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The Patrician's Guide To Kino (2022)

The third film in The Mooring Line series

Genre : Comedy, Drama

Runtime : 1H 45M

Director : Adrian Beqiri

Synopsis

Filmmaker Adrian Beqiri was gearing up to make his magnum opus experimental film 'Adventures Of A Posthuman Through Time And Space' but now the pandemic has made him rethink his process. He decides he's tired of making zero budget productions like his first film 'Moon Men' and creates a Pay-Per-View series of videos teaching plebeians how to become true patricians when watching cinema. Adrian is no more, he goes by a new name now; The Kino Kowboy. Kino's schemes don't exactly go to plan and he's forced to come up with new schemes to make money.

Actors

Adrian Beqiri
Adrian Beqiri
Kino Kowboy
Dmitri Pejakovich
Dmitri Pejakovich
Himself
Scott Keith
Scott Keith
Himself
Austin Casher
Austin Casher
Himself
Parker Pitts
Parker Pitts
Herself
Matt Prine
Matt Prine
Himself

Crews

Adrian Beqiri
Adrian Beqiri
Director

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