриптиз-ревю. Но есть надежда, что всё кончится хорошо.

Old Mother Riley runs into a ghost who turns out to be an old pirate searching for buried treasure.

Set on Blackpool’s Golden Mile, Jim (Douglass Montgomery), a once promising scientist, sets up in business as a patent medicine man selling hair tonic at the fair with his ex-army colleague Dan (Ronald Shiner). Following a fight with local hoods over pitch spaces, Jim falls for Jane (Hazel Court), the girl on a nearby candy floss stall. The two begin dating but Jim fails to mention he is already married.

The woman here is Sylvia Russell, who is a bit power mad and has some set goals. In order to achieve those goals she is sadistically devoted to her son and daughter, able to possess and direct them; subtly ruins her daughter's marriage by corrupting a servant girl and, then, uses her to compromise her son-in-law; slowly breaks her bumbling, unambitious husband's confidence, finds in her husband's executive friend the man she desires, and then poisons her husband in her own manner in their quiet English manor

Vivian Kenway, a young Englishman from an aristocratic background, flunks out of Oxford, and decides to use his considerable charm to achieve his goal of, apparently, making dissipation his career. His derelictions include seduction, betrayals of sweethearts, family and friends, and Marriage for money. All this with no signs of remorse or redemption, since his life as a completely unprincipled rake is quite enjoyable...for him, at least. Then, World War II breaks out and he is given a chance to die a heroic death for flag and country. Maybe.

In turn-of-the-century London a young music publisher fights both competitors and piracy in a time where author's royalties were still unprotected.

During WW2 a former railway employee who had been drafted, goes AWOL to hunt down the spiv and draft dodger who is having an affair with his wife.

Land girls unmask black marketeers.

A gripping tale of WWII naval warfare in the Baltics, starring John Mills as Lt. Freddie Taylor, a British submarine Captain. The crew of the Sea Tiger are summoned from leave on shore with their families, and sent on a secret mission to intercept the Nazi battleship Brandenburg. In the ensuing battle the British submarine is damaged by a German destroyer. The submarine is leaking fuel so badly that the crew won't be able to make it back to Britain before running out somewhere along the Danish coast. When it seems that their only option may be to blow up the submarine and try to escape to Denmark, seaman James Hobson hatches a plan...

Balloon unit WAAFs catch German spies.

It's war time London and the Crazy Gang (Flanagan & Allen, Nervo & Knox, Naughton & Gold) are doing their bit for the war effort by running a fish and chip stall using their platoon's barrage balloon for advertising. Their Sgt Major is not happy about this and orders them to take the balloon down, but a freak heavy wind accidentally carries the gang away to Nazi Germany. They are captured and placed in a detention camp where they meet an elderly prisoner named Jerry, who possess a map for the location of a secret weapon which will win the war! Fortunately Teddy Knox's impersonation of Hitler lands him the spot of pretending to be the Fuhrer at a gala dinner and the gang are allowed out of the camp. However the Nazis have other ideas for their substitute leader.

Джордж, продавец мороженого, попадает в переделку. Из-за нелепой случайности его обвиняют в краже. Пытаясь скрыться от полиции, он проникает на поезд, где засыпает рядом с конем по кличке Людоед, который уже покалечил нескольких жокеев. Но Джордж не знает о скверном нраве Людоеда и поэтому не боится его, из-за чего рядом с ним конь ведет себя смирно. Когда по прибытии поезда дочь владельца Людоеда и её жених обнаруживают это обстоятельство, они говорят Джорджу, что коня зовут Ягненок, нанимают ухаживать за ним и изо всех сил стараются скрыть от Джорджа правду, надеясь, что он выиграет для них престижные скачки...

Джордж, продавец мороженого, попадает в переделку. Из-за нелепой случайности его обвиняют в краже. Пытаясь скрыться от полиции, он проникает на поезд, где засыпает рядом с конем по кличке Людоед, который уже покалечил нескольких жокеев. Но Джордж не знает о скверном нраве Людоеда и поэтому не боится его, из-за чего рядом с ним конь ведет себя смирно. Когда по прибытии поезда дочь владельца Людоеда и её жених обнаруживают это обстоятельство, они говорят Джорджу, что коня зовут Ягненок, нанимают ухаживать за ним и изо всех сил стараются скрыть от Джорджа правду, надеясь, что он выиграет для них престижные скачки...

A worker at a gramphone record factory surprisingly creates a hit song.

A diplomat falls in love with an exiled Russian princess.

A young man, whose main interest in life is stained glass, accidentally accepts a challenge to fight in a fair boxing booth.

A barge operator helps a schoolteacher tackle a gang of criminals.

A farce about the theft of a famous painting.

In France the husband of a purity league leader runs a shady nightclub.

In France the husband of a purity league leader runs a shady nightclub.

Герои фильма, муж и жена, — люди среднего класса, сравнительно невысокого достатка. Если жена довольна семейным уютом, то муж всегда раздражен материальной и духовной ограниченностью существования и произносит гневные речи о необходимости многое испытать, постранствовать, пережить приключения, о полноте жизни, которой он лишен. В этом нетрудно узнать пародию на целый комплекс романтических идей 19 века, вечную фаустовскую неудовлетворенность, стремление в даль.

A man sponges off an old comrade from the First World War who believes he has saved his life during the war, although this ultimately proves not to be true.

Farcical confusions ensue when newlywed bride Peggy Gay overhears her husband Jack discussing the purchase of a piano, and somehow interprets what he has said to mean he is the father of an illegitimate child.

A comedy film directed by Monty Banks.

'Paris. Roué poses as secretary to flirt with employer's wife.' (British Film Catalogue)

A young couple struggle with their overbearing parents.

An ambitious young man secures a job in the colonial service, the only stipulation being that he needs to be married which he isn't. He has just twenty four hours to find a woman to persuade to marry him.

A musical crime film directed by Harry Lachman.

In India, a British soldier saves the jeweled eye of a sacred idol.

An ex-French Foreign Legion soldier comes to Soho and ends up as a singer in a cafe.

Назван по месту расположения радиоцентра, откуда транслировались передачи радиомеханического ТВ системы "Cine-Radio". Едва ли не самый первый в мире телевизионный фильм.

A recently engaged girl invites her parents to meet her fiance. They learn that he also loves another woman.

Busmen find a magic carpet and save a girl's father from the caliph.

The Vagabond Queen is a 1929 British comedy film directed by Géza von Bolváry and starring Betty Balfour, Glen Byam Shaw and Ernest Thesiger. It was the final film directed in Britain by Bolváry before he returned to Germany. A young woman takes the place of a Princess who is a target for an assassination. This film was released in May 1929 as a silent film and re-released with synchronized music and sound effects in August 1930.