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Ed's Eaten Elevenses (2006)

Genre :

Runtime : 1H 23M

Director : Miklós Jancsó

Synopsis

Jancsó’s farce, similar to the previous ones, is about our time and about death. Pepe marries into a family of mafiosi, with the father-in-law rolling in money. In a joint venture they establish the first Hungarian Prison Limited company, where there is a menu, the prisoners are residents, and they furnish the place of execution for those volunteering to execute themselves. It turns out that the first voluntary hanging should be demonstrated on Pepe. In 180 AD Emperor Marcus Aurelius is dying in Vindobona, being fed with blades of hay by uncle Miki himself, and his son Kornél Mundruczó. Kapa provides for communication: he insists on telling lies, lies and again lies. Furthermore, there are several to die and to revive, to win and to lose, and Melancholy Béla is still alive.

Actors

Zoltán Mucsi
Zoltán Mucsi
Kapa
Scherer Péter
Scherer Péter
Pepe
Rita Góbi
Rita Góbi
Ritácska
Boldizsár László
Boldizsár László
Boldizsár
Csaba Fazekas
Csaba Fazekas
Csabi
Csaba Horváth
Csaba Horváth
Prince Csaba
Lajos Balázsovits
Lajos Balázsovits
Professor Balázs
Balázs Galkó
Balázs Galkó
Priest
Péter Halász
Péter Halász
Kapa's father
Miklós Jancsó
Miklós Jancsó
Himself / Marcus Aurelius
Kornél Mundruczó
Kornél Mundruczó
Kornél / Commodus
Roland Rába
Roland Rába
Roland
István Márton
István Márton
Pisti
András Szirtes
András Szirtes
Film director
Alinda Veiszer
Alinda Veiszer
Talk show hostess
Juci Németh
Juci Németh
Talk show hostess
György Rózsa
György Rózsa
Prisoner
Steven Lovy
Steven Lovy
American extra
Sub Bass Monster
Sub Bass Monster
Himself

Crews

Miklós Jancsó
Miklós Jancsó
Director
Miklós Jancsó
Miklós Jancsó
Writer
Nyika Jancsó
Nyika Jancsó
Director of Photography
Zsuzsa Csákány
Zsuzsa Csákány
Editor
Dávid Jancsó
Dávid Jancsó
Editor
Ferenc Novák
Ferenc Novák
Choreographer
Tamás Banovich
Tamás Banovich
Production Design
Gábor Garami
Gábor Garami
Producer
Sub Bass Monster
Sub Bass Monster
Original Music Composer
Jenő Hubay
Jenő Hubay
Additional Soundtrack
Ludwig van Beethoven
Ludwig van Beethoven
Additional Soundtrack
Jenő Huszka
Jenő Huszka
Additional Soundtrack

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